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parynoid: when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply
twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck: group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
ninceey: listen to people when they are mad, it’s the only time you will hear the truth
foie: thecutestofthecute: My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. I am tearing up
rusr: when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back
feat: when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs
legalmexican: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s
iamayoungfeminist: unoriginaldariaknockoff: men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals
oceanaroll: charleneeeeeee: 29knutstoasickle: Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!! Emma’s reaction though Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert
assvvipe: velvvetreceipts: thekatediary: tiny little turn ons: - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made - people who linger on a hug for just a second
otaku-with-the-tardis: Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
prguitarman: Well they had an extra hour so
lasagnababy: when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous
crunchier: probably what my parents think every time they assign me a house chore
tumsperks: How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
saddestblogger: when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
the-eleventh-blog: ay remember that harry potter formal at my university college they literally sort you into houses
1o17: undefinition: Old people make me think forever exist How you know they didn’t just meet each other and he’s taking her home for the suck and that’s it?
glassbonespaperskin: when you got super sweet message, then you realized they said the same to everyone…
sailingaugust: “I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes
pepahh: this gets me so hard apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time since they broke up or something
ultracoexistance: sluttynuggets: so i googled “boobs with faces” because i thought it would be funny?? and this popped up??? and im like what the hell these are just some really good art portraits of presidents why do they come up when you search
whereareyouravengers: niallhuggies: You know how when Yahoo bought Tumblr someone joked about turning the website purple? They’re doing it. Shade by shade. fifty shades of betrayal
playrozrewind: “WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?”
ancestor: When ur neighbor’s house is on fire but u remember that they had a Bush/Cheney sign in their yard in 2004
foodtrucker: Do fish know they’re wet
mentalalchemy: literallysame: nohighs: YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time I’m dead
heart: when you get a new book from school and they smell hella bad
thegloomypuppetshow: servaris-condonaris-amaris: they’re coming in the distance you hear them the Whovians have returned
taco-bell-rey: “I loved them before they got popular”
booty-game-exquisite: comfy-couture: imsoshive: imsoshive: Please! lmfaooooo I just noticed he pointed to himself when they said “broke niggas” lmfao WHO IS HE wow he could get it
letmetouchyourbutt: And they say romance is dead
neatpotatoes: when they say their dick is 8 inches
ruinedchildhood: when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze
cobrostarship: YOU THINK YOURE SUCH A BIG FAN OF PANIC AT THE DISCO NAME THREE DISCOS THEY’VE PANICKED AT GO ON
littleoldariel: Lemme get this straight, kids movies can sexualize a fish and have a woman fall in love with a bee but they can’t portray gay relationships for more than five seconds???
pussylipgloss: supersmashedkev: fileformat: gasbreakdip: xratedthoths: What is life Science has truly gone too far and I’m here for it I’m deleting do they have these in canadia yet GO TF OFF
immortalhotdiggidydog: They are DONE with the new interns shit
thestrangesherlcokian: sherwat: merrymepippin: gotagedandagiveemhellattitude: gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are im lookin at u tom hiddleston and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch bonkyhort Cutiebrunch We all still
aintnobodygottime4datshit: lexlifts: missellacronin: This banister crumblebench is a good person for saying this and a+ to her response too In the first GIF her eyes shoot up like did this motherfucker just say what I think they said?
windwrinkle: nathalielete: my new couple of chairs”monsieur Tulipe and Madame Marguerite” with the great collaboration of Anthonis Cardew and Clement Poma. they’re so so so beautiful
tehawesome: “How do you like living alone, Henry?” I ask myself. “I’ve got a better question,” I reply. “What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?”
abiblr: whoahomo: rainstormsatnighttime: foxyclock: one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods: we dont judge someone if they prefer pads or tampons over the other we always have extras and we’re always willing to give them to a girl
isafeye: Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will help them order food when it’s too scary walk with them through crowded places help them laugh it off when they make a mistake not get tired of answering “no, you’re not
misandry-mermaid: soycrates: “Why are you so suspicious of men even when they say nice things to you? What he said was gentlemanly, you should give him a chance!” What a difference 21 minutes makes.
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
cramp: snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it
avoyageforever: A wrong turn led me to a field of flowers and suddenly I’m second guessing every wrong turn in my life. Every wrong turn has lead me to where I am currently, and I am happy as hell, so were they really wrong turns?
somefagonyourdash: when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures
mydickisthealpha: i was at petsmart tonight and this kid was watching all the dogs graduate from doggy training (they had little grad caps and everything omg) and he had his face pressed against the glass and he reverently whispered, ‘i feel so alive’
fatwink: crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
hohoehoes: when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat
craicalaic: how do people leak songs where do they come from what are you
korpsekobain: don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
vegetarain: when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework
tonjinl: so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food
barriz99: And they say romance is dead
accendas: i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first