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tobleronequeen: Make that YouTube video. Make that Vine. Write that book that you’ve been dreaming about. Lose/gain that weight to make you love yourself. Ace your exams. If you fail, start again. Read more books. Take those classes to gain that skill.
goshdaggett: So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I
altusmages: altusmages: My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to
drinklust: once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
silkymaloski: kailey-mangoes: batmansleftwing: GOOD GO GERMANY FOR OWNING UP TO WHAT THEY DID AND TAKING THE STEPS TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN. first time in forever that i’m proud of my country
myreligioniskindness: explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
itcuddles: I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
b-ak3d: sistermaryfake: chasingthathigh: theofficialbadboyzclub: #FeelingMyself Remake From The Bro SheLovesMeechie 🙌🙌 #WhipDance #KidTheWiz #CM3 The dude in the red!!! Just take a moment to watch this at least four times to watch how each
deepdiccpizza: when u have to be someone else to fit in with society
liftedandgiftedd: y0itskameron: i don’t wanna be begged for, i just want someone to chase after me like i chase after them. double text me if i don’t respond, call me just to tell me you’re missing me. just let me know when you miss me and i guarantee
thewifeofahipster: dayzea: When life gets tough it’s time to do some weird shit to your hair motto for life
unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
resynched: bewbin: How to get awards in Hollywood [”mad world” plays as person scrolls through a list of all-white oscar nominees. the person then picks up a white piece of paper and staples it to their own forehead]
gamtav88: brooklyn-knight: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
interentmofo: so as every child does, i used to call my dad ‘daddy’ and my mom keeps asking me why I don’t call my dad daddy anymore how tf do you explain that to a parent *forever screaming*
ohsovivrant: The type of random shit my husband is likely to come home to lol 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 I keep him so entertained 😂
how2loveurself: me, after drinking just one glass of red wine: let us toast to Dionysus, my body is a table, you are cordially invited to bring the fruit
ducksaysm00: mmmmiilk: There are 4 things I learned when I was 25: You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily
chakralifeclub: Owl SymbolismSymbolic meanings for the owl are:Intuition, ability to see what others do not seeThe presence of the owl announces changeCapacity to see beyond deceit and masksWisdomThe traditional meaning of the owl spirit animal is the
psychedelicpreacher: Psychedelic love to all I follow and to all who follow me 🌚Follow Psychedelic Preacher. 🌝
goblinbutch: me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds* me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat
scottbaiowulf: poopcop: elionking: nicknamenyquil: iterativeimprovement: I could watch this all day. he flipped I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro… @scottbaiowulf
poptartswiftie: howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was
uglybreadstick: When I have to jerk my ding ding to porno mags like a caveman after net neutrality is repealed
multimuu: CALM DOWN ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY.Don’t worry. They still have to go to court.But guess what? There’s something you didn’t know about the vote.Get this: the vote was basically illegal.You heard me right. Eric Schneiderman, American lawyer,
theconcealedweapon: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: shadow27: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: If he didn’t want his head to be smashed in he should have worn a football helmet Really he was ASKING for it This guy was BEGGING to get smashed in the head with
Sometimes going through your photos is a good & on time reminder to never go back to something that hurt you….You gave me beautiful scars.
officialcrow:this website is proof “be yourself” isnt advice applicable to everyone some of yall really just need to keep that weird shit inside til you die
croptop2014: j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church
maxiesatanofficial: he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal
brinigi: asgardreid: sonypraystation: why is this a screenshot The original post will kill if you look at it directly If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it
thefictionologist:‘To put it in a nutshell, he was afflicted with a love of literature. It was the fatal nature of this disease to substitute a phantom for reality.’ -Virginia Woolf, Orlando
kittycat-angel01: In need: Of someone to fuck me until I’m numb enough to not feel this way. Punish me.
waluwadjet: hvrleyquinn: Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume
welcometothenewtime: “He never looked nice. He looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; It was supposed to make you feel something…” Los Angeles, 1990.
celticruinsdesigns: Ain’t no grave, can hold my body down…Of course we had to dig out Berg’s AWE Will costume and Barnacle his face up for a tutorial! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fthIqXghjlw&feature=youtu.bePlease remember to Like and
shiftedperspective7: To be able to truly think is both a curse and a blessing.
drugmelovely: DONT pick the parking spot right the fuck next to me when I’m trying to do my drugs… fuck.
ceramicsun: i think that “budtender” should mean the person who grows the weed instead of the person who guides you through deciding which one to buy bc like… you’re /tending/ to the /buds/.
subsidiary: xtec: subsidiary: i hope my mutuals that have monster hunter are winning at whatever you have to do in that game the title really throws you for a loop huh im stupit i admit to that
trapdisco:i just wanna give a shoutout to john boyega for being committed to looking like a whole snack and a half every day
xorganized-chaosx: stonedcoldpimp: This is why you don’t work on a front kids. lol it remind me of the time we tried to teach token to fly a sign and he hota cardboard and wrote thirsty in the middle really small lol @oliviathedogmikeythehuman
crimewave420: weeddaddy: weeddaddy: weeddaddy: i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds” fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this “Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke
spunnhunnn: Tweaking for 42hrs. straight now and im trying not to fall alseep hahah im starting to “awake dream”, or if u wanna use correct terms “holucinate” hahhaaWhat ever at least im high♥ plus i enjoy the shadow people ;)
thas-sketchh-xoxo: I want it all to stop. Just make everything stop. I can’t catch my breath & it’s Finallu starting to scare me.
killyourselfalicia: do you ever sit with a group of people and not say anything for the entire time so theres no reason for you to be there youre just awkwardly listening to people converse while doing your own thing and wondering how its so easy for
sidantman: Caitlin - Is Your Love Strong Enough Photos and rope work by: Sidney Model: @caitlinciaramodel Follow me on Instagram Subscribe to my app to see full sets uncensored
hunterinabrowncoat: Self harm doesn’t always happen when a blade touches skin. It’s skipping meals because you don’t feel like you deserve to eat today. It’s having sex because you want to be used or abused or defiled. It’s drinking recklessly
kramergate: fleetwoodbrak: howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night
aquariusgod:Reblog this within 30 seconds in order to receive luck in your efforts for romance, assistance in your relationships, and/or to help easy conflict in your current relationship. Likes charge.
forev3r-st0ned: acidraininmyveins: What to do if someone you love is addicted to drugs or alcohol 1. Recognize you are completely powerless over their addiction. You didn’t cause it and nothing you say or do will control or cure them. You are your
nawaffs: You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.
princessandthesailor: The proper way to try to get the attention of your little via text as demonstrated by Daddy. ♡
gauche-ghost: If you’re going to kill me,you might as well do it right.Sit down, pull up a chair and I will tell you, step by step, how to hurt me best. “You’re a funny girl.” — J. (funny girl)
inthecloudswithcristy: “I refuse to tell anyone how bad it really got again.” — Because i know they can’t handle it to go through this again.- //04.09.2015//11.52// (via vermoeidetiener)
daddysdopeprincess: Its 2am and once again I’m cloud 9 with no one to talk to
tweakedperspective: Tweaker tip of the night Don’t start a project that’s going to take toooooo much time because you’re tweaked tf out and we all know you’re never going to finish it OR you’ll never be finished and get stuck on that activity
spunandreadytocum-letsplay: TWEAKER PROBLEM: When all you want to do is masturbate because you’re spun out your mind but you’re grown and have to work and take care of bullshit issues like kids lol. It’s still fun though, and the rush of stroking
pink-sprite: To love me is to love a haunted house. People visit, but they never stay
I am either too high to function or not high enough to function.
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