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She’s trying to look classy for her husbands company party. But she just can’t do it with those huge stripper implants he bought her. They knew it would be like this- everyone wondering why her tits were so fucking huge and fake. She won&rsquo
mysharona1987: Donald Trump is every student ever who didn’t read the book and is trying to wing it when the teacher asks what they think it was about.
UG: You know your losing, right? ((Trying to switch to simpler art style so I can answer questions more quickly and used the more detailed type for whateverever. Also, this ismy first one with an actual BG, even if it isn’t much but it does have
girlswithbigcocks: Lady Boys never stop trying to get sexier and sexier, because they want it to be as good for you as it always is for them.
luvr4photography: dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala: Several things: “Hey, I’m Jared Padalecki.” Jared what are you doing? Whatever it is, it’s making me laugh. Fucking Misha looks like he’s trying not to have a giggle fit, much like myself
tomatotaster: eridanbooty: photoncerberus: the-grudge-girl: Hide and Seek Alone Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened
apache99: orientalhotwife69: once a woman has tried it with husbands approval they tend to want it more Guau
remy: whitequeen: remy: ANYWAYS Comic Artists Are Valid In Not Being Able To Draw Feet Cause I Just Tried It And Drew A Fucking Hoof Instead frankly it’s more concerning when they CAN draw feet. there’s only 1 reason for someone to get really good
troy-artlog: How to Make Your Art Look Nice: Thumbnailing It’s here! For those artists who spend loads of time trying to figure out why their art is not coming out the way they want it to be, making thumbnails (or making studies) is the thing for you!
Soo I’m trying to deny myself any orgasms for a week n I totally failed the first day
satanlickmydick: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: IF TONY STARK HAS ANXIETY AND BRUCE BANNER TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF AND THEY CAN STILL SAVE THE WORLD AND THEN CAN STILL BE OKAY THEN I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL THIS IS THE BEST MOTIVATOR I HAVE SEEN
hieroglyphical: a-little-eye-magic: hey—casbutt: tribbletron: sam-and-dean-inthetardis: I get the feeling that if Sam and Dean were to meet a dementor and it tried to feed on one of their souls, it would end up throwing it back up and be all “no”
wearitcounts: thescienceofjohnlock: artemisfowls: Benedict you little I bet they both do that all the fucking time. the best thing about this is it happened after about 10 minutes of Ben trying desperately to get Martin’s attention and then finally
heyshezza: Since you liked the Sherlock font pack so much I made a Supernatural one aswell! Unfortunately, typography and text-on-screen is not as significant in this show as it is in Sherlock, but I tried my best. And they’re all free! Supernatural
poorhornycat: sunscorchx: Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate… So it turned itself transparent. stick it to the man, Squid.
cavycas: i just imagine bottom!dean being like so shameless when it comes to his and cas’ relationship. like someone tries to insult him or embarrass him when they notice dean walking funny. like, “rough night, winchester?” and dean just turns
protego-et-servio: roguesapphire: profeminist: protego-et-servio: I tried to make this poster more inclusive, so it didn’t erase anyone that utilizes Planned Parenthood.It’s not my best work, but it’s a start. #StandWithPP This is fantastic!
bluberry-spicehead: bluberry-spicehead:zukka au where they dress up as kataang for a day on a dare (from toph)zuko with his imitation skills tries to be all bright and cheery like aang and just can’t land it (like in canon when he was like ‘what
elvendashears: Make-UP by Elvendashears Levi and Mikasa tries to keep their relationship a secret, so they make it seem like they don’t get along much <3 This is what happens when I feed elvendashears cracky ideas. OHOHOHOHOHO AND I SHALL NEVER
kuraness: Boop! Secret Santa gift for @shockvvave! They asked for TFA Shockwave/Blurr. This is my first time drawing TFA bots, so I tried to emulate the style a little. I hope they like it!
thetallblacknerd: youwish-youcould: I am shocked by how many of you niggas are down to fuck shawties on they period. Lmfao. They don’t love themselves Have you ever tried it?
I tried explaining bisexuality to someone else on another social media site, and once they understood it, apparently they thought I should burn in hell, after my husband divorces me of course. Oh, and apparently being attracted to adult women who are
I got a call from a fertility clinic. I want to figure out what’s wrong with my body and treat it, but the lady who called wouldn’t stop pressing me about IVF pricing. How can they even talk to me about IVF when they haven’t even met
thedoctorstwin: dayumpora: bloodydifficult: For the first time in forever, Anna was noticed by someone. This is what I loved most about Frozen. They tried to make it seem like it was about Anna’s love story, when really, it was about her and Elsa,
slut–faerie: “YOURE GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOURE GAY!!!” I ignored them. It wasn’t until I got home that I realized my gay had escaped. They tried to tell me.
iaintnopunkassbitch: cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*
jaineowl: just-shower-thoughts: All cops should have body cams with a button that they are told shuts off recording. But it doesn’t do anything. except to log that they tried to shut if off
opiumdreamland: darning-socks: fanfiction is nice until you’re threatened with being a character in it haha, no tho, I’d fucking smack a bitch if they tried to fucking invade my personal space and film me without asking like that (even if they
scrptrx: Mic decided to investigate these claims for themselves and see if this alleged former Trumpian was telling the truth. They set up a ũ recurring donation to the Trump Campaign, and when they tried to cancel it, Mic confirmed that there was
shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and
camerongale: drakensberg: ttthegingerqueer: Just filled out my health insurance forms! yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!! I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my
heymrsamerica: jaineowl: just-shower-thoughts: All cops should have body cams with a button that they are told shuts off recording. But it doesn’t do anything. except to log that they tried to shut if off Omg. Genius.
AND YOU’RE TRYING TO TELL ME THEY’RE SHOULD BE A JOINT WEDDING? BYE. KLAINE CAN TAKE THEIR SALTINESS SOMEWHERE ELSE, TBH.
ourladyoflace: batajandra: Michaels is seriously trying to take my money. THEY CLASSED UP DAMN
crpl-pnk: don’t stop inviting your disabled friends to do things because they usually say no, don’t stop trying to hang out with us because you assume we’re not up for it, don’t avoid us once you know we’re sick. i’ve lost so many friends
portraitdefille: cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re* I’m actually dying of laughter
cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*
raakxhyrnsfw: I love when a sub tries to act all aggressive and stubborn but all you gotta do is whisper in their ear the right way and touch them where they like it and they become putty
oldenoughtoknow: Mine would have figured it out too! i-am-always-amazed: I’ll repost but my followers are so smart, they’d have figured it out in less than five seconds. I don’t use the search feature but when I tried it out, sure enough, I had
ghostclvb: scrptrx: Mic decided to investigate these claims for themselves and see if this alleged former Trumpian was telling the truth. They set up a ũ recurring donation to the Trump Campaign, and when they tried to cancel it, Mic confirmed that
dayumpora: bloodydifficult: For the first time in forever, Anna was noticed by someone. This is what I loved most about Frozen. They tried to make it seem like it was about Anna’s love story, when really, it was about her and Elsa, and the fact
queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
floral-ink: THE MARAUDERS SPENT THREE YEARS TRYING TO BECOME ANIMAGI THEY ACHIEVED IT IN THEIR FIFTH YEAR THAT MEANS THREE TWELVE YEAR OLDS DECIDED TO TURN INTO ANIMALS FOR A WEREWOLF THEY HAD MET JUST ONE YEAR PRIOR DONT TOUCH ME I AM NOT OKAY
neoncryptcuddler: bubblegum-pwussay: youngblackandvegan: powrightinthekisser: thatadult: controlledeuphoria: octoberjr: these adorable 4year olds trying to do the mannequin challenge They did it!!!!! they did so well First thing to genuinely
the-last-snow-elf: iwannalaughallyourtearsaway: piel—morena: reinaafricana: it me. (this is a Mexican proverb.) This is beautiful If I may, I want to broaden this.“They tried to bury us, little did they know that we were seeds. Our ancestor’s
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relahvant: why are they even doing it like what are they trying to acheive
noooneinparticular:I’ve realized that it doesn’t matter who you choose if they don’t choose you back
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
wereheretogether: It’s been ages since I’ve seen someone do this but I was scrolling through old posts and came across this beautiful unfinished gay piece that I forgot had existed. So I tried to complete it or something? They’re a relationship
mikuhotsauce: what if miku was doing a concert and there were these assholes booing her and stuff (bc theyre assholes like that) and miku just puts on a really fake smile and keep singing and her voice is just kinda shaking by the end while shes trying
so today in class i doodled a small thing with tamao pushing shizuma’s face away while they were both trying to run towards nagisa and it left a red mark and idk it was rly funny to me tamao dont give no shits about the etoile’s perfectly
Why do cats love padding soft things?
