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My commission from anoka-kon who wrote me this amazing fic finally arrived of my poor bab Darren whose cursed to grow whether hes stressed or upset, shenanigans happen and Rory’s an asshole per the norm.Definitively check their stuff out!
Yeah I have a 1-29-13 update hangover. My alpha babbus are just so beautiful I legit cried over that update okay because everything was beautiful and nothing hurt somebody instagram dat shit. I meant to post this earlier but I caught the flu so I’m
This is the new (and easy) way how i add cum effects in my works.It’s a Psd. file, all you need to do is choose one and put in the image.Download
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this lil guy has dominated my dash all day
My final Kaijune drawing for this year. Whenever someone asks me who the weirdest Godzilla Kaiju is, I always bring up Hedorah. He’s the only Kaju who’s a literal pile of shit.
tfw when you completely forgot about shit you had to do
My room has been giving me so much happiness lately ^^
thatspookyfeeder: A FUCKIN UHHH PROJECT MY DUDES(collaborating w/ one of my favorite authors and a good friend, shit’s coming soon)
sodomymcscurvylegs: Gay porn blog commentary is so ugly and next level, and that’s why I can’t be bothered to read it. Every time I find some shit like: “I waited for daddy with my bussy gaping so he could fuck me after he fucked my mother!”
Yes, I know the majority of his face is fucked up; I blocked it out and now I’m fixing that shit from the left over. But I worked on this for like way too long and now I have to go draw something stupid at a coffee shop before my brain explodes
perpetuallycaffeinated:perpetuallycaffeinated:He needs a nap.(Did entirely on my Note 10 phone, because I like making things harder for myself than they need to be.)Next day RT Bringing this shit back because LOOK AT HIM. HE’S ADORABLE.
my torrent of krush groove just finished. i think this is a good thing.
My Garchomp is the anchor of my team. Without him I don’t have a team. He is the only pokemon who truly loves me.
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: It is with a heavy heart that I am forced to announce that I must disassemble my lawn chunks. Yes, my critically tolerated yard sculpture
soundlyawake: catsareassholes: this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen oh my fucking shit i thought they were dead
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page,
nerdgasmz: jazzthespaz: stovenly: well aren’t you cute oh my god Im crying /DYING
bethosaurus: trillesst: 45214: vivala90s: Gas Prices In The ’90s this made me SCREAM *crying while looking at my gas tank* AND THE WORST PART IS I REMEMBER THIS
quasi-normalcy: herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
I can still smell the shit-caked mats I had shaved off of that dog with the ticks. 20 ticks later that I had pulled from his body, I’m still scratching, too. I need to inhale something overly flowery to get this fucking smell out of my sinuses.
nottodeadmegatron: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck
My muse has been affected by sex pollen! They're uncontrollably horny, 20x as sensitive, and... tied to a chair. How does your muse deal with this?
orchidmantid: milkshakes! the next comic for my minicomics class completed. now i gotta scram to the office depot and get this business PRINTED!! idk i love girls, i love girls in love. enjoy
thathighguy: caliego: The Eyes Never Lie by Ego Don’t think of me shying away but of my sparing you of my true intent .. Which is to kill Kill your ecstacy .. With mine Kill your seduction .. With mine Kill your aggression .. With mine Etc. I
stayingwoke: torisoulphoenix: stayingwoke: ethereal-poundcake: windianhoe: theprincesswashere: owlofthenyght: goldenpoc: Look at his hair, he cheated damn near 50+ times This got me effed up. I wouldn’t be able to look at him.. She was
michaelbitchangelo: black people reblog and write in the tags the feeling this image brings you
My ’70s Health-Nut Parents Didn’t Vaccinate Me. This Is What My Childhood Was Like.
popokko: popokko: i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap ok i apparently wasn’t clear enough with how stupid this question
rosevests: why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
I Hope My Friends Don't Find This
danktarin: Why you no on games on Demand, i miss you, this was the best party game that ever was created, you could just sit and play with 3 friends, all characters on one screen, beating the shit out of each other, or trying to out do each other on
My grandma gave me this mint energizing foot and leg lotion It smells like a mixture between mint toothpaste and icyhot, and has the tingling senesation of icyhotIt’s actually kinda cool…and my legs are super soft
This darling here is my life<3 I don’t know what I would do without her. She deals with my shit everyday just like I deal with hers. She never complains that I talk too much(which I talk a lot). She brought out a girl in me that I didn’t
freakspotting:
My Parents are Dead and My Sister is Disabled
demho3zhatinq: fckwithtony: Hold tf up this shit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Littttttt
Lil update… going slow but going good 💖💕Btw idk if yall realize but I’m painting this whole thing with toothpicks and needles? Dipping a needle into paint and using that to draw… that’s why it’s taking so long…
This is just my edit but I fucking love this “I just need a person” or “I just used a person” I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.
my mom keeps trying to make me send her the JT album, and I won’t do it. I’m already runnin this shit in the ground, I don’t need her doing it too.
this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m gonna play the sims or craft. haven’t decided yet. ~wild monday night~
THIS GUYS SA BIO IS A BLACK EYED PEAS SONG FROM 2011!!!!! I JUST reactivated my account, is this the shit I’ve been “missing out” on? 😂😂😂
darkesthorizons: neptuneisforlovers: ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES! My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
SHIT I love if I was this little all the time MY BUTT THO
hoodrichjay: tbh i just wanna be a 26 year old with my little apartment in new york doing my own shit
whatsaclockwithouthands: someone get me this OH MY GOD WHERE CAN I BUY
keepya-head-up: alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
fajrdreams: This bride signs an Arabic song for her deaf husband at their wedding. Too cute.
missveryvery: same guy who said this he’s my fucking hero
My second book is here I got em both eeee <33 The third one comes out later this month I can’t wait ;o; !!!
This show was my shit! This show emotionally broke me by the last episode. I was so depressed when it ended. lol
ANIME GIRLS GETTING REKT
This is no place for a Princess
gregor-iii: If this is the last meme of 2015 I swear…Congrats @jen-iii for becoming a meme.May the force be with youand all your rupphire dreams come true.
professor-maple-mod: Holy shit
Future Girlfriend
msu82: stego-garnet: freedreamerstudent: stego-garnet: thefurryshopper: This may not be a Steven Universe blog but I just want to say that Garnet’s thighs are just incredible. That is all. Amen. They are a gift from the gods. Your god damn right
triisoup: oyasumi-rickz0r: holy shit All is forgiven.
look at this dog
i woke up and went back to sleep a few times this morning and in those little spurts of random dreaming there was one that involved monos (a miracle) in some dangerous battle situation and blake was about to do something dumb and risky and weiss yelled
