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distraction: surprisebitch: i cant believe they got away with this omg
The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985)
weirdteenblogger: they said you are what you eat so wanderlussstttt
giraffepoliceforce: If you ever start to feel like a third wheel, stop. You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.
bagmilk: “i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean” “they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed” “i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia” “ugh my parents are so
ding-ang-bato: People always have this idea that once a boy and a girl sleep on the same bed, something happened between the sheets. They say that boys will always be boys, and that it’s too hard for them to control themselves and most of the times
zidannibal: First and last look, they Broke us pretty Bad.
stilesthemockingjay: Deep in the meadow, under the willow A bed of grass, a soft green pillow Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes And when again they open, the sun will rise. Here it’s safe, here it’s warm Here the daisies guard
neondiick: morphine-and-cigarettes: sad black and white blog, I follow back similar I want to say this to anyone who fucking says they miss me.
wifigodz: america looks dumb sending a bunch of gays to russia to show them that it is acceptable and they should be treated equally but yet gAY MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL
tapdancers: Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing
airyairyquitecontrary: The single greatest moment of this entire show. it’s really no wonder the ending was disappointing because where could they go but down?
growlithed: beyond-optimism: growlithed: have you ever heard a cute boy giggle its literally life changing Have you ever heard ANYONE giggle? It’s fucking adorable regardless if they’re ‘cute’ or not. Don’t single out everyone else you
jungtaekitten: I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty.
sharingneedles: i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
corrwill: ouijasexting: im fucking crYIN G omfg I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
otaku-with-the-tardis: Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
whatever-you-write: The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.
spermbanker: are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.
vuls: birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
ryanrossjust: ryanrossjust: so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood? is there a forest of penises? a penis forest? glad this is what i’ll be remembered for
captaingustin: i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes “mate the last thing I
virgules: Tim Burton: “He was so desperately in love with Winona, that when they broke up, he wouldn’t admit it was over for the longest time.”
sunsgodown: true friends don’t judge each other they judge other people together
insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot
ohlookanimeboys: When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together
planetfuckingjupiter: new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
witchcraftand-wizardry: i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
bakedzitis: being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
legalmexican: rilakkumao: i always put this on before i steal your girl they still sell this in the hood stores
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
fasterfood: people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone
maedhrys: detectiveweaver: what’s the use of praying if there’s nobody who hears? #oh #*oh* #oh this hurts a lot #because they were children #forced to grow up too fast and made to watch those who should protect them turn on them instead #and
jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee
tupacabra: i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
mamasam: bestrooftalkever: Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived. How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho. Its like “I
shredevi: shredevi: What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married Feyoncé
meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
clivedavinci: myotpisgay: mycaterpie: eduardo-: losertakesall: anglepoiselamp: Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp. Blorp. Science. what the fuck is the last 1% 1% squish
acidic-child: insanely-intrusive: They exist
halfboyfriend: “are there any straight people in your story?” "no they’re not relevant to the plot”
livesstillposed: THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR I’M SCREAMING
bueno: babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school
scottmcalphas: Tyler Posey + Blink 182 “I had Blink 182 posters all over my walls but i’ve grown up a bit so they’ve all come down…”
thewasteoftime: kabudy: Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over. They saw did any of them say hey
magicalmanhattanproject: if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest
urrplang: colibooli: almyro: chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs do girls really do this? yes. yes they do. it’s the best
‘pay attention to children they know more about love and fright than you do’
ellejay-fitness-goddess: So incredibly jealous of the people falling asleep tonight that are cuddling with someone they love. One day…
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
accendas: i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
ggaga: i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull
plushpuppetrumps: assstiel: assstiel: these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.
alexkingstonsarchive: Happy International Women’s Day, March 8th “To the people clinging to the notion that female-led pictures are a niche genre, people see them! They make money! The world is round, people!” - Cate Blanchett
passiveprince: when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend
sirbombalot: Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.