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You come home from a long day and hear the shower running. Your wife was showering when you left for work this morning…Opening the door you see your wife standing there… with gigantic tits! “I just couldn’t get enough of this
theeverafterheadcanons: There are door-like portals located in the enchanted forest, each leading to a kingdom from every story, as well Oz and Wonderland. The school is located in Snow White’s kingdom, because it is the most populous and important
dudeufugly: setlock anecdote: At one point Benedict kicked the door out too hard and it went flying down the stairs. Everyone just stood there and looked after it for a second. also: they did the “Well, I’m not now” quite often and seem to have
thecurbbb: She wondered how her 7 year old got in the “hole house”… But she opened the door and snatched her son into the small room. She fucked his little brains out right there… She left her shift early to start taking care of her son’s big
ftbaljock00: If you are kind enough to put a roof over her head, and the cunt can’t even follow simple instructions to be fully nude the second you walk through the door, what do they expect to fucking happen? Pay attention whores….there is always
clothobuerocracy: So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming
keepmywhiskeyneat: Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun.
janekrahe: sarahreesbrennan: geek-ramblings: When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing
marioncotilllards: When I first got this (Falcon) role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me.
catbountry: grimm-sugar: Has this been done?? I think this has been done. Pyro would be the perfect employee <3 Hang in there Chica! Pyro’s shift ends in an hour D: Bonus: KEEP THE DOOR SHUT *Do the Dirty Pizza playing softly in distance* I’m
bigbossdidnothingwrong083:I WANT TO DIE I’M AT A FRIEND’S HOUSE PLAYING D&D AND I WALKED OUT THE ROOM TO GO TO THE TOILET AND WHILE I WAS OPENING THE DOOR I SAID ‘HNGGGHH I NEED A PEEPEE’ IN SNAKE’S VOICE AND THERE WAS HIS INNOCENT MOTHER
jimmymcgill:To everyone’s surprise, the ship didn’t come to a stop over Manhattan or Washington or Chicago, but instead coasted to a halt directly over the city of Johannesburg. The doors didn’t open for three months. It just hovered there, nobody
surprisebitch: advanced-procrastination: commandtower-solring-go: kayas-wife: chandra-nalaar: viralthings: The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes. this is just a normal waffle house there is a bloody handprint on the door
keepmywhiskeyneat: Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun. I’m
kyraneko:5triderofthenorth:atsuyuri-sama:lasrina:burntcopper:eat-the-door-to-the-v0id:superpaperclip:galwaygremlin: marauders4evr: It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that
fartgallery: fartgallery: i just had the most magical encounter ever omg. i stepped outside my house and was locking the door and i saw something moving behind me so i turned around and there was a balloon flying across the street towards me and it
sassysi02: On the way to my room I noticed that my sister showered with the door slightly open, I was paralyzed by her body and I just could not take my eyes off her. I stood there for about 5 minutes and noticed that the sight of my sister’s naked
tame-the-cunt: cumshot-facial-bukkake-women: You’re so glazed whore:))) And there are 10 more MEN waiting before the door to dicksauce your sanguine face:))) We told the cunt is was just 10, but it was in for a big surprise, it was actually a 100!!
wantlikeaforestfire: there is nothing greater than being at the threshold of desire and having the courage to open the door
galadriels: i like to think that the last hobbit film will end with us returning to old bilbo sitting in his chair telling us the last sentences of his story and just when he finishes there’s a knock on the door and he shouts ”No thank you! We don’t
daddy-urges: luv2riskpg: At first, I was somewhat shocked. Pleasantly surprised, though, I never heard her enter my bedroom. There was no knock at the door. One minute I was writing, the next I was staring. Staring at a princess. The moment rapidly
privatefamilytime: I closed the door after my wife and son had left and returned to the living room.There, I saw his wife presenting herself to me.I grinned. It was time for the Christmas wife-swap to get started and luckily we’d have a head start
uselessgirlrage: slut—degradation: She hates him for what he does to her. She hates the way that he laughs at her every time he opens the door to see her standing there. She hates that he makes her wait on his bed, ass in the air and eyes closed
t8sgreat: My buddy goes on a beer run, seconds later I hear a shower running so I investigate walking down the hall to the bathroom…there was my best buds dad showering with the door wide open…
bewwbs: kaijueiga: melisusthewee: impossiblesouffleguy: Obviously you choose the TARDIS, with it you’ll go to all the other places… Also who in their right mind would open the door to Westeros? Do you know what happens in there? You die. That’s
carodoodles: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!Did you know that there are several regional signs for ‘halloween’? This is the one I usually see and use. ‘Trick’ is like knocking the door. And, ‘treat’ is like holding up the basket. Enjoy! :3You should check
kidnappingcouple: My wife had called me from work and told me to meet her at the motel for a little surprise. There was a note stuck to the door of the room when I arrived. “Hi, baby. Sorry I have to work today, but I will meet you here tonight
ftwaynewaitress: Wifey loves to flash the valet parking attendant. Here she is practicing before we pull up to the door. She wants to be sure he gets a good look at her pussy a lot of naughty wives out there these days! 1 cock the rest of a woman’s
nothingcomparestomommy: I went to my friend’s house to pick something up he wasn’t there: his sister opened the door only wearing a towel. She invited me inside and feeling the sexual tension with no one else around, my dick went out at the same
sirrobertpayne: littlegirlfuckpig: needs-to-be-broken: You look up as you hear the door open and make eye contact with the old janitor who doesn’t seem entirely surprised to find you there on your knees….of course the partner’s hand never leaves
geek-ramblings: When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like
iloveyoureal: ohwrackspurts: Hogsmeade looked like a Christmascard; the little thatched cottages and shops were all covered in a layer of crisp snow; there were holly wreaths on the doors and strings of enchanted candles hanging in the trees.
kaijueiga: melisusthewee: impossiblesouffleguy: Obviously you choose the TARDIS, with it you’ll go to all the other places… Also who in their right mind would open the door to Westeros? Do you know what happens in there? You die. That’s it.
sft425: cringepics: raisinsarethereason: cringepics: twankeez: cringepics: I tried to go Burger King but there was a fucking burger guard at the door and he wouldn’t let me in what the fuck is a burger guard? he was guarding the king Was
OOOOOOH MAH GOODNESS, JUST MADE MY FRIENDS WATCH FRIDAY THE 13TH LMAOOOOOO!! Best decision I’ve made today. Then, as they were leaving, they all started screaming and ran back inside because there were raccoons on the table right by the door.
tagaduche: mikerossman:just-horny-me:Oh mommy! Fully committed but still nervous, mom pauses in the bathroom. she knows that once she steps through the door into the bedroom there will be no going back. Tonight she is giving herself to her son and
joinmilehighclub: contexxxt: The stewardess knocked on the door again, telling him to return to his seat as there was turbulence ahead. Mark could barely form words, but tried his best to tell her he was finishing up, while keeping the truth as quiet
powerburial: zonecassette: Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil
himitsudesuuu: himitsudesuuu: Cheating Wife Gets DPed You get home early from work and immediately sense that something isn’t right. There is a pair of men’s shoes by the door that isn’t yours. And you hear shameless moaning coming from the bedroom.The
team-skeet-blog: Our boy here has been dating Valentina for quite some time now. He is all nervous because he thinks today should be the day that something happens. He is running over all the details when suddenly theres a knock on the door. In comes
curiouslovers16:It’s been a long time since i last posted. i was busy and isolated by Daddy. This one He took when He entered the room, the door was unlocked, anybody could have entered and would have found me there waiting for Him. i could heard the
flr-captions: Oh no… I can’t remember if I told him that I was going out with the girls tonight so there was no need to cook me the normal three course dinner and wait by the door naked from 7pm until I get home. No problem… I can tell him when
sotenborg:Okay, could not not draw this…Bit of context: irl in Onomichi there are cats that have repeatedly tried to enter an art museum but they always get turned away by the guards at the door. And repeatedly means most of the days for at least