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lixpex: Since I took the Formula, they treat me a lot different in the locker room. I keep trying not to let it go to my head - but DAMN, it feels good to be served. It feels… only proper. Like it’s my natural right, and I’m just claiming what’s
tf-warlock: It had just started with some simple spells, just some basic stuff from the beginning of spellbook, but as the night went on, and they had a few drinks in them they began to stop worrying about the consequences. Soon enough they were trying
goldacrylicnails: yagazieemezi: Trying to explain how draining it is for an introvert to be social. So me. Agreed. However, I do think that if people got more to the point about whatever they are trying to say then I would feel less drained. I tend
pukicho: pukicho: Lol EA now has the most downvoted comment on Reddit. They were trying to justify why it cost to unlock Darth Vader in their new battlefront game; trying to justify the insane amount of microtransactions in the game. Actually update:
humiliator: Do you see a happy pig or one trying desperately to hide its despair? Some of the smarter pigs get glimpses of their fate, and they see themselves for what they truly are, and it flashes across their face underneath all the lying they’ve
thejigsawtimess: accio-the-tardis: josiedokeh: sassygaymisha: #look how they’re both trying not to cry #it is honestly getting to the point #where I don’t think they REALIZE that they are in love with each other #I don’t even think CAS understands
tricias-captions: My God, the twins were so much trouble when they were born. They were always wearing me out. Never went to sleep. And have you ever tried to nurse two babies at the same time. But now, now they’re making up for it.
A unique porn paid site, XXXPawn states it features real people, no actors and these bitches are trying to pawn their stuff to get some cash. Sometimes they get more than they bargain for and instead of pawning their possessions, they pawn themselves!
bratjedi0: A follow up to my first comic Disney is trying, guys. But countries who they rely on for money will stop airing their shows if they show things they’re not okay with. as certifiedcalibornapologist said, “It still says an awful lot about
somberillusorysoda:Ever wonder what would happen if a preppy nerdboy Otabek (Nerdtabek?) got together with a crunchy hipster Yurio? And like they were trying to keep it on the DL because they didn’t run in the same circles, but they couldn’t stay
omorry:I love scenarios where someone’s trying to get someone else to wet themself and they’re really getting on top of them, they’re holding them down and grinding into them, keeping their legs spread until they can’t hold it anymore
twinkleomorashi:As much as I love vocal desperation and wetting, imagine someone desperately trying NOT to make any sounds of pain or relief. Like they’re holding so much it hurts but they’re just talking short quick shallow breaths as they fight
rippedmusclejock:Dudes are always trying to talk to me in the locker room. They get harder the longer we chat. I love it. When they stop talking and just keep staring i know what’s happening. I love making dudes shoot in their shorts. Then they are
tlrledbetter: sialise: bratjedi0: A follow up to my first comic Disney is trying, guys. But countries who they rely on for money will stop airing their shows if they show things they’re not okay with. as certifiedcalibornapologist said, “It still
ssorobo: vahllen: grizzlymom: gohth: skate and die. @lexiwuff These came from Braille Skateboarding’s Youtube Channel. They take whatever the fuck they can get, stick trucks and wheels on them, and try to skate with it. They’ve tried skating
My little sister told me a SU story she made up where Steven and Amethyst are trying to make Pearl eat so they make her spaghetti and she pretends to eat it but they don’t believe she’s actually eating. They leave the room and are going to
flambutt: artemispanthar: My little sister told me a SU story she made up where Steven and Amethyst are trying to make Pearl eat so they make her spaghetti and she pretends to eat it but they don’t believe she’s actually eating. They leave the room
geo-litio: Trying to remind someone of something they promised to do but being worried that maybe you’ll be bothering them or make them feel bad for forgetting or maybe they just didn’t want to do it in the first place and it’s just
sialise: bratjedi0: A follow up to my first comic Disney is trying, guys. But countries who they rely on for money will stop airing their shows if they show things they’re not okay with. as certifiedcalibornapologist said, “It still says an awful
iwillmindfuckyou: raisnutheraichu: raisnutheraichu: zohbugg: THEY MADE THE NACO YOU GUYS THEY FINALLY FUCKING DID IT Looks like a really organized burrito. Reblogging this again because I actually went out and tried one..it’s amazing, the best
vegan-vulva: I think it’s so funny that as soon as someone learns I’m vegan they automatically start defending themselves about eating meat. I don’t even need to say anything and they trip over themselves trying to justify why they eat meat Or
oldrags: Day dresses, jacket and fashionable motifs, 1917 US, McCall’s Magazine Couldn’t they have come up with a more flattering name for it than a “bowling pin skirt”? It’s like a couple years ago when they were trying to bring back drop-crotch
crankybucky: Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold
disposableyoungslut:I was tired of being mistreated, so I went to one of my roommates and explained that it was unfair that they both used me as a cum dumpster, and that they had no right to abuse my body the way they did. Or at least, I tried to; when
dreamie: my eyeliner skills are like a dull knife. it takes a while to work, but they do the job. they’re not sharp, but they’re trying their best
thehiddensouth: Terry: I was working at Walmart for a couple of years. I left on my maternity leave. They gave me the four to six week leave but I had to have a c-section so I had to take longer and they wasn’t trying to hear it, so they let me go. BW:
vhanstiel: josiedokeh: sassygaymisha: #look how they’re both trying not to cry #it is honestly getting to the point #where I don’t think they REALIZE that they are in love with each other #I don’t even think CAS understands he’s in love with
grumpytrans:reminder that trying to force your significant other/friend to 100% understand how it feels to have your disability/mental illness is not reasonable. they will never know what it’s like to navigate the world as you do unless they have
deanisanactualprincess: unimodus: I’M SORRY I KNOW I SHOULD BE ANGRY AT THIS OR SOMETHING BUT IT’S LIKE THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO HATE SO THEY JUST OPENED A DICTIONARY AND FLIPPED TO A RANDOM WORD HMMM “BIKERS”
aizenhower: their first time watching porn together they don’t remember who first suggested it, but they’re here now and just trying to get through it
onision: It’s so weird, I tried to pay my utility bill with your respect, but they said they only take Visa… guess it’s worthless.
rydenarmani:daddysbabydragon: rydenarmani:why you should buy dildos from adult stores instead of amazon I used to work at Amazon, and this guy got fired for trying to steal one. He shoved it his ass and they knew he took it, and they stopped him before
zodiaccity: Zodiac Scorpio facts: When Scorpio decided they want to study something or someone, they can become very wrapped in it, trying to find out every detail and studying it in a very intense way.
signfelledbaselyne: signfelledbaselyne: If our love ain’t like this it isn’t love I just realized they were trying to make a heart shape and not make it look like they were bumping asses
fun-behind-the-sea: I FIGURED IT OUT. IT’S ROCK AND ROLL. ROCK AND ROLL IS IN THE CASE. THEY KIDNAPPED THE BOYS AND TRIED TO KILL THEM BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T WANT THEM TO SAVE ROCK AND ROLL. 2CHAINZ WAS BURNING ROCK AND ROLL. THE KIDNAPPER BITCHES
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: josiedokeh: sassygaymisha: #look how they’re both trying not to cry #it is honestly getting to the point #where I don’t think they REALIZE that they are in love with each other #I don’t even think CAS understands
liquorinthefront: Hey everyone, do you watch Girl/Girl Scene?! Well if you don’t, YOU SHOULD. It is my favorite lesbian show out there right now and they need your help! They are trying to raise money so they can make Season 3. Having queer shows is
silenthill: i’m not trying to be mean or cool or whatever but i really don’t care about what people have to say about me or the things i like and i find it so annoying when they think they need to say something about it like no don’t please don’t
Cornering your fucking child & trying to pressure them to talk about why they are sad is seriously so fucked up. I’m not saying don’t ask but if they don’t want to talk about it then accept it & understand & be there for them. Don’t
failbag: guys like to complain about how hard it is to get a girlfriend and how they’re always being put in the ‘friend-zone’ maybe if they actually TRIED building an attractive nest out of pebbles they would find a female to mate with before the
lovetoexposethem: harem-breeder: The shy ones are always fun to breed, trying to be innocent when you talk to them, but loving it when you’re going at it… then they don’t bother you with pesky problems after you seeded them and they skip their
susiethemoderator: rosenfant: white people are really late for everything and they be trying to columbize it like they just made it up😒
tieme-takeme: To that anon who asked about my nipples; I caught them in one of the rare moments where they aren’t erect. It was actually super difficult, it’s like they knew when I was trying to fid my phone to take photos of them and got all excited.
“But the one thing they love more than a hero, it’s to see a hero fall, fail, die trying. In spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually they will hate you. So why bother?” “Because it’s right.”
tiedupsexy2:It was her first day in her new apartment, and she got robbed, and they tied her up while robbing the place. But she was surprised that they left her tied up when they left. And she was trying to say: “guys, don’t you forget anything?
digitalmeatloaf: they-all-do-it-like-that:Follow me:http://they-all-do-it-like-that.tumblr.com ♂ Have you tried the Meatloaf?http://digitalmeatloaf.tumblr.com
mysimplereminders: “Strong people will automatically stop trying if they feel unwanted. They won’t fix it or beg. They will just walk away.” — Unknown Author
One thing I learned is that most of the people always posting about how they’re so happy with their lives/ relationships are the ones with the most problems. It’s like they’re trying to lie to themselves to make it easier. I’m not saying nobody
My grandparents are so cute, they’re trying so hard to understand my work in animation and such even though they don’t really ‘get’ cartoons, but they’re so interested in how I’m doing and how much I enjoy doing it
