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docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS pants aren’t
a quick doodle of Toby for @toastradamusi’d definitely like to draw him again sometime
toastradamus: hatewizard: pyronoid-d: fromthebalrogsmouth: uguused: “Hey everyone! My name is Inori and you can think of me as a personification of Internet Explorer. When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow and awkward girl. However, just
catbountry: toastradamus: It’s the Internet, stupid!a mixtape for a bygone internet eraTRACKLIST:1) What is Love 2) Running in the 90′s 3) The Scatman 4) Dragostea din tei (Numa Numa) 5) The Ding Dong Song 6) Never Gonna Give You Up 7)
toastradamus: the last thing you see before you die
melissamouse: toastradamus: me when I see something sad Me when angels deserve to die Just a little when I feel like letting go.
toastradamus: haters will see you use the bathroom stall and be like “he cant afford diapers”
toastradamus: Is this even legal
toastradamus: THE STREAK IS OVER!!!!!!!! BY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! why didn’t you call sans the undertaler
toastradamus: Sam Hyde sure does a lot of bitching and moaning for someone who hates whiners
toastradamus: when friends draw things for you when friends draw nsfw things for you
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toastradamus: toastradamus: Bowser is: confident, outgoing, financially well to do, handsome, bold, and most importantly thicker than a bowl of oatmeal And he’s a family man! He loves his kids!
toastradamus: robotlyra: thatscoognut: I dont remember Rockos Modern Life being that dirty The Spank the Monkey game was my favorite. Rocko’s Modern Life was pretty much Joe Murray’s chance to see how many dirty jokes he could slip past the censor
toastradamus: wow
toastradamus: pouring the finest vintage Peanut Nor I had in my wine cellar oh my god
toastradamus: nintendo needs to stop pussyfootin around and just finally cannonize Wand of Gamelon and The Faces of Evil
toastradamus:ystlum:ystlum:i saw this on the frontpage of furaffinity last night and i passed out IM SO WEAK loana-lalonde please defend your work!!!!!!
toastradamus:me and the lads walking to the voting office to vote for Bernie Sanders
toastradamus: I can’t wait for Christmas so I can eat oreos filled with the congealed blood of Christ
toastradamus: camerawatt: So my school’s homecoming theme is disney. OH MY GOD
toastradamus: people that say homosexuality is gross/should be outlawed people that say that heterosexuality is gross/should be outlawed
trebled-negrita-princess: fuckwr: toastradamus: toastradamus: who here has the gif of the guy with way too much starch in his pants throwing a girl onto a bed signal boost Bruh this look like the episode from the Jimmy Neutron show where the pants
toastradamus: no the world is NOT a beautiful place there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t
toastradamus: I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old
toastradamus: golfgalaxy: boobies
toastradamus: toastradamus: this is the Tingle that Joel made during his livestream he updated it
toastradamus:this is the kinda stuff people on my facebook feed post
toastradamus: “Friends that you make over the internet don’t count!”
letshearitforthisclown: wayneradiotv: toastradamus: captainsnoop: toastradamus: does anyone have proof that maxofs2d is the creator of those fucking weird fetish TF2 character models because I wouldnt be surprised I remember him uploading a video
toastradamus:you know you’re a gamer when you get a dopamine rush from hearing brass casings hitting the ground
toastradamus: SHAWTY I DONT MIND!!!!
toastradamus: prometheusfuckinglied: alcoholicghouls: phazon-vuitton: she like “I sure the fuck did” he tried it and this is what happened WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG OMG
toastradamus: weeaboo-chan: epouvantail: oooeygooeygoodness: The Fish Bowl Ingredients ½ cup Nerds candy½ gallon goldfish bowl5 oz. vodka5 oz. Malibu rum3 oz. blue Curacao6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix16 oz. pineapple juice16 oz. Sprite3 slices each:
toastradamus: internet culture circa 2005-2009 were the golden years
toastradamus: If Lord Farquaad becomes president of Duloc I’m moving to the swamp
toastradamus: this is how Joker goes to prison in the Suicide Squad movie
toastradamus: sunn-ojdajuiceman: Where’s the gif of NeYo in the huge pants lifting the girl up
