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“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I would shave for you.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
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“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because you are unbelievably hot!”
“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t something of a moron.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.)
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
Marilyn and John C. Holmes on the set of Marilyn Chambers’ Private Fantasies #1, filmed in 1980, around the same time as Insatiable, but not released until 1983. Read about the adult direct-to-video series here.
One more of Marilyn and John Holmes on the set of Marilyn Chambers’ Private Fantasies #1, a direct-to-video adult featured filmed in 1980 but released in 1983. Read about it here.
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