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This is a conversation I had with my roommate this morning: Him: Are you going to wear your costume to work today? Me: I don’t have a costume this year, it’s so sad! I wish I knew where my cat ears were. I was a cat last year though. Him: You can
This American people see stuff today.. Racism was what 90 years ago and I know it's in some not me get sick of herring it all over the news
Today, we will talk about some new age gap movies with hot blondes, about orgasms I had making this blog and also about a guy with the biggest dick in the world.Note: Please let me apologize for not making a weekly summary last week. I was so overwhelmed
Today, while @Penthouse, their AMAZING editors gave me this: the Golden Babywipe Award! I’m not entirely sure what it means but I do know that there was a lot of voting over what I think was a month or two and I WON! I felt incredibly special and
fatassvegan: When Zakk said I wasn’t getting a gift for our anniversary this year, I was one hundred percent fine with that. I don’t care about stuff really, I was just happy to be with him. Then today he surprised me with this. This is the prettiest
Today a nasty little slut was acting dirty in class. Being the substitute teacher for today I knew it would suck. Like as in me blowing the sexiest or youngest students after class. But I seen my chance in this young girl. Boys love milfs, milfs
lovmykuma: fierybiscuts: crazyaiborobot: I was talking to fierybiscuts this today and he was a little horny… He sent me a sexy video of him cumming this mooring. I think it’s cute seeing his sexy body jiggle. I might try to remake this video for
Was it good for you?It seems I’m constantly on the lookout for things that will stimulate my mind. Or that will possibly stimulate the minds of others. (Sometimes this tends to get me in a little bit of trouble.) Well, today I found a little gold nugget
Hehehe one of my followers, kindly donated this cosplay, although she/he did not told me that it was a cosplay of a character, she/he only told me, hey would you like to have this white wig and this maid dress?but today i was looking, i found out, that
Today in marketing we had half an hour to create an app and try to “sell” the idea to the freshman through a presentation and this one girl in the group asks me what kinds of apps i like and everyone turned to look at me and how was i gonna
Today was a really un-nice day. I’m just gonna leave this here: http://a.co/0QeD5uo (I’m on mobile so you’ll have to copy and paste that. It’s a wish list link. Please cheer me up)
today at work this dude passed out in the porta john, and they didn’t know until we left. he was sitting in that bitch for ten hours. and god help me i thought it was the funniest thing. like they found him in there just unconscious with his pants
this teenager today told me i was in a “no flex zone” ive been scrubbing his blood off my hands for the last 2 hours.
lady-arryn: get to know me meme: [6/10] movies When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read
today was a little better… i had a lot to distract me, and hadn’t the time to get too inside my own head. now i just have to get through this next hour by myself ha.
One thing that sucked today: This guy roped me into filming an interview today while I was taking pictures of a Tolkien group of Radagast, Gandalf, and Galadriel and it was so horrible. The guy apparently hasn’t read the books/watched the movies,
me-ama-no-me-ama: So I saw this infamous male arch bishop from Bifrost guild, apparently Karuna’s boyfriend in OD today and I got the impression, that he wanted to kill me with 4 Orc Skeletons. ;( (No, I actually just think, that he was on his way
dan-and-phil: today in class this christian girl was telling her life story, and she was like ‘who knows what fanfiction is’ and i just shouted out ME I DO so she started saying ‘this stuff was basically written porn. i was addicted. and then jesus
phd-in-awesomeness: This is a really long yet important video. Today at work a man approched me knowing fully well that I was transgender, he asked me many questions that insulted and offended me. Claiming I was trans because I was “touched as a
This movie had me crying today. It was so great.
today was the last day of work and I got home early and ended up hooking up with this dude on grindr. he was kind of a weirdo but unusually for me I was so horny that I stayed and stayed rock hard the whole time anyway. he started losing his boner and
today this older dude that comes by and fucks me sometimes came by and fucked me. he works around the block and gets into breeding me every couple of weeks when he’s on a work break. it was so hot to be gripping his hard dick with my ass and to be
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this i…
the-absolute-funniest-posts: oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
thisisthemaxwellmurder: Did this today on @allyscarlett Was pretty rushed today so this is the best picture I got. Thanks for choosing me to do this bro @secondcitytattooclub (at Second City Tattoo Club)
luvpattyscakes: This one might be my favorite today… Hubs was sending me texts while I was taking pics and it was making me laugh!! I do love that man! ❤️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️Mrs. C
hallebarely: So today was the day that my mother conceived me 04/14/1998. Today was such a blessing for me I got to reflect on my past and realize that they’re better days to look forward to. So far this year of 2017 has been kinda rough on me but
follow-the-moon-: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
blackvassal: soulgems: I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he
This is a real pic I took today. Some guy at the airport with sweaty armpit stains and hairy pits was giving me a pit show. I was hard the whole time. Took a chance and took a pic.
Today on the bus this kid that looked like j cole was eyeing me hard and I was so fucking uncomfortable
This woman that I had sex with months ago and haven’t heard from at all text me out of the blue today. I immediately thought it was bad news but she’s just back in town again and wants to fuck.
creepycreepshit: This may be the ass that puts me into retirement or that unleashes the monster in me. This is the kind of ass I dream of finding and today I found it. It was perfect timing. I saw her waiting for the elevator so I pretended I was going
Me: I don’t think I feel like eating lunch today, whateverme a few hours after I was supposed to eat: welp here I am eatingme now: why am I like this I can’t even depression right lol
This is also of the sun and it’s with the star filter. I have 6 new filters. The people were nice and put in a free one for me. It was about the only thing that was really nice today.
xtheanonx: Today in English I was fangirling over this book I really like, and this girl started making fun of me for it. She said it was stupid to love fictional characters. To get attached to them, to cry over them, to ship them. She said I was being
snorlaxatives: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
cooljaku: aobatoppingnoiz: fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs This
finallyahumanbeing: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To
Today I had such a rude person make a horrible comment about how “skinny” I am and how I “shouldn’t be at the gym” of course the coward was behind me and she didn’t think I could hear her. Anyway, this comment is meant
Today was one of the most stressful days ive had ina long time (which for me, says alot!) and now i have to do all this bullshit. Im ready to blow my damn brains out. At least my headache would finally go away. I just want to fucking sleep.
cheezybiscuits replied to your post:holy shit i cannot draw today jeezus christmasif you’re having an off day maybe take a break or take it easy on the drawing and try again tomorrow.i did the complete opposite of this and was like ‘FUCK ART BLOCK
little-less: My name is Ashlee, Well actually my name is Lauren. This is me. I’m doing my best today to love myself, To understand my body, To feel comfortable with my imperfections. I was crying when I decided to take these pictures. Because
callmeyonu:This was exactly what I needed today. Lingerie has a way of grounding my body, sparking my soul and creativity, and indulging my sensual nature. But also… I just really f'n love the way the straps hold me everywhere at once so firmly
xanthor: Happy birthday to Braeburnedhad some time to animate Braeburn and Umber,hope you enjoy^^Higher quality gif DAMN THOUGH i’m usually less partial to canon/oc but DANG THIS LOOKS REALLY GOODalksdj oh my gosh look at his little wing twitches
daisyshanti: wooded-adventures: offensiveheritage: This was on the news today, are you kidding me? There’s something seriously wrong with the justice system The system is corrupt
tgrade5: onelonelydinosaur just sent me this photo of his hot self. I was naughty today xD
Today on “Things everyone’s probably seen but me before now” here’s a thing i just watched and was mildly amused by.Can you believe this is the first time i’ve heard someone pronounce “boehner” as “boner” outside of my own head? …FIIINALLY.
negitoroh: Was thinking of dashingicecream while doodling today tbh.
xekstrin replied to your post:third and final time to romance snek gf today, I’m…I’m hypekrissy im hype that ur hype
uuwww,, just woke up from a rly uncomfortable dream and the cherry on top was it ended with….notp??… w hy, self??? why do I hate me so much
littleropedoll: A Japanese Pearl Harness (This was from a custom bondage photo set I did today. Message me to get your own!)
this might sound weird buti went to a funeral today and it reminded me of youit was an open casket andthere was a half-finished tattoo on the corpse’s armone she supposedly had full intentions to finish and i think that was when i realised that life
ropeandthings: pgh-xxx: Playing around with editing photos today from last night’s shoot with twisted-view. This was the second suspension of the night. Now I’m addicted. i missed in august? shame on me.awesome.
yummymummymummification: superbounduniverse: snapharry818: hey auntie i brought the the football team with me today you got any snacks? Superbound rating: 9.5 So i walked in on my friend’s mum this morning, needless to say she was pleased to
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