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beeeatle: Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.
wingsexual: perpetuallycaffeinated: In times of my ship’s distress, I’ve seen the term “Dean/Cas cloud” mentioned. So. Here it is. This is my permanent residence. REBLOGGING THIS SHIT BEFORE I GO TO BED FOR ALL OF MY DEAN/CAS PEEPS HYPERVENTILATING
guys flippin heck i found my old art books from the start of high school and i can’t stop laughing! i mean look at this thing i dont even i that hair??? IS THAT A FOOT I DONT EVEN?!? oh and should i do redraw of this?
no-bullshit-scat-girl: pretty proud of this gif. another one from my private stash. i have so much fucking scat porn i could keep this going forever. keep reblogging for more <3 Nnnn. Can’t I eat the entire thing right now?
This is what happens when its 1am and I’m supposed to be writing an English paper because it’s due first thing tomorrow morning and i decide that I’m bored. ANYWAY this is my super cute bffsie Keegan and you should go follow him right
Please excuse my shitty handwriting, I didn’t feel like waiting for photoshop to boot up so here’s how I do all my plant shit!!! Hope this helps!!!
SHIT GOT REAL MY DUDES!
rumblethumps: sisstridersdick: Whoa wha Whoa I just found this guys You should watch it Also I added source WHOA SHIT WHOA SHIT WHOA SHIT OH MY GOD
instructor144:daddys-naughty-babygirl20:dressedincotton:He was making me toast late at night. I had not eaten my dinner earlier as I had been feeling unwell but I was starting to feel better and my appetite had returned.I started to whine and complain,
Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\\.
This legitimately makes me so mad at the system and society right now, even tho I’m white this makes me wanna change shit, this makes me wanna get racism outta the system, get it out of my system, because this ain’t ok, it isn’t ok that PoC are
haylohusky: burningwaterfa: kokoro4kakashi: babesbooksandbattles: scdub: babefield: islandgod: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this shit dragged my ass within the
rageomega: everybodyhatesjroth: blasianxbri: BITCH THIS TEA IS PIPING FUCKING HOT. I BURNT MY MOUTH SIPPING ON THIS SHIT. FUCKING ROASTED @novaschaos THIS TEA IS SCALDING
ak4d7: triple6christgang: “Gomez holding hands with Wale taking a walk, could it be? rofl bruh this is post of the year this is on my list of funniest shit of all time.
My spotify playlist is all fucked up. I need a sonic enema. what the fuck even is this. im looking at my playlists and it’s a fucking abomination. why do I even pay for this shit. so i can listen to bullshit. fucking hate spotify.
I keep trying to make a post to sum up my anger, but I don’t know how??? I don’t even usually get angry. I always skip that stage and just be upset. But I feel like I have a valid reason to be angry and I don’t know what to do with
asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look naked why
gascanhands: It’s Friday night at ΦΦΦ! Here they are, all together, the girls of Tri Phi! This wraps up my fall illustration thesis. Stay tuned for whatever secrets I pull outta my sleeves next semester!! (throws confetti)
samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they
asleepinyourcobweb: mare-moment: mare-moment: My snapchat story y’all WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH This is like my house :’)
pleasestayanotherday: basicallyfrench: highandparanoid: notherebyaccident: Photos of kids going to school in various parts of the world THIS IS SO REAL I need to look at this every time I complain about my 30-minute journey to go to Uni. Holy shit
I've been sleeping too much this summer, so I'm gonna pull a few all nighters and do shit.
imagine-the-free-boys:bogleech:mst3kman:sizvideos:This new type of 3D printing was inspired by Terminator 2VideoDUDE!WE FIGURED OUT SOME SHIT HERE IN 2015 WAY BETTER THAN THE “FLYING CAR” MALARKEY EVERYONE WHINES ABOUTIf I ever get my hands on something
aspidosecalis: dialupmodem: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t
kuro-takeover: twilightknight17: artemis-simetra: sansan9: William: “This is my side.” Seriously, my cousin’s kid is eight and he doesn’t even do this shit. I’m just disappointed he’s back in his normal suit and not the glitter or pajamas.
overly-khr-obsessed: naililyam: kessuburd: huffingtonpost: My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. Think twice before you judge a parent. most watch. Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I
cfreezy: militarygradeweed: arizonagunguy: jsantagato: illfindpeacesomewhere: So my little brother didn’t know I was coming home.. I love shit like this Fuckin allergies man. I’ve been fishing all day… and the red tide…got to my eyes…
oliviafuckingpope: #THIS SORCERY BLEW MY DAMN MIND WHEN I WAS LITTLE
this-puppy-flies-too: my precious Karasuno HS baby crows <3333333
I’m drunk for the first time in two years, I’m home not working on a satday night for the first time in months, let me take my ass to sleep.
quietly-islayem: This nigga seem like the nicest nigga ever in all his videos lol. Thats wat make that shit funny. Sorry for being hella obvious lmao My first car was a minivan :(
this-is-life-actually: “I really don’t understand why anyone gives a shit about my weight. ‘Why haven’t you lost weight?’ Answer, because you haven’t taken the time to understand anything about what yoga is in general, me, my life, and what
karrmennn: imjihlitmoe: rapunzel-corona-lite: kngshxt: kngshxt: kingjaffejoffer: The entire Dominican Republic taking an L off this lmaooooooooooooooooooo this nigha look like magilla gorilla bruh i cant get this shit out my mind lmaoooooo
kingjaffejoffer: karenhealey: lukshiznits: when you’ll stop at nothing to pass the bechdel test WHAT IS THIS FROM THIS IS AMAZING My life is better as a result of having witnessed this
lenabeanss: voguenshit: theprojectsprodigy: If your mother doesn’t react like this then just throw her away 😂😂😂😂😂 Mom was REAT TA GOOOOOOO My moms ain’t on that type of time but my grandmother? She’d come out there
munroesdream: vnrvly: te-amo-corazon: meemmiliaxx: chulaspice: bitch i choked on my water LMFAOOOOO drag me 🤣🤣🤣 When I say I’m about to send this shit to one of my friends and her skinny ass 😂😂😂
This week (or maybe last week) is the worst week ever Lots of shit happened mainly in school, I got my FCAT scores (Florida Test) it’s a requirement for graduation but I have LOTS of chances of retaking it but I saw my old scores and this new
I reinstalled coreldraw onto my computer again so that means I can spend my free time making stupid shit like this for no reason lol
NASA just landed a rover on Mars, this is the very first picture. This JUST happened minutes ago. 1:42am EST 8/6/2012 It’s in color holy shit that’s fucking MARS you guys I just need this on my blog again. This wonderful picture :’D science
oarsis: the-morning-and-the-evening-star: Be not afraid. You’re lying if this wasn’t the coolest shit of your childhood life
🥺My yr will not be about me holding on to the past an wishing I had things differently. This yr is about hustling to make sure I’m not w/ out n neither is my girl. This yr is all about financial stability and handling my shit. All 2018 I been waiting
Things overheard in my ap classes:
lameborghini:my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real
useless whining I haven’t gotten my eyebrows done in literally months and I have gotten my upper lip threaded because I hate that shit it makes me so self conscious when I don’t maintain my eyebrows and upper lip hair, I just completely give
This reminds me of this past fall…while I was by my fire pit with my friend, my other friend’s daughter brought us some flowers. I turned to my friend and asked her how much she’d pay me to eat the flower and she said two bucks. So
look at Nepeta’s bloody ass hive cave she has dead shit everywhere Vriska what is this shit you even stepped on one of those die Terezi what the fuck and then we have mr. Karkat nice and tidy Vantas look at this organized and well kept room
tagged by hanasaku-shijin1. ONE SONG: ….God damnit I’m a nerd I admit that ‘Stronger than you’ if what I have been listening to nonstop2. TWO MOVIES: fffffffffffffuuuuu- White Chicks is my shit and the animation in Big Hero Six is UNF3.
elasticitymudflap: gemfeel submitted: For elasticitymudflap robooboe cherubgirl and jen-iii THE HOMOLOAF you guys are literally my fave people ever okay and I just wanted you to know that I think you are amazing and talented and hilarious bless you all.
crystal-gems: unusedcanyon: VIDEO OF THE SARDONYX FUSION (SUPER SPOILERS) OHHHHHHH OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GEEZE
Me and rhinocio were disscussing different scenes for the fic to introduce Rose and Pearl to Ruby and Sapphire’s unique powers and one of them was that they flip their shit over Ruby being able to swim in Lava
hilaryflorido: This Thursday! Check it out!
discount-supervillain: “why is no-one laughing? Is- is this not how pranks work?”
This is my cosplay of Sapphy from Concupiscence. Sorry it took so long! (by @rubyssapphie)OOOHHHH M Y GO D O H MY GO D YOU LOOK SO GOOD HOLY SHIT RHIN @rhinocio LOOK A T THIS!!! LOOK THAT THEM THEY LOOK SO GOOD HOLY FUCK
captioned-vines: starryamber: I don’t think there’s anything I could possibly add to this to make it funnier. Pearl: “Ha, yes well, at least she isn’t lion around anymore!“ [chuckles] Peridot: [forced laughter] Peridot: [voiceover] “Pearl
viridianangel: giraffe-neck-fights: I wanna be a voice actor @xuunies every time i see this video i think of you
Shit is dropping this weekend
ddblades101 said: Someone named Mr.pickles (I’m sorry, I laughed at this) mr. pickles
o shit im reading their eli/umi doujins right now actually,, y’all caught me /)//v//(\
this amuses me
deezyville: impryceless: apinchofbelladona: lacarpa: Music icons illustration by Renato Cunha! Go get inspired here These are amazing! dope Uh huh. This my shit.
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