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leatherleaves:leatherleaves:A guest just came by my front desk and said “it’s my husband’s birthday today, make sure you say happy birthday when he comes down!” and I love it so much it reminds me of that post that’s like “if I was dating
jadejayden: Naughty In Public 2014 (Throwback) This was 3 years ago today (on My Birthday) in my Birthday Suit 😜 I’m such a Naughty Girl. I love being an exhibitionist and showing off my big titties and bubbly ass. Especially when fans dare me
miniandmr:This was Mr dripping after helping me cum today with my big pink vibrator. I like to tease him and control if he cums or not. Maybe tonight i will let him cum, only if anyone has any special requests for him. I think he is ready to cum by the
antiandrogen: kramergate: today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she
My little sister was telling me about how there’s this old joke book in her classroom and sometimes during breaks or free reading she and some other kids will sit around and read jokes to each other. So one time one of them read a joke that went
spinelstar: This totally happened to me today. I was Garnet. <3 (Click for better quality.)
Yo, Steven Universe was one of the questions on today’s Jeopardy!
nnaojlucyylue: queenzenus: the-movemnt: Ruby Bridges, the first black child to attend an all-white public elementary in the South was born today. She’s 62. this hit me so hard like she is younger than my GRANDMOTHER no great-s added. like holy shit…
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eminences: This was spawned from Rosie/Lackless and I being cracky one day. Don’t ask how. Done entirely on livestream today. There’s something very wrong with me… I’m not sure if I really care to try and fix it or not. Probably not. Sadly,
curvynerdywordy: This is me, bringing back my plaid cleavage shirt. Because today was kind of grey and blustery. And beckoning plaid cleavage. Plaid. Boobs. Swoon.
compoundchem: This year’s #NobelPrize in Physics was awarded today, for the observation of gravitational waves produced by colliding black holes over a billion years ago: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-3Dt
witchbaer: So, my boyfriend gave this to me as a Christmas gift, but there was a mix up with the size. The replacement finally came today.
scruff-games:Found this precious gem on the left on an old phone. When all I did was run. SUPER LEAN! Then one of me today. Shy ?
fatboystatus: So, my boyfriend gave this to me as a Christmas gift, but there was a mix up with the size. The replacement finally came today.
draug419: greencladprince: Today I caught my first wild shiney pokemon and its a fucking magikarp. I named her disgrace. Okay greencladprince, I’m sorry but I’m going to drop some Magikarp love on you right now lolIn Alpha Sapphire I was determined
sexylouboutins: bumfinger: Thought I’d post this again after being asked if my icon was me earlier today. *GROAN* seirously…
amateur-porn-filmer: And this uncut stud from 23 year old Massachusetts guy kik’d me today offering up some pics while he was driving and then when he got home. I hope you all enjoy his snake
iconuk01: houseofalexzander: Lustrous. A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
northerntealheart: backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her.
pumpkinmcqueen: nnaojlucyylue: queenzenus: the-movemnt: Ruby Bridges, the first black child to attend an all-white public elementary in the South was born today. She’s 62. this hit me so hard like she is younger than my GRANDMOTHER no great-s added.
lovespicyj: This was last night on cam check me out today on @nakeddotcomcams See what I’m working with 😝 http://bit.ly/L9O3yA
officialtaquito: offensiveheritage: This was on the news today, are you kidding me? holy shit are they fuckn serious
spooky-deenie-weenie: festivehalloweenurl: spoookiel: Because we all know who the real star of 9x01 was. i thought about this during chemistry today and my teacher looked at me weird 10/8/13 never forget the tractor angel
offensiveheritage: This was on the news today, are you kidding me?
frecklesandfeathers: dustandhalos: dustandhalos: âThe world may be in pieces, but you still complete me.â Okay so I was gonna post this way later today in case you lived on the West Coast bUT ITâS APRIL 4TH HERE AND YOU JUST MADE A
dregyn:first off today, some teasers from a collab evening i did with some photog friends at the kevincanada studio a while back. these are by the talented Mr. Mah, just me chillin’ in the kitchen, if this was my kitchen it’s how i would spend time
futarika: Good Morning my lovely naughty followers!!! x3 today I wanted to do my usual Yoga and exercise rutine out by the park Hehee of course this was a Little risky for me since I did have that Little problema with the pólice last time x3 but I just
elpizos: VALENTINES DAY This was my treat for the gentleman’s eyes that took me to lunch today! 😻🌺😻 I think his eyes feasted until they were beyond full! @
breathe-gingers: Today I was out walking in short shorts, and I heard some girls whisper as they walked by. ‘Ugh, why would she even wear shorts if they are gonna show off her gross stretch marks?’ Hearing things like this makes me so angry. Let
animentality: stanseb: My mom just sent me this video without any context?? thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today
hotmeatmarket: This was submitted to me today. Nice thick uncut cock bro!
I got sexually harassed today. I never answer phone numbers I don’t recognize and this was a private number, but under the influence of my sleep medicine, I answered it in my sleep. When I woke up, I woke up to a stranger telling me he wanted to jerk
foolishfret: I looked at this picture of myself today, and honestly could not believe it was me.. such an indescribable feeling
So today i was talking to my cousin on face book , he told me that he got punched , called a douche , mocked , pushed around , and fucken teabagged by a student from in his language arts class . what the hell has incoming 7th graders gotten into . you
slutsneverdie: so relevant This was my day at work today. Why do people always come to me with their problems? I only pretend to care.
motorginger: my-wayward-shawn: offensiveheritage: This was on the news today, are you kidding me? WHAT THE FUCK What the fuck even is the american justice system? It seems it’s true more and more that you only get the justice you can pay for.
put on my good face for work but turns out my colleague wasn’t supposed to put me on the schedule today so back home i goooo
breedinseedin: I received a strange phonecall today from a withheld number. I picked up and the voice on the other end whispered to me “are you alone and available right now”. At first I thought this was very peculiar until I recognized the voice.
My hair is a fuckin mess right now but like..fuck it Tired. Trying to make this not be a shitty night.
nicodido: inickel: I saw this on instagram today and I thought it was funny so I want y'all to see it too me every morning
kaijuno:kaijuno:kaijuno:So I drive this old Ford Fiesta which by today’s standards is nothing but top tier garbage. I mean like. I literally have MOTORCYCLES with bigger engines than the Ford. It’s literally a 1.6L. But I have always been
weaver-z:Went on a date with a girl today and I said “I love seeing butches in Home Depot, it’s their natural habitat.” and she said “Oh that was me this weekend. Sometimes I go in there and buy bricks.” and I asked “Do
killerkurves: breathe-gingers: Today I was out walking in short shorts, and I heard some girls whisper as they walked by. ‘Ugh, why would she even wear shorts if they are gonna show off her gross stretch marks?’ Hearing things like this makes me
angryblackman: offensiveheritage: This was on the news today, are you kidding me? What in the world?
wigmund: naamahdarling: wormparty: what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again. Day 63: No darkspawn today. Alistair has died of dysentery.
binart: TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.” This is me after reading too many fanfic
kidsraisingkids: For Mother’s Day this year, part of my gift to my mom was a photo session done by me. Today we hung out with my parents and I snapped some photographs of them with Ashtyn and afterwards we all had dinner together and ended the night
thegingerghost: So I pushed my boyfriend through Walmart in a shopping cart today.. At midnight… IN the cart…. He was IN the cart. My 19 year old boyfriend. In the shopping cart. Yep.
thegingerghost: So flannel and knee socks today. Because i was too lazy to pants. Let’s just remember this
so-pretty-in-my-pain:It was warm today but I wore this shirt to be spiteful-I told my husband when he bought it that I would steal it & he tried to tell me no🤣
