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basedgosh: “am i horny or am i just trying to capitalize on this time to masturbate” a question i should ask myself more often
shwinpoo: Perfect weather to listen to this album.
gingerbatch-addict: salaamender: Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially
thesassycat: sluttybitch2007: The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. did you google how to take a screen shot
basedgosh: basedgosh: note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend ุ on chinese food when you’re broke who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
smokeweeedgethigh: Why do I always want to cuddle? And more importantly, why do I never have anyone to cuddle with?
ink-its-art: owmeex: Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now) THIS IS SO CUTE AND THEY TURNED OUT TO LOOK REALLY REALLY CUTE AS WELL OMG
spankmehardbarry: so according to a post on tumblr all gay guys have white iphones. mines black so i guess im not gay anymore omg i have to tell my mom she will be so happy
pink-vulva: reasons i want to look GOOD for myself for myself to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts for myself
floatingmemories: jmihgn: cap-ulet: let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even FUCK I would kill a man to have a bathroom like this.
cumshotsblowjobsboobs: aaa-amateur-vids: Love to sext ladies? KiK = Rob_in_the_hood your boobs, handjobs, blowjobs, and cumshot pics and vids to showmeyourcumfacial@gmail.com
romankyaryday: i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
porn4ladies: Boys r so easy to make cum. Stupid simple creatures. I want to kill you all
countdankula: svmosf: cozyafternoons: babyevangeline: alexaaxa: oh. my. god. if you dont reblog this Im judging you. Damn tho Cough. I want to thank the heavens above for giving us such an amazing picture. I want to thank her parents for not using
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
strangelybeautifulworld: nympherret: like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it? this isnt even an exaggeration like at all
abuseexcuse: thesoftghetto: wanderer-in-the-darkness: superwhohannilockpotter: I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash. This. see, you don’t have to say “not all white people are like that” …you just have to
dawnawakened: Oleg Oprisco - ‘Ambience’, 2013 “Kiev-based photographer Oleg Oprisco continues to amaze with his surreal style of conceptual photography that makes use of a muted palette, unexpected props, and mysterious figures to
rocknrollfuldead: so I had to reduce the gif to an awful extent which explains the horrible blurred quality! apologies! you can view the good quality image here tho
rocknrollfuldead: Let’s dance on mountains While we pray to the moon As the sun goes down. If we fall I’ll make sure We tumble into a bed of roses And I’ll make band aids out of stars To fix all the scratches and bruises. Every time you feel
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you
blissfully-zen: uhg I have the hornies it’s this disease where I have to touch myself in order to focus on anything else
kinkycasey: No need to wake up, piglet. Daddy’s just going to take what he wants for a bit.
saucedance: Dude, all I deserve is a nice person. A kind awesome funny person who’ll ultimately support what I do in life. Lol I don’t need posts telling me what/who I deserve. I know what I deserve it’s just there’s too much to say to ever put
supnoah: do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
hotboyproblems: want to burn 1000s of calories fast??? try to put your bed sheets on your bed
nahshaw: MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
beholdmyrobes: beholdmyrobes: hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee
galactic—cannibalism: thegiveristheshit: whorecrux69: I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet
gnny: are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
acidicmoons: kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there
crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau: little-miss-lalonde: MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT. SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF
THE USUAL SUSPECTS: KNOW THEIR ROLESIt turns out that there are some “doms” out there in the community using titles like “Mentor” and “Protector” to manipulate and prey upon unsuspecting littles. It is all too easy to be lulled into a false
My soul feels like it shattered all over my floor right now. It hurts to the point I feel sick. I try so hard to be what I want, while others shred it apart. I had such big dreams for my life & none of them have become a reality.It’s not because
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ronaldkn0x: this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
ladywhiskerzz: Time to get up n get dressed, i have lame errands to run /:
truebluemeandyou: DIY Miniature Hobbiton Garden Tutorial from Craft Tuts here. This is an amazing tutorial (rated easy) that’s incredibly detailed, beautifully photographed with easy to follow directions. It includes all the steps to put together
euphoricspirit: Time to pack my bags and move in to this place, it’s perfect
morriganintothewoods: “In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole
cross-leggeddefiance: xiuhxochitl: smileceejay: meeetmeinmontauk: Lol this is me Lol this used to be me So me. They need to add a panel about pulling strands of hair out of your buttcrack in the shower and this is 100% my life. ^^^^^^agreed
clater: i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin
photographersdirectory: Signs. Kyoto | Japan I like to travel and snap what I see and I’ve made a new year’s resolution to do both of those more often. Matt C (http://matteoush.tumblr.com/)
mirandaharmony: One of the projects I want to finish early in 2015 is Hug Me, Hug Me, Hug Me. It’s a journal comic about connecting to a podcast called Harmontown. This story makes me nervous! I think it’s embarrassing because it’s about a
unexplained-events: This picture was taken by Photographer Oren Jeffries while he was exploring some un-mapped area of the Grand Caverns(Virginia). Jeffries liked to use long exposure technique to catch anything without any light what so ever. While
neilnevins: nathanael-platier: We freed them…but at what cost? that ball wasn’t there to trap them it was to protect us
coltre: I’m the kind of friend who would run at your house in a blink with pizza at 4am if you’re sad but also accidentally forget to reply to your messages for 8 months
legiondominion: Has anyone else noticed that the Dominion tag has now turned into a Dom/Sub nsfw tag? Cause it’s kinda hard to miss and I just want to know why?
psych2go:What are your thoughts on this? We also have a facebook page too where you could discuss the posts on our tumblr. Just type Psych2Go on facebook to find us! Hope to see you guys there!
onlyblackgirl:danfreakindavis: obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif Obama bout to do some mic drops these last years in term. Ain’t got shit to lose.
just-shower-thoughts:If all the people that refuse to vaccinate their children were forced to live in one area, their community would eventually die off and we would be relatively safe again.
slavette: “if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission” I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical
studip:if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
flaccidtrip:my white gay friend is showing me his grindr messages and its all boys asking him if they wanna go on a date or watch movies or go to like a water park or get to know one another or something gay and cliche and i’m like well shit why dont
countdankula:cccliterally: countdankula: countdankula: bong-voyage: countdankula: (Trivo Purple Wave) blunt after work to get my mind back to mental relaxation 😘 🌳+🔥+hemp wick=☁☁ Daaawwwwww sjfhsjskkakahd 😊😊😊 🙈 the new
coralreefer420:Dreams come true. I saw this ACE Glass x Mr Gray Glass collab unicorn at the American Glass Expo in Las Vegas last month calling out for an owner and to be dabbed on. While in SoCal last weekend I met Dave and was so happy to hear he gave
cooldudebro:*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*
doctorfeliuzumaki:homovikings:My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this
darling-nymph:If you are a feminist that is also supportive of sex workers (strippers, cam girls/boys, porn stars, ETC) please reblog this. I am trying to prove a point to someone.
bakrua: shitpostgenerator: date a vintage cactus who puts ‘these aren’t really randomly generated’ in the dictionary just to fuck with people i didnt realise this was posted by shitpostgenerator and i sat for like 10 minutes trying to work out