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“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh, it’s okay… Have some vintage season three mind palace crack to make it all better.
The Holmes-Dracula File, by Fred Saberhagen (Ace Books, 1978) From a second-hand book shop on Charing Cross Road, London. From the writings of the late John H. Watson, M.D. It is with emotions doubly strange that I at last take up my pen to write
blackcockfetish: usedbyblacks: makaveli-soldier: Katie Holmes | The Gift One of my favorite celebrities I’d love to see with a black cock in her mouth. Make that her mouth, her pussy and her ass!
steveholmesporn: My victim of the day. She is soooo cute. I’m exactly three times her age. 18 to 54. Holly Hendrix & Steve Holmes @ kinkdotcom for SexAndSub (15/12/2015)
Chick #45 (1972) - Set 1 of 2. 1st pic is Puppa Armbruster and Karin Hofmann boxing in the nude. 2nd pic is lovely ebony babe Marguerite H. Boulware. 7th pic appears to be a young John Holmes with an unknown blonde. Final pic is Danish pornstar Jette
Jodie giving a bit of a peek at the dinerClick Picture for Full ResolutionNote: This was basically a bit of a test of Stealth’s Jodie Holmes model, which I was looking forward to finally releasing. I was not disappointed! Something about the stare
So some time back a point of contention was made by a certain someone with regards to Ellie from The Last of Us looking a lot like Jodie Holmes (shush) from Beyond Two Souls. Now that we have Jodie in SFM I can do a proper side by side comparison. I certa
Bigger VersionSomething quick, in a simple pose that I use way too much because I like it, to try out Stealth211′s lovely Jodie Holmes model.
dichotomized: H.H. Holmes’ Hotel of Horrors - Behind it’s outward appearance of normality, secret passages riddled the hotel-room walls, with peepholes for spying on the occupants. Trapdoors led into hidden staircasesleading to the street. There
DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE (1965)left to right: Salli Sachse, Laura Nicholson, Vincent Price, Jack Mullaney, Issa Arnal and Luree Holmes
cumberbitchsandwich: valeria2067: alsodinosaur: How to Get the Attention of a Hot Army Doctor By Sherlock Holmes Perfection! BTW: John’s method for getting attention is 1) Wear jeans, 2) Show up, 3) Be John H. Mothereffing Watson.
anothermindpalace: » 3 years had gone by since that tragic day. 3 years of waiting for Sherlock to return from the dead. Come on, how hard could it be? If he could fake his dead, so could Sherlock? Right? No, Sherlock Holmes did not survive his fall.
livin-la-vida-loki-d: whumpresource: whumpresource: If you like Sherlock, you MUST watch this video and you WILL drown in a puddle of your own tears of pain and feels. Beautiful… Ok I was really scared that it was going to end with a clip from
80sporn: Never let it be said that I am not responsive to those who read and follow this humble blog. This morning someone asked, “Where’s Dirk Diggler?” So here he is. The real Dirk Diggler, John C. Holmes. The well endowed star of The Johnny
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25 YEARS AGO TODAY |1/22/88| Mike Tyson defeated Larry Holmes to remain the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion. Watch the fight here.
i-am-mycroft-holmes:i-am-mycroft-holmes:I’m curious. In the tags, tell me how you take your tea or if you just don’t drink it.The fact that people are actually doing this makes me so happy!
cutiebatch: foxy-voxy: prettyarbitrary: sherlockspeare: Those cute ordinary things that The Brilliant Sherlock Holmes does sometimes. They’re in Mrs Hudson’s house so much that they help themselves to the fridge. <3 She really is their mother.
s-u-w-i: First three requests! ✨Holmes for @cryptidcaper Bertie for @technecat and @cool_lilegg - not playing piano but I hope the infamous banjolele will be also satisfactory 🪕Something HTTYD for @startheviking I chose His Most Mighty
vex-verlain: “I have a beautiful and alluring partner.”Sherlock Holmes: “We solve mysteries and fight crime.”Harold Finch: “We solve mysteries and stop crimes before they start.”Sherlock Holmes: “We use deductive logic.”Harold Finch:
ramirezdahmerbundy: H.H. Holmes’ Hotel of HorrorsBehind it’s outward appearance of normality, secret passages riddled the hotel-room walls, with peepholes for spying on the occupants. Trapdoors led into hidden staircases leading to the street. There
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alekzmx: Adam DeVine (Pitch Perfect/ Modern Family), Anders Holm and Blake Anderson get into a mooning fight in tv show “Workaholics”(S5E4) This has to win as the best unexpected naked butt TV episode of 2015! This