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“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“I’d love to have a look around your top-secret areas.” Submitted (with photo) by cumberbitchsandwich.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
Jodie and Piper sharing a rod.Click Picture for Full ResolutionNote: Nothing special about this one. I wanted to use Piper and Jodie again and figured why not. Also wanted to make it Fallout themed but I didn’t want to make the manmeat another vault
lokis-army-at-221b: imjohnlocked: hiddlybatch: crazyandsexy: monilip: chemicaldefect09: doomslock: Sherlock sends Victor to check up on John. → requested by stars-above-us. IT is NOT FAIR to add my Tom Hiddleston feels to my Reichenbach feels.
thescienceofjohnlock: life-as-an-angel-condom: #WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING JOHN? #WHAT, I DON’T NEED TO CHANGE CLOTHES, JOHN. #MY ROBE IS FINE JOHN. #TO THE AIRPORT JOHN! #LET’S GO JOHN. #I CAN’T WAIT TO WEAR MY BEE PANTS JOHN. #LET’S HAVE
laziestgittoeverstepinconverse: Click for full view! Page 01 | Page 02 | Photoset Re-uploaded due to Tumblr compressing high-res images. I ended up shading only skin because of the time crunch, but I tried to get a bit more color in to make up for it.
#can i mention how cool it is to have a variation of sherlock holmes where he says stuff like this #because it’s important #and this episode is my favourite so far because it’s surprisingly accurate #and it was just great to hear him say this #because
mikkeneko:benevolenterrancy:post-i-want-to-save: benevolenterrancy: hey, doyle, please don’t say watson keeps his stethoscope in his hat like that’s a normal thing, i refuse to believe that’s a normal thing Sorry to disappoint but… THIS
