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To get to this place we were going to, we had to drive on a road called Sheep Creek. So, for a while, we were up Sheep Creek without a paddle
steven-universe-confessions: I had a hard time understanding jokes when I was younger(I kind of have a hard time with it to this day). I’m just really happy that I can relate to her, Pearl even made me more confident in myself. Because back then,
speaking of The Lion King, that bit at the end of “The Answer” when Rose says “Welcome to Earth” and she and Pearl grin at Garnet kinda reminds me of the bit in The Lion King when Simba says he can’t go back home and Timon says “Ah, you’re
Rose: Gems, I gotta go on a very dangerous and important mission, all by myself. I’ll be gone a few days. Don’t follow me. *warps out*Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl: Oh, I hope Rose will be safe on this no doubt extremely dangerous mission that she couldn’t
artemispanthar: Y’know, since White Diamond (or who we’re assuming is White Diamond) appears to have her gem on her forehead I think this is significant proof that White Diamond’s secret identity is Bojack Horseman ok, this post was from back
Pretty much everyone’s first thought upon meeting the new Gems in “Are You My Dad?”
*”Oops I Did It Again” comes on while I’m taking a shower*my brain: Hey, I know we have a charitable view of Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond and her interactions with others, especially Pearl, but if we didn’t this would be a pretty good song for her,
celebimber:My friend Neavi made this joke and then they allowed me to draw this.
artemispanthar:Everyone made fun of me for wearing socks with sandals but guess who was the only one who didn’t get blisters on their feet This post is CANCELLED because I did get blisters! The socks have betrayed me! I’m fed up with this
Black Canary - Ready for Head Banging - Cartoon PinUp SketchHope you are survived this tumblr purge and had a great New Year. Here’s Black Canary after some time off, will try to get back to more posting this month.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube
jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws outlaws are wanted come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
sectumsempera: stranger-touch: So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA! It’s like your always stuck in second gear When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even
dlubes: vengefulgoddess728: harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an orgy someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are
tyquil: lisaspliffson: All she did was ask what his name was i really dont think enough people have seen this
jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: jumpingjaverts: whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws outlaws are wanted come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it every
ralphwigguum: Lets not forget this joke was made before the UN actually decieded to do this
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
totallynotabrony: aquickalias: original-icon: thesillyhipster: auxiliumdare: casualkarkatvantas: auxiliumdare: commanderkarkat: nintendofunclub: HOLY SHIT THIS JOKE JUST MADE SENSE TO ME. to be fair i haven’t seen this movie since i was like,
ohsheena: swagest: He deserves a million reblogs<3 I can’t help but lol at the last frame. It’s so inspiring that he can keep a smile on his face, and even crack jokes about his disabilities. This man deserves all of the awards. What an inspiration
starcrossingbird: kawaiisharkarts: JENNA MADE THIS JOKE AND I WAS WONDERING WHY IT HADN’T BEEN DONE BEFORE WOW COULD THIS BE ANYMORE PERFECT?
r4dk1dpyrop3:shubbro:r4dk1dpyrop3: r4dk1dpyrop3: How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw. or you could do it the old-fashioned way Fuck you all for reblogging this. I stole this joke from an 8 year old.
kintatsujo: naamahdarling: skyfiery: floranna2: appropriately-inappropriate: antilla-dean: I spend a fair amount of time teaching women to kick men in the balls, and I’ve learned that this activity tends to generate controversy. Here, according
frog-and-toad-are-friends: stars-and-storybooks: I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they sayIf they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”But then if they say I really don’t then this… that’s great and all
kage-san: did i draw this just so i could make this joke? yes.
suirano: So I was watching “ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” and he made this joke about Stormy Daniels and showed that image and…well, you knew this was coming.
afroflorist:fuck this joke honestly. It’s been a trend these past couple years at these award shows where a white says something like this and all the whites giggle together but aint none of them do shit after that shit settle. they laugh in the comfort
edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
thevirginityslayer: edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked
itsnotaconspiracy: unmappable-territory: graphiteknight: I feel like this joke has been done before but I still wanted to draw it. @irisbleufic first time i saw this i thought like justice was the slang at the bar for a cup full of ice but its fucking
officialuthor: earthshaker1217: thesleepypencil: I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother” APPROPRIATE!! TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’LL MAKE
jeanhorschtein: its two am and this is the best joke i could come up with
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
fuwa-fuwa-clear: You know, a lot of people are joking about the fact that Noiz took the time to bandage Clear. (assuming it was Noiz of course but that’s the best fit for the situation) But do you know what I see here? Clear being treated the way he
psycho-alchemist: is this some kind of sick joke
gerard-you-little-shit: superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t
coachela: nighttimers: catoverlord: falcuntpunch: trust me, you want to watch this I JUST CACKLED SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT whatthe fuckis this you’re loosing weight while sucking his dick
fujoshialive: raisethearminalert: the joke this time is snapchats and riren or something ajhgşkjsdahgşhsgğhsdıoughpewıohghsgshdhwe :D :D
hajime-nii: list of things that have happened to gintoki’s penis/testicles, please fell free to add more this is important grabbed by an old lady and almost ripped off the lose of his two balls also breakdancing with them floating around him substitued
kihentai: I don’t know what i’m doing, sorry *A* i got the idea after seeing a similar swimsuit at the mall last week, and i couldn’t resist drawing katsura in it. the jokes are really lame i’m sorry * A *
caraphatash:wrestlewithmyyouth:afroflorist:fuck this joke honestly. It’s been a trend these past couple years at these award shows where a white says something like this and all the whites giggle together but aint none of them do shit after that shit
ovadio: im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later
dithe-r: The Road to El Dorado crossover featuring one of the most endearing ot3 and good old plain dumb horse jokes for your soul (tori this’ your fault)
the-muggles-got-me-down: this was a hint in my geometry textbook somewhere there is a mathematician whose entire life has led up to this joke
damo-draws: This joke has been made already Shitposting with @cosmica-galaxy This looks bad… but WAIT TO SEE THE THERS.
officialuthor: earthshaker1217: thesleepypencil: I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother” APPROPRIATE!! TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’LL MAKE SENSE
mooncatyao: [Fire exit] Grillby & little Sans This is why grillby left this joke at the fire exit~ <First part> (Previous)/(NEXT) [GLS timeline] You can support me on KO-FI ~ ☕ About detail~
teamhellnope: I never want to see “let’s make this into a show” again on this website lest we forget….