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It was just supposed to be once in a while, a way to blow off steam. When Renee and Steve found that bimbofication remote online they both laughed and bought it. The first few times they used it was great. Renee loved being able to get away from having
They label it a “blooper,” I label it “divine intervention!" Love the fun they have laughing after the friendly fire cum shot. Just a couple o’ bros shootin’ loads, dood! NBD.
It’s not only that they seduced your wife but that they have trained you to be their submissive servant
It’s cute when they think they have a chance…
This the best discovery I have ever made
It isn’t just girls who hurt, boys are suicidal, they’re depressed, they have eating disorders, they self harm. They need our help just as much as we need theirs. Dont forget that.
It doesn’t matter what he does, Damon’s gotten under your skin. All their angst is the reason why their sweet moments are 10x sweeter than they’d be for any other couple. Their relationship is not easy. They have to both put in effort to make it
homura-chu: MadokiDoki and HomuHomu having some madohomu time. >//w//< Wow, it’s been quite a while since I put a lot of super effort into a drawing. c: v
I had a SU dream last night and it was all about romantic happy fluff with a ship. The bad part though?IT WAS JASPEARLI HAVE NEVER FELT SO BETRAYED IN MY LIFE. MY OWN BODY. HOW DARE.
I’d like to watch a sweaty Friendship Tussle between Ember and Gilda
It wasn’t accidental, her agreeing to a game of billiards. While it may have been bold of her agreeing on the bet, she did have it all planned out, right down to her outfit. She knew even in losing, they would win.
It’s not like I’ll say no to an excuse to delay putting effort into something, but this is getting ridiculous. Again. My account is a gift, so I am not technically a paying customer, but generally speaking, manga is for premium users. People who have
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
It’s so boring every time anyone gets a message telling them they’re the most beautiful person they’ve ever seen, on tumblr, they have to publish it so everyone knows that someone thinks so. It’s only acceptable on anon as you
sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: chromadraco: tevruden: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: A handy guide I made ..I actually will argue this. I believe they should have tusks but if you take it from a biological standpoint, the males should have larger tusks.
Honestly when Exo’s El Dorado beat came out around when they first debuted it changed my life Now that it’s made into an actual song my life is even more changed and I have no idea who I am anymore
it-has-already-happened:They have to pee really badly on an airplane, and just before they get up to go to the bathroom, turbulence hits and the seatbelt sign comes on. Each bounce of the plane jolts their overfilled bladder and pushes them closer and
liver-and-chianti: mountainboats: did mulder and scully ever even solve a single case. they must’ve had the worst record in the Bureau. every case report was just “mulder thinks it’s aliens, the evidence is inconclusive and we have no proof.”
photographicpornography: evil-dead-head: bud-of-the-bud: Look how cool my new underwear is! Also, I’m curious. How many of you have a problem with the word panties? I feel like a lot of people have told me they don’t like saying it. i need a
they’re incompatible, and they’re not clicking, gosh you have me on tenterhooks
They’re not. They’re canidae, but not canines. Related, but they have their own separate branch, vulpines. Common misunderstanding. *adjusts fox nerd glasses* >w>-edit- Godammit it ate all the previous text posts again, WTF Tumblr?! ~___~
I just realized as I’m writing the next chapter of “It’s Gonna Get Weirder” that I still have to write most of the company as problematic fuckfaces and apologists. I KNOW they’re going to get better but JEEPERS it’s
it doesn’t matter to me if the food tastes good if it doesn’t look good you can’t bribe me to eat it
They opened this new diner around where I live and I was already biased toward it because it’s bear themed. They have bear paintings and pictures and puns all over the place (it’s like Roger’s nightmare). Then I saw this, the greatest
It kinda sucks when you dislike the most popular fan works in a fandom (especially small ones) for any number of reasons (wildly inaccurate character interpretations for example) but they’re so popular it’s all anyone recommends and all the newbies
Hey, so, you know those video clips people make where they take a clip from something and place different faces over the characters in the video (like one character will have the logo of a company over the face, stuff like that) I know how to do this
it would appear that our govt has gotten very wishy washy lately. 1st they want to legalize marijuana for recreational purposes in the fall of this yr…that’s 1 thing. but its a completely different other idea when they have decided to flirt
talkdowntowhitepeople: talkdowntowhitepeople: do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these and this until I did my hair this morning and
gallifreyanconsultingdetective: dianeraeb: siriuus: do action movies know they can have more than one female character Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and
IT BOTHERS ME THAT CLEAR HAS TWO BEAUTY MARKS UNDER HIS CHIN ‘CAUSE I HAVE THE SAME EXACT THING BUT IT’S ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE.
drew-chadick: daverdad: how do radio stations even have enough christmas music to last until christmas without repeating every song like six hundred times they dont
mazzlebee:The charms I ordered finally came in today! Aaaaah, they’re so nice and shiny in person! I’m super in love with them! I won’t be adding these to my etsy shop until I have the rest of the things I want to put in it ready, but when I do
My mom and her friends are here, and my sister and her friends are here too… It’s funny how they talked behind my back in Spanish, when I clearly know what they are saying.
nonbinarychidi: GET TO KNOW ME MEME ☆ favorite characters [1/?] chidi anagonye (the good place) “I’m sorry, everyone, I just have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears. Ah, there they go, they’re
It’s important to remember these tumblr “trolls” are just looking to be heard. They just want to be noticed so they say hateful, ignorant shit. They have nothing better to do than sit around and wait for a reply. They have nothing going
“They have their own society, so obviously they are going to have their own sport. It’s a very important part of every culture and part of their identity. So once I decided they must have their own sport - it had to be on broomsticks, it just had
shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and
fileformat: everblessedpumpum:fileformat: I Am Crying So Hard. We Did It Kids. we couldn’t have done it without the tru gay icon fileformat My Impact
I’m playing the first one (origins) and yes it’s definitely worth it, I looove it but right now I effing hate it BECAUSE THE CROWS CAN ALL JUMP INTO A DRAGONS MOUTH I HATE THEM
dermatillorama: hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad
fakethenip-deactivated20220809:being gay without an instagram is so funny cuz i’ll meet ppl and they’ll be like “what’s your insta” and when you say you don’t have when they’ll just never talk to you again
They be testin me with gettin a new phone because we waited for 40 mins and they didn’t even have it in stock but luckily they had it at another store so now I got my kewl phone and im gonna be rad
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
elexuscal: zombee: run-on-lightning: spatialheather: steveniuniverse: Someone figure out a way for us to get more Ruby and Sapphire without putting Garnet through a traumatic ordeal. FLASHBACKS Steven’s Birthday they have to go undercover at
take it to the bank boys
sirfrogsworth: Programmable LED fans are the latest thing in cosplay technology. The price of admission is pretty steep though. At 踰 per fan, it will cost a pretty penny to become a proper wizard. If you are like Wong and believe attachment to the
xyxyz1112: making each other laugh they probably have this really weird shared sense of humor that no one else gets and everyone is kinda concerned about their well being, cause they’ll start whispering or saying random shit and suddenly just lose it.
I heard they have it on Nyaatorrents!! but a better idea would be browsing the “Homestuck the anime” tag lmao
secretlymartinfreeman: overwhelmedwithbasorexia: myraggedywinchesters: snorlaxatives: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters
kira-toy-review: ☆ Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube ☆ Water Based Lube This is Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube, a white, stringy lube that’s made to look like sperm. They have it in a white and a clear version. Bad dragon’s bottles really appeal to me. I like
Tagged by @chasingdownmatt to stop, drop and a selfie. Not sure if the hairy cleavage is part of it but it was included just in case ;)I’m tagging @imabloodymartian, @str8-for-pay, @mini-elephants, and @tapatiopapi because…they’re cutie
they’re still best friends and nothing will ever change that
amedot recolor except they have their new outfits yeehaw(disneyfan056)this is sucH A CUTE IDEA
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oh oh guys I went to the mall today with two frands and in one of the stores there was some adventure time stuff and they had a litTLE MARCELINE PLUSH and I wanted it so bad but i didn’t have much money but the worst part was that there was no
hookedswans: also congratulations to blake and weiss for standing in the middle of screaming chaos and doing nothing. they have truly fulfilled their roles as useless lesbians.
senedraxl: Silly draw otp thing based off http://croxovergoddess.tumblr.com/ reference image sets they have also i suck at drawing on a tablet :(
I have a love/hate type feelings towards the way this guy talks to me…usually guys either talk to me like they’re afraid of me or like they praise me so idk how to handle this…it ain’t even like a dom/sub type deal either so