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anomalyah: “There she is…my beautiful bride…WHICH BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR WITH A WILD WARNICORN WHAAAAA-”-It’s been going round in my head for weeks XDAll I need is the color that I’ll do soon in my next freetime ;) Enjoy this funny marriage
sniffing: do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
podencos: I’m so easily revitalized by small, loving gestures
boobgrowth: You come home from a long day and hear the shower running. Your wife was showering when you left for work this morning…Opening the door you see your wife standing there… with gigantic tits! “I just couldn’t get enough of this
weirdlandtv: The door swings open and there stands—the cactus… “EEEEEKKKK!”
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:only 2 genders: whether you would or would not crawl through a door that shimmers mysteriously into existence one rainy evening in a dark corner of your bedroom and also there is carnival music humming in faintly from the other
“Something there had been, something delicate, wild and far away. But it was shut out behind the doors of yesterday, lost beyond the hills.” ~ Robin pseudonym of Iris Guiver Wilkinson Hyde
sumisa-lily: “Something there had been, something delicate, wild and far away. But it was shut out behind the doors of yesterday, lost beyond the hills.” ~ Robin pseudonym of Iris Guiver Wilkinson Hyde
thatnigga864: Homie called & woke me up out my sleep. He told me “Im on the way over there, I need some dick”. Told him the door was unlocked. I went back to sleep until he came & when he did … Lawdddd 🍆💦🍑. Sneak peak from a 2hr
michibyte: There wasn’t really a guard guarding the door…the person standing in front of it…
Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT. I give a fuck, nevermore. merely a bro, nothing more. #suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door Quoth the raven, “Swag galore” #edgar allan bro And
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bubbleofthetiny:asksketchyskylar: *Opens the door. There is no pony to be seen**Decides to go for a walk around the complex*I need to get some fresh air anyway. Perhaps I’ll meet a few new friends around here.. Sky totally has a crush x3
lucygirl: He’s the one opening the door for you to a happy Sissy Life! I’m part of patreon.com/SissyTumblrs. Support us there for exclusives
slytherinwithablog: amytao297: extermin-hate: so there’s this toilet cubicle in my school that has some things written all over the door and i was in it the other day just minding my own business and stuff ya know and then I noticed and I was fREAKING
hellchesters: THE MAGIC BEGINS ϟ Favourite professor ϟ”The door swung open at once. A tall, black-haired witch in emerald-green robes stood there. She had a very stern face and Harry’s first thought was that she was not someone to cross.” And
meldy-arts: Quite a few people wanted some Zeb and the small blueberry child. And wow I loved drawing it. I imagine that Ezra falls asleep on Zeb in there cabin, the door opens to either Chopper or a younger Sabine (Around 13ish) Zeb; without opening
hey-there-sugartits: lapfoxs: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
itslevilosa: schrodingers-cat-paradox: #omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’ #i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta
momsloverboy: onehornywoman: Jesus. I opened the door and there was Angelyn blowing the new guy from our IT department. I told them I wouldn’t tell but they have to be a lot more discreet. But actually, I’m telling a couple of my girlfriends here
purpleardent: Far from anything I was expecting, the girl smiled at me and teased “Was that an invitation, or are you all out?”“Come on up”, I replied.When I opened the door not a minute later, she and both her friends stood there, eager
look-inside-the-dirty-mind: Shhhh… there’s a house full of people just outside the door ;) ~S
12exoterrestrials: There were too many fans outside the toilet so Chanyeol placed himself at the door so that fans couldn’t take any photos of his members inside. Sweet. cr. eting_hk
orphanblack: batingold: I made this since tonight is the season finale and my bday. It was my first attempt with homemade fondant. Please be kind. Lock your doors. Once Helena gets word of this cake, there’s nothing we can do to protect you or it.
serfborts: “There is something quite devious about my personality. I’ll be the upstanding gentleman but behind closed doors, I want to let loose.”
WHAT IF THERE’S A FIRE IN THE ROOM AND THE DOOR IS LOCKED then you’re screwed.
suckmywinchester: deanlovesdudes: okay but why is no one mentioning that when dean and cas are walking through the door, and dean’s hand is on cas’ shoulder, that there’s literally an open closet right next to them HOLD ON A SEC, THAT IS THE
i know your there peeping through the door with your willy in your hand wanking it,why don,t you come in and have the real thing mum and dad are both out not that it would take you very long i bet,come and put it in me if you want
absinthiium: samandriel: I am just sitting on my bed shrieking in delight ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS THIS IS THE FUTURE RIGHT THERE IMAGINE TYHE POSSIBILIETIES ALL THE DOORS THAT THIS CAN OPEN So this is what that gif from last night was about!!
pet-trap: Aren’t you supposed to be on your knees when I walk in the door pet ??I think you had better rectify the situation immediately don’t you ???That’s better … there’s a good boi …
fuckablebois: inchargedad: With all that noise, they didn’t hear Dad’s key in the door. He’s already heard the racket they were making from outside and knows there will be 2 very sorry boys soon. Pretty soon, after he spanked them good, he’d
schrodingers-cat-paradox: #omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’ #i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: There is to be no sex at a nudist resort.. it is strictly prohibited – but he followed me into my cottage, closed the door, and forcefully threw me on the bed. With one push he forced his cock into me. At dinner he heard me
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: There is to be no sex at a nudist resort.. it is strictly prohibited – but he followed me into my cottage, closed the door, and forcefully threw me on the bed. With one push he forced his cock into me. At dinner he heard
breederdownunder: kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: There is to be no sex at a nudist resort.. it is strictly prohibited – but he followed me into my cottage, closed the door, and forcefully threw me on the bed. With one push he forced his cock into me.
flopsandamo: Throw my ticket out the window Throw my suitcase out there, too Throw my troubles out the door I don’t need them anymore ’Cause tonight I’ll be staying here with you
shekneelsbeforeme: You’re not done so just ignore the knock on the door and put your face back in there.
whatinthenameofzeus: I’ve got this fantasy that I can’t get out of my head lately that some day I’ll arrive home to find my boyfriend waiting there with some hot muscle top. As soon as I walk in the door they strip me, throw me on the bed and fuck
violent-rape-fantasies: What did I tell you, bitch? Clean the house but don’t open the door to my study even if you hear noises in there. And now that you’ve seen my girls, you’re going to end up just like them.
hzqueen-herprincesspet: shekneelsbeforeme: You’re not done so just ignore the knock on the door and put your face back in there. http://hzqueen-herprincesspet.tumblr.com “Yes Ma’am…”
strangewood-deactivated20190307: “Imagine that we are sitting in an ordinary room. Suddenly we are told that there is a corpse behind the door. In an instant, the room we are sitting in is completely altered: everything in it has taken on another look.
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: hey-there-sugartits: lapfoxs: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED
motiveweight: Don’t waste time thinking about it. Just lace up those trainers and step out of the door. You’ll soon be out there feeling proud of yourself for making the decision to walk, jog or run towards your weight loss and fitness goals. JUST
hopemymomfindsthis: pure-incest-family: As he was lying on the bed slowly jerking his cock the door swung open wide. His mum was stood there without a stitch of clothes on. “I know what you are doing son. How about I give you something to jerk over.”
kllk070911: getoutoftherecat: get down from there cat. you cannot do acrobatics on top of the door. that is not a kitten balance beam. it is way too high off the ground and anyway you will never be able to compete with nastia liukin.
sir-mycroft: Countdown to series 3 meme: A scene that makes you happy. “End of Baker Street, there’s a good Chinese. Stays open till two. You can always tell a good Chinese by the bottom third of the door handle.”
alice-lost-in-wonderlust: THERE ARE THESE GUYS WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD SELLING SHIT AND THE ONE GUY LOOKED LIKE JARED PADALECKI AND I GOT EXCITED AND OPENED THE DOOR AND I WAS LIKE “DAMMIT. YOURE NOT SAMMY.” AND ALL HE SAID WAS “If I had
ohpippin: There was a terrific splash, and a shout of Whoa! from Frodo. It appeared that a lot of Pippin’s bath had imitated a fountain and leaped on high. Merry went to the door. ‘Lawks!’ said Merry, looking in. The stone floor was swimming.
paternal-instinct:Dad installed a sauna this past fall for the colder days. The door was glass and very easy to look into, leaving no privacy for those inside. “It’s so you’ll always know if I’m in there or not,” he claims, but I found that
buttfuckingbrothers: OH MY GODD??? A MORMON JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE???????? I WENT UPSTAIRS TO PUT ON MY PAJAMAS AND THE DOORBELL RANG SO I WAS LIKE UHHGGGG AND TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME TO GET TO THE DOOR AND WHEN I GOT THERE HE WAS STANDING IN MY LIVING
