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slutsbow2sir: bimbofication-of-little-slut: ls: bimbo fucktoys They know what they are and why they exist. Not only have they accepted it but they have truly embraced their role in life.
slutsbow2sir:bimbofication-of-little-slut: ls: bimbo fucktoys They know what they are and why they exist. Not only have they accepted it but they have truly embraced their role in life.
Oh, they have them. It’s just that they’re a vestigial organ in females because nothing comes out of them. They have evolved and smell like fields of vanilla beans and saffron. They have the feel of warm clouds imbued with silk and hair harvested
wyomingsmustache: directium: They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime They want others to reblog it They want more attention for it THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT They have followers in different timezones and want everyone
Gems are not men.Gems are not women.Gems are gems.They can have vaginas. They can have penises. They can have both. They can have neither. They can have something else entirely. Genitals do not decide gender.Assuming that it is more valid for gems to
thikachu: ok you know the thing of when like….. they’re peeing in a bottle and then they fill it up before they’re done but have no other place to pee so they have to stop but like they can’t??? that’s some good shit right there
aidsfukka: Adam’s Law: (1) Women don’t know what they want; they don’t like what they have got. (2) Men know very well what they want; having got it, they begin to lose interest. ………………… Selezione di titoli di film a luci rosse [46
od2be2003: When you put your fingers in a subs mouth they love it….most of the time they start sucking as if it’s another dicks..because they are obsessed with dicks and having them in every hole. This is why you have to discipline the boy appropriately
As a black woman, I know what it’s like to have no one want to sit next to you on the bus, or throw a silent fuss when they realize they have to sit next to you on the plane. I know what it’s like to feel like you’re in a zoo and have
inkskinned: In my class we have a worm day. If they promise to be gentle and not tug, they can hold one of those beautiful squiggly caretakers of dirt. The wonder they have for it is so real - and I say, did you know they have 5 hearts and love you with
darkfiretaimatsu: It’s possible they may be solar-powered, hence their strong association with the daytime. I actually dunno if they have a lunar equivalent~ It must be a pretty magical place, since they have an entire city named after the creature.
miaman: reasons why people multiship they like a character and want to see how they act around certain other characters they like to explore different relationship dynamics they like to have different pairings to suit their mood it’s fun it’s a
skinoutqueen: mozartflairofpac: skinoutqueen: skinoutqueen: We’ve entered Gemini season y’all and I just want y’all to know that I stand by all my brethren and sistren who have a gemini in their lives. Be strong this season and don’t let their
These bastards! Those thieves! Them cowards! They take and take. They give not, they share not. They waste all that is good and they shit it out. They shit it out over what was left, so that they are the only ones to have. They want more, they are
It would have been more effective on a pie
Have you felt it?
They have to grow up, even if you don’t like it…
fuku-shuu: “Hey you, brat with the good voice.” “…what do you want?” “You seem…familiar. Have we met at another rock band battle before?” “Heh. Looks like Armin was right…you really don’t remember.”
They have never been team players are working on it A strong partnership starts things off…
killerfiend: ‘’ I would like to be a spoiled rich white girl. They get what they want, whenever they want it. They don’t have to really struggle with finances, nice things, nice clothes, and they don’t have to have that as a problem. ‘’-
unfollovving: franziawine: gnarly: ill have what they’re having it’s called wealth ill have what they’re having It’s called puberty and makeup.
jesusfuckingchristharold: “It’s Not That I’m Happy You Have Bad Eyesight, It’s Just That I Am Really Happy You Have Bad Eyesight.” aka *this is very zayn and louis heavy so if you have feels, open with caution Read More
zodiacsociety: Libra Zodiac Facts: They may have a tendency t idealize their lovers.http://zodiacsociety.tumblr.comIf Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drughttp://zodiac-society.com/2149155-3680756
It’s Halloween so I’m rewatching CrazyheadWhy did this show get cancelled
angel-with-a-pie: like yeah its a nice story and all but couldnt they have been queer couldnt they have been disabled couldnt they have been trans/non binary couldnt they have been poc couldnt they have been disabled give me one good reason why it had
wentzpeter: fall out boy makes music for the kids that are afraid to grow up and have been told they arent good enough fall out boy makes music for kids who need to be reminded them that it does get better, that they will make it even if they have to
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bakapandy: They have a TV in their dorm room. You can’t tell me they don’t have a game cube or something and Mario Kart it up when they’re bored but it usually just ends in them yelling at each other.
meaf: My mom sends me a text that says, “I hope you’re having a good day………..” It’s a perfectly normal text but that ellipsis is really freaking me out. Ellipses are dumb don’t use them unless you want to make people nervous.
it’s always puzzled me why guys in anime don’t have nipples
manastar: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. They have this in Japan too except it’s not vodka, but sake. It’s called Onikoroshi (which means “devil-killer”) and is usually
theambitiouswoman:Have you ever noticed how when toddlers don’t want to hold something anymore they literally just drop it.If they don’t like it anymore, they spit it out.If they want something they waddle their way like little humans on a mission.We
luke5aos: okay but why does it matter if they’ve slept with someone why does it matter if they’ve never slept with someonewhy does it matter if they have groupies or notwhy does it matter if they have a girlfriend or notwhy the fuck are you so involved
grindrhookup: huunty: featgerardway: 👏👏👏 No. I don’t want any of these straight women to “become” lesbians because they all think it’s cool to be gay since they have heterosexual privilege. They have no idea how hard it is for gays
thefaultinourunicorns: don’t you just hate it when you go somewhere and they have names on keychains and stamps and stuff but tHEY DONT HAVE YOUR NAME??? THEY HAVE EVERY OTHER FUCKING NAME LIKE EUGENETTE AND SCHWAFFINAGO BUT THEY DONT HAVE YOUR NAME
It’s gonna be ok they have bananas
It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses
davidtennantgasm: stileslydiamartinstilinski: spaceisprettycool: cronusnyeh:refusingtosinkmyship:paxamgays:it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn braIf
I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed, the latest list was top ten tv bad bads and I didnt like it so I shall give you my list of five (bc obviously people call so much)damon (tvd)klaus (tvd)ryan atwood (oc)sawyer (lost)chuck bass
im-sad-lets-have-sex: I keep trying to use other boys to fill this hole in my chest you left me with but it’s like I can’t because they aren’t you and everytime they say they have feelings for me I want to cry and scream because it’s not fucking
there are these green short shorts i want to buy for a casual nepeta cosplay but it’s gonna have to wait cause i’m saving to buy my mom a mother’s day gift soon….
pro-tip: if you have to ask “is this racist”, it’s probably racist. like i’m 99% sure. nobody asks if something is racist if it’s not. they only do when it is and they know it, but they wanna pretend they don’t.
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are
shamblingcorporatepresence: You know I just thoughtThe way they all reacted to Ducktective having a twin was kind of cold and they all found it anticlimactic and boring“THAT’S the plot twist we were waiting for?!”It makes you wonder if the writers
Callin’ it right now that this fucker has some sort of roboarm type thing hiding within his little silk glove
imaginashon: I drew some cuties <3
(I hope you were having a good day because you’re not any more) sdfjs I think you’re a bit late with the “news”? haha
tricksters-mode: i have no idea why this is funny but it is heLP the bee posts are out of control
GIFS, now with sound!
mamalaz:Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (deleted scene)Seriously though, this scene. WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS SCENE?
bolinbender: cheatc0des: mizules: #if she beat me up i wouldn’t even be mad #i’d be delighted QUEEN I guess the downside of having such awesome characters (female or male) on that show is that Korra was so easily overshadowed. She gets
You know what I hate? When people try to disprove or invalidate ships with the whole “they barely have any screentime together!” excuse. Like, you ever think maybe it’s not the amount of times they’ve shown up together but the chemistry they’ve
thelostmurakumo: perogays: when people say they started shipping your otp b/c of u dashingicecream
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