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aminimatcha: my fiance has a degree in biotechnology and cytogenetics and worked at bed bath and beyond and older people would always ask him, “so did you go to college?” and when he said yes and told them his degree they would say, “wow!! then
brds12: lesbianalena: gingerglides: biomerge: this is SO funny The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d
transpeter: transpeter: transpeter: marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him
pissvortex: tsff21: ratguzzler: pissvortex: i feel like you physically could not attack an orangutan like if you tried they would just look you in the eyes and a wave of inhuman calmness would wash over you orangutan got him THE KUNG POW PENIS MAN
cockyroaches: lesbianalena: gingerglides: biomerge: this is SO funny The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d
agoodcartoon: if democrats would only move toward AOC’s left, instead of “left” from their own perspective, they would save themselves from falling off the cliff of irrelevance. a good cartoon.
dumbass-bitch-disease: cockyroaches: lesbianalena: gingerglides: biomerge: this is SO funny The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes,
inneskeeper:cryptotheism:Yes light pollution is a real problem but I also want to bring up the fact that if you were outside at night in ancient Roman times you would just die. Like monsters (Boar, wolves) were real and they would just murder the fuck
astrolocherry: ~Leo She was the colour of sunflowers when they would bleed like orange and amber and crimson gems. You would almost have to turn your head away, the glare of the lights and nowhere to hide. She laughs like crackling thunder, it’s
just-shower-thoughts: Targeted ads would be so much better if they would stop advertising for something you already bought
You know, you would think after the 100th search of my checked baggage that they would put a note on my name saying, “Fuck it, he really isn’t packing anything all that interesting.”
pookiebrr: spacegandalfhastheintersect: sauntering-vaguely-downwards: #I would sit outside this gate and cry and hold down the intercom button and tell the person inside how beautiful their gate is #and they would call the police to collect the
feelinlikeafreak: My Favourite Assassin’s Creed Weapon: ↳ Hidden Blade and all of its upgrades“The hidden blade has been a constant companion of ours over the years. Some would say it defines us - and they would not be entirely wrong. Many of
sharkrocket: I feel like Lautrec and Darkmoon Knightess would have some pretty interesting character interactions Sinner and punisher of the guilty, Firekeeper killer and firekeeper, gold armor, both are (probably) from Carim…. They would just try
osusexual: 2srooky: cactiofficial: I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him. I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building
caatjeiseenhoer: Would be better if they would just spread and show of.
nizzlekicks: All these 9 year olds 6 year olds 4 year olds going to 跾 1D meet and greets jesus christ my parents would never at that age????? They would smack me around with a 1D poster and call it a meet and beat
katblaque: feministmagicalgirl: ufo-spooky: 20daysofjune: But why would you ask her that as if she’s out here sucking random industry dick? I found that to be highly disrespectful. they would never ask taylor swift that question. or igloo. why
tripropellant: i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable
marumigamer: pepplemint: Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE” Dear artists. We, the writers,
stratisxx: I get a lot of messages from twinks asking me if they would get much attention in Mykonos Greece…. YES… There are plenty of Arab and Greek daddies in Greece that would love to share and mount your smooth hole. You can take cocks inside
thalynxposts: Gary’s wife was of asian american descent and the most prim and proper lady you would ever meet. Little did she know Gary enjoyed sharing her photos with his friends knowing that they would be stroking over her amazing body…
ryuuringo:Korra and Asami as gems! although I have no idea what kind of gems they would be hahahI think when you fusion because of love you look more humanoid because you’re more synchronized, that’s why I think Korrasami would have only two arms
slbtumblng: arsondadko: gideongaye: Real subtle use of physics there, animators. Aside from the subtle boings, it’s also really fun to J.R. with a different expression on her face. Kinda like Holli Would at the end of Cool World.It’s like they’re
lol Man… if they would just make an obvious dirty Disney/Pixar etc movie… that would be my new fap material for MONTHS.
photosynthesexual: running-hunting-deducing: sherdoor: smallnico: if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn except if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be
I honestly wonder whats was and is going through the staffs’ heads with this decision. losing roughly half their traffic seems like a terrible idea so why would they? would getting back up in apple stores somehow make it popular again?
hetakesthemfromme: Everything our high schoolvolleyball team won a game they would go out and celebrate the win. If the team won because of my sister made some key play in the game. The coach would have her stay after every one left the locker room so
It would be cool (without going into weird details or reactions) if you could pet your lyn/elin characters in their head and they would get happy/have minor daily boosts in-game.
i wonder if like, to score people points on the interbutts, folks who would otherwise say something hateful, pretend to be supportive of something they would scorn in person.
somedays i feel like i could drop dead and that would be aces. but then they would win. so i gots to keep truckin’
knifeandlighter:somedays i feel like i could drop dead and that would be aces. but then they would win. so i gots to keep truckin’ My existence is also fueled mostly by spite at this point in my life
wrasslinchick: Look at him… I mean…. Ahhh! I would kill to be Nikki Bella If I had ovaries I am pretty sure they would have exploded with this pic! XD
wwewrestlingsexconfessions: I would have a threesome with Randy Orton and John Cena. They would fuck me so hard, I wouldn’t walk for three weeks.
beauafrique: I remember being teased relentlessly throughout my childhood and my teenage life where people would say that because of my skin I’ll never be beautiful enough, they would even recommend skin bleaching products. So as a child I quickly
bbc-cuck-whites: jjdsmiabbc: Yes, I beg for BBC to fuck me, then I lose control I’m a slut for black cocks. And I really do love it. All the girls in my family would beg to be fucked hard by big black cocks as they would became devouts of big black
anicewitch: I don’t understand why anyone who loves mashed potato that much would waste it like Bodger and Badger did. They would just fling it all over the bloody place. Who’s that into mash anyway? I mean, I LOVE mashed potato but not so much that
askflowertheplantponi:«»Totally not a Link«»((similar post did remeber gammer pone did this and flower would do the same. ))((28. … doing something they would never do!)) XD Darn trolly-butt! >w<
datcatwhatcameback:beauafrique:I remember being teased relentlessly throughout my childhood and my teenage life where people would say that because of my skin I’ll never be beautiful enough, they would even recommend skin bleaching products. So as a
twidashlove: The next two days passed with Twilight and Rainbow constantly at each other’s side. They would wake up in the mornings and mumble a ‘good morning’ to each other over a cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal. The day would be spent in
strappedown:In a perfect world, this would be the Marine Corps physical training uniform…and also they would exercise across the street from my house.
maryirishhoran: If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would
Of course my parents aren’t going to help me out when I need them. Why would I even imply to people that they would be around if I needed them? Now I’m going to remember all the ugly memories from my childhood. This is a wonderful night to
kilisonofthorin replied to your post “People who think Fili and Kili wouldn’t try to become jaeger pilots…” fili and kili would so be jaeger pilots, they would be all over that shit like white on rice, wtf are people thinking? BUT, KELLY!
thowra replied to your post: speaking of anachronistic terminology,… that sounds so cis its unbelievable i bet they teach about cisphobia in there AH YES I’m imagining the professor being like “…now class, we’ve been
demigirlmaki: Day one featuring JoJo’s and basically JoJo’s
radariant: for your consideration: @theadventurezone AU where the reclaimers are Magic Brian, Jenkins and Maarvey. Magic B just goes around collecting reluctant would-be villains like Pokemon & THB still exist they’re just adventurers who are rude
mothgeist:art trade with @buffchie!! i bet angus would wanna help the director with paperwork but they would both get sleepy and nap on the job sometimes…..
thelaughingrat: If I could say one thing to my rats and have them understand what I was saying, it would be “I love you”. If I could say two things to my rats and have them understand, they would be “I love you, and also my eyebrows are a natural
necessaryocthings: how would your ocs refer to themselves if they spoke in japanese (using watashi, boku, ore, etc)
effervescentvibes: sixpenceee: Each September the Alaskan wood frogs freeze. Two-thirds of their body water turns to ice. If you picked them up, they would not move. If you bent one of their legs, it would break. Their hearts stop beating, their blood
cumboyintn: I knew it would happen eventually. As soon as my horn dog friends found out my handsome boyfriend told them he used to work in a travelling circus they would all want to get to know him. Too many gay fantasies. When Allen found out that
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andrastesgrace: diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty
compassionco:thatvegancosplayer: thecutestofthecute: merlynm: He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog. this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it He’s so happy he doesn’t
artedish: teachingfeelslike: murphy-komskaikru: teachingfeelslike: teachingfeelslike: … #the idea that teachers love what they do so much that pay doesn’t matter is really detrimental #please let us survive better (via @raltvater) Okay
turhansbeycompany: winterlive: jadelyn: lubiddu: jedisteverogers: hihiyas: rainnecassidy: pagetbewbster: chidoree: if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters
