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So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and

Senorita Skeletor - Cartoon PinUpApologies to the fearsome Lord Skeletor for making this thick senorita, but this joke really needed to be done :)Did the inking and coloring part on stream. Join me next time if you want on https://picarto.tv/HugoTendazN

This happened, and I couldn’t stop laughing xD

So this is an accurate depiction of my friend, Steff, who is also know as s0s2 on deviantART, and I’m pretty sure she has a tumblr account as well… I’m honestly hoping someone else gets this joke otherwise I may need to rethink a few things

The jaspis sex experience - 99% of it are bad jokes

this was funnier in my head but foot jokes???(Submitted by swirl-ix)

Peridot robbed the art museum just to make this joke. Was it worth it? YES(Submitted by benjibuddy3)

This is the last post in the “Where’s Peri” arc. Click here to read it from the beginning!

“Haha! It’s a giraffe!”

one-triforce-to-rule: onlyblackgirl: reverseracism: huffingtonpost: These Utensils Are Totally Edible This is incredibly smart! Look at brown people out here solving world problems. Honest to god i wouldn’t even buy them as utensils I would

lesbian-kobold: duxwontobey: lesbian-kobold: personalgrowthforsale: lemonvortex: lemonvortex: Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this ONE OF THEM HAD

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

padalecki-party: blackichigo1: LMAOOO HAHAHA this was the greatest joke I have ever heard omg lol XD

This has got to be america… fucker tossed in a racist joke… =_=

konkeydongcountry: jason-brody: coryy: who in the fucking world we did it broa portal cake joke in 2014jesus didn’t die for this

jokes-the-clown: guitarbeard: The man who sacrificed everything to make his son happy he deserves an award

grawly:the avgn is literally the only person who can get away with making this joke funny

powerburial:pharmachimp:disgruntledseagull:acidbathcat:god this is so funny women r insane i love her dude pee in a paper cup and pour it in the box like lrn to logisticsi would literally piss in the litter box for a joke this guy has no ballsif he’s

suspucious: arcanuscaballus: i am somehow all of them i cant believe this has so many notes also read my webcomic

mayaoishiina: dont talk to me unless this is your barry bluejeans headcanon

seegson: This is still better than the “get knocked down and bitten in the face” death.

trialsandtrails:One of the hardest things about being in a long distance relationship is the lack of support that I get with my family and friends sometimes. This isn’t a joke to me or an experiment- this is my significant other. This is a huge part

soul-hammer:audible-smiles:passover and easter gonna have some weird vibes this year, y’allMe, smearing lamb’s blood on my door to ward off plague: oh wait there’s a holiday happening?

beckyhop:Hey, everyone talks about redeeming the Homeworld Gems, they just never specify how they’d do it.(and if you’re not versed enough in old comics to get this joke)

voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE

This is a very “Are you seeing this nonsense?” expression

This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made… You’re welcome. :/

This is absolutely hilarious! Could not stop laughing at this!

Chelsea - Fanbase - Booty Shot Commission This is why you should make the bASSt of your cake day! :)A booty shot commission for anonymous, of his OC Chelsea as bunny girl. He made this joke, I love when people want one in their commissions, it makes

thatonecubjon: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: Okay, okay! Are you ready for a joke? Okay, here it goes:What kind of profile pictures do crustaceans prefer? Shellfies! This post cost me five followers. well worth it

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.

zemeth: hieromancer: I hope this came out coherent. Art credit: x | x | x Also the “ya did clean" panel edit and supa luck joke are from the mind of tumblr user despairkomaeda. Jamie also helped a lot!!! now please stop characterizing him as

reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make

dumb-science-jokes: This joke is both good and bad.

lmfao I was cracking so much from this friekken joke

death-limes: naamahdarling: adventurotica: I am laughing unreasonably hard at this. I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it. this is so perfect jesus christ am i even real

lunchbox-philosopher: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever

karayray1: officialbx: No joke this joint is lit!🔥 Bruh… im not sure if yall understand how important this is…

zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but

So what I’m getting from this episode is that Sapphire is the feudal lord and Ruby’s the handmaiden.

to-bee-or-not-to-be: hannasnonsense: Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay I don’t care if you’re joking. I don’t care if you think ‘It will push them to work harder.’ Because

Joke of the day.

cameoamalthea: valkubus: mycroftsbooty: shslspookyscary: adropofred: comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments? un pharmachien why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important something

cornerof5thandvermouth:ladygolem: dailydot:(our thanks to businessinsider for most of the awesome photos! )(now let’s go buy a castle!)this is the single worst idea i have ever seen remember how dashcon turned outwhy would you do that to a castle

This is why I still have, and always will have, so much respect for the artists and devs in WoW. For all the issues and problems with the game … this is so gorgeous. The little hidden jokes, the hidden beauties like this, and the obvious love that

duckflyfly: pocket mirror and streetlamp “Whenever D&E says something nice about each other, they have to immediately turn it into a joke or an insult” this

lifewasted: maelisann: What the hell… Eddie is all like “shut up stone”. Is Eddie trying to hide something? Is Mike Gay? Is this a joke? i just rewatched the whole interview to get to this part and it’s so awkward oh god

thejunglenook: khaleesri: “no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. This joke is lethal

chinad011: it took me years to understand this joke

This is a funny jokeA bunch of weebs were in a room and they all agreed that it was the perfect temperature, the temperature of that room was nyoom temperature

I make use of the devils substance regularly so on the rare occasions with extended periods on mental clarity I feel like a God and this does wonders for my mental health. Everyone should follow my example. It’s great.

beefsquatch: adventuretitan: SHE DRESSED AS BLOSSOM? I had such a crush on her not even gon’ lie. this is why my hair is red. so my boyfriend will love me

valdanderthal: areyoutryingtodeduceme: 221cbakerstreet: nopholom: princeofprocrastination: Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels love the last

lokislongluscioussantahat: coll-of-the-haunted: zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you’re missing the I do have a remarkable

iceb0x:imaginegravityfalls:IDK IF THIS HIT TUMBLR YET, BUT LOOK IM DYING AND SCREAMINGif this is an april fools joke im about to rip someones head off it IS an april fools joke,he confirmed it

paddedleo: sunnysundown: raikoh14: manofpassione: kaijuemperor: Man Greivous was so fucking cool in this series. Then they turned him into a joke in the new clone wars series. God, this was so fucking good fuck This will always be my favorite

:I stole this joke from @dreams-set-alight

pragmatic-supervillain: drowranger: ottenskjold: matthewsagan: tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr this is the worst post ive ever seen if you have trouble making jokes that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then

bbbartblog: Inkscape crashed several times when I was working on this and then Firefox crashed when I wanted to upload this. Something is trying to stop me from shipping this…

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