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I think the reason that ugly straight guys think that all gay dudes want them is because they know in their hearts that they would fuck any chick that moves no matter what she looks like and so they think all gay dudes think the same way.
the-wayward-ship:lilyfanciesprongs:starsshiningbrightaboveyou:thundergodnamedthor: #Can you just imagine if there were people passing by #and they heard Cedric saying that to Harry? #they’d probably be thinking that they would go to that restroom #and
broken-down-sluts: She enjoyed hanging out at her dealers place, and the guys there enjoyed her company. She was genuinely fun to talk to, and they would often have a good laugh… But they also expected things of her. Like for her to shut up when they
bigcockedbigbrother:When our parent’s plans changed they were no longer to go on their second honeymoon. But because the tickets were non-refundable they decided to let me and my little sister go instead as long as I watched over her and they would
skullandfountain: Moore told scientists that they could experience the phenomenon by jumping in the air at the precise moment the alignment occurred. If they do so, he promised, they would experience a strange floating sensation.Astronomers have long
You carry thoughts, desires inside. You used to resist them….but no more. They would not go away. These thoughts these desires you could not flee them for they were built into your mind and body. Now they own you. Now you have peace. Now you have
>MFW when my friends invite me to see the finals of the LoL championship>They get all excited and they start telling me that they would help me in the rank thingy.>But you only are playing just to get Illaoi
anderjak-creations: Tasha drew me a Ginger Lily so clearly I had to draw her wonderful Neroll. And then I drew Khaliyah and Irokah postulating what they would do if they were to ever come across Neroll. All’s fair in love and war, though they may be
sarahsequins: I love my dog. If ever I cry, he collects up dirty socks and brings them to me. They’re his favourite thing in the world and they make him happy, so they’ll make me happy too. He’s a good boy.
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its funny how lame ar Gaga’s fans, if they really adore her like they say so, they would know this is fake/a joke. wish people had a sense of humor
itbespacegays: wuffen: i hurt myself drawing this They knew it have been coming. They had known for months. And yet they still weren’t ready for the dawn to come up on that day. Shiro had been dreaming about going into space his whole life. That
ex-victories: 16-20% of male college students said they would rape a woman if they knew they could get away with it. When the phrase was changed from “rape” to “force a woman to have sex”, the percentage jumped to 36-44%. So no, maybe “not
Everyone at the office feels that my daughter’s outfits just barely skirt - heh - the boundaries of what is allowed. But they figure, hey, CEO’s daughter/secretary - she gets some leeway.Wonder what they would think if they knew she never wore anything
aquaticallyinclined: “When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen
taylorswift: Just saw this, then immediately called my parents and asked them point blank if they kidnapped me from Avicii’s family in Sweden when I was a baby. Of course they denied it. They would.
-jenjam: Normally they would be quarantined as latent criminals. But they are permitted one social activity, hunting down other criminals. They’re called enforcers.
startrekrenegades: boxlunches: trojanphoenix: heatherbat: aquaticallyinclined: “When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen i have now died. of joy.
mikia-gattai: chebits: tales-of-three-ks: crackervolley: skullandfountain: Moore told scientists that they could experience the phenomenon by jumping in the air at the precise moment the alignment occurred. If they do so, he promised, they would
jaynelovesdick: bimbopharm: Follow me here bimbopharm.tumblr.com the reason why so few girls born in guys bodies choose to be happyis they are all ready girlsthey don’t have the balls to suckseedthey know they would be happier if they looked and
girlymonsta: germanblondie79: They said, they would give me 100 dollars for some pics of mine. But they gave me nothing - except nigger seed and complete humiliation Worth it
dragguns replied to your photo:have you guys seen the new double down hot dog i… if there were another pair here also eating double down dogs and they were in public, they would be double double down dog dogging and if they were dared to do it
nalyne-blog: The story was that Herc and Chuck have difficulty communicating, that they communicated via the dog, and all the love that they couldn’t show each other they would show the dog. - Robert Kazinsky
rougeshome: gdi Ihara they were about to take a selfie
farmer-little-wolf: don’t even try to tell me they wouldn’t attempt something like this because they so would
ginasbdsm: Greek Sex- As a reward for winning battles, the Generals received first pick of the slaves as they returned home. Once chosen the slaves knew they would be receiving several days worth of anal sex so they began to training with marble carved
mason-hess: They travelled a lot, and it was a part of any new town, to take her out and show her off. It was a bit embarrassing, and they had had the cops called on them more than a few times, but they would never stop. It was a hell of a turn on and
wintermoth: kripke-is-my-king: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: nachosinthetardis: the-fault-in-our-bacon: I hope in Matt Smith’s last episode, someone finally says, “I love your bowtie.” WHAT IF IT’S ROSE I’LL FLING MYSELF INTO THE
lostinfic: I want Billie and David to be in a rom com, but they wouldn’t be the main characters (but they’d totally steal the show), they would be another couple trying to match the main characters. You know that annoyingly happy in love other couple
furiousradfem: womanphilosopher: furiousradfem: Don’t be fooled, men are not worried about being falsely accused of rape. If they were, they would watch very carefully not to touch a woman who is unwilling and reluctant to be intimate with them. They
villainous-queer-deactivated202:ironychan:ironychan:ironychan:ironychan:A world where humans have no innate magic but our pets do.Cat magic is pretty raw and they mainly use it for getting into places they’re not supposed to. They can be trained
boxlunches: trojanphoenix: heatherbat: aquaticallyinclined: “When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen i have now died. of joy. I don’t think
glittakid: i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most
Y'know, I really like how in that old Buzz Lightyear of Star Command cartoon they named the robot vampire NOS-4-A2. They could’ve been lame and went with some Dracula pun but they decided to reference something much more obscure and geeky. I love
Speaking of posters, does anyone know if there’s a SU signing at NYCC? I know they don’t have their own panel (they’re in a group panel with other CN shows) but I can’t find anything on if they’re doing a signing or not
amewzing1 replied to your post “I love my dogs. They’re both very cute and they are the best. It is…”I love my dogs and I love your dogs, but I wonder if they would love each other…Leonard loves everyone so he’d be fine but Vincent
thereactionof1984: To be honest all I’ve been thinking since the episode aired is “Where the fuck are THEIR Pearls????? ARE THEY IN THE CRASHED SHIPS?!! DID THEY LEAVE THEM IN HOMEWORLD??? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL???” #SaveThePearls2018
thomas4th: startrekrenegades: boxlunches: trojanphoenix: heatherbat: aquaticallyinclined: “When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen i have now
sepelio: CANADA’S NEW BILLS SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP, THEY SAIDMADE OF POLYMER, NOT PAPER - THEY SAID.WATERPROOF, FRAUD PROOF, AND ULTIMATLEY INDUSTRUCTABLE, THEY SAID.LOAD OF MALARKEY, I SAY. (except it does smell like maple syrup)OUR MONEY IS LIKE
lilyfanciesprongs: starsshiningbrightaboveyou: thundergodnamedthor: #Can you just imagine if there were people passing by #and they heard Cedric saying that to Harry? #they’d probably be thinking that they would go to that restroom #and make
fifthending: “The dwarves they are an incredibly proud race. They have a fire in their blood; they would unnervingly take on any race.”
thisisnotlatinx: christel-thoughts: they nailed this so hard. did any of you see this episode? i actually think they did a good job, but i do wish they would stop making jokes about her accent
wscale: It’s give away time! I got these cuties from a dealer at an anime convention; They’re not Alpacasso, but they’re still pretty cute, aren’t they? This give away is for both Alpacas (white and orange). Here are the rules: Reblog once per
asianqties:Asian sluts will do things for white men that they would never do for Asian men. You can teabag them, tell them “suck your balls,” throat fuck them until they choke, and they still say “I want more…”
quickienewyork: tilikecoelho: Bastiaan Woudt Growing up, freckles were somewhat controversial. I had plenty of friends who were told they were ugly, some simply told they would die of skin cancer, and a few rare ones who were told they were beautiful.
tales-of-three-ks: crackervolley: skullandfountain: Moore told scientists that they could experience the phenomenon by jumping in the air at the precise moment the alignment occurred. If they do so, he promised, they would experience a strange floating
muchymozzarella: Imagine your Smol and Tol otp where Tol is doing push-ups and Smol is lying under them so they are more motivated to stay up on their arms and keep going and sometimes when they push down they get a peck on the lips (and then Tol gets
treasureseven: Anyway Danny and Steve don’t need these girlfriends that show up like one episode per season. They have each other, they are in love (you can’t deny that, I mean COME ON!) and they would much rather spend Valentine’s Day together
iheartthexfiles: David & Gillian in 2013
blueandbusted: They had promised to make you cum, and they did….2 or 3 times, in fact. But there was not a single moment of that entire night that you didn’t wish they would take the ball gag out so you could beg to go back in your cage. When the
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king-nefertiti: jonnydsmitty: king-nefertiti: ✨ they | them pronouns only ✨ It’s so weird how people on tumblr feel like people are gonna be so inclined to compliment them that they actually put the pronouns that they would prefer you use while
mtsilveronrs: but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth Because them shits think they know everything, like they the only ones that know how to punch thru gums and every other tooth type is wrong so instead of punching thru facing down,
rapethemasses: The village had a very special punishment for disobedient whores. For a day or so, they’d be locked up, naked, in the middle of town. The townspeople could have their way with them anyway they’d like. They would throw food and cold
krazieleylines: typicalpony: How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t
omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would
