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godtricksterloki: fergiethelonghorn: WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT You son of a bitch. Nothing, ‘cause nobody gives a flying fuck. Die already.
Exit the Dragon
I won’t apologize and the bitch better do more than just touching it.
I'm the person that reads your tags.
d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a: Tired of feeling sad all the time. Then, how ‘bout you stop. Simple.
vaganas: climbing into bed and falling asleep when you are so tired you can’t keep your eyes open has got to be one of the greatest feelings
prostheticknowledge: Armadillo-T A compact electric car than can fold in half when parked - video embedded below: The small and light electric car completely folds in half when parking, making it a perfect fit for public or private transportation in
journeynotintothewildwoods: thereweretearsinhereyes: I think suicide would be the best way to die, you’re dying on your own terms, not somebody else’s. You get to say goodbye to your loved ones, even if it’s just in a letter or video. You win
Poor Chevrolet Camaro. I would’ve sued the bitch. Hitting a nice car like that.
dannyrandy: when you wanna talk about a thing but no one else wants to talk about the thing
hipsterfixiefag: Fucking seriously what the fuck. Fuck this fuck you and fuck this.
katelynpossible: tbh there are literally like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them Meh. That list’s getting down to nobody really.
shalrath: yea we can do The Sex just choose your difficulty
splders: hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules
deepskydiving: everybodyska: Having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once. This is one of the
rauhwelt-begriff: Damn being a gear head and not having a car is like the blue balls of life
You got the wrong guy pal...
bootsonmyfeet: the-absolute-funniest-posts: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Yep I never believed you could. Depending on how much you cutaway unnecessary luxuries, you can only barely survive.
souljannoying: lets play a game called: did the message not send or are they ignoring me
nowyoukno: What would your last meal be? See More Daily Facts Here Mine would be sushi with beer and lots of pastries sweets at the end.Side note: I can’t believe most of then lived for 10 years. If you’re gonna kill somebody just fucking
Kenya and Washington Navy Yard: The cost of being defenseless
hip-hop-lifestyle: This makes me annoyed because they would still turn around and not condone any of the lyrics that come along with these artists or places that they are placing on these shirts.
Apparently this is the reaction I cause on most people, since I noticed I got not only unfollowed but blocked by those “mutual follows” some people hold onto dearly. Good thing I’m not like my girlfriend, who gets attached to all these
stacysdad: i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty
Tools of the trade.
citizensheepdog: A little twist on the classic “Grab Sks, go inna woods” that I threw together really fast out of boredom.
realshitrealtime: tlrledbetter: purplerose128: I feel like this accurately represents what happens when your friends join a fandom that you don’t like. Pain’s face in the 5th picture tho hahha or when you find out your friends are really good
insanelygaming: The reason I love video games (via live-through-film-tv-videogames)
lordhaternumberonesuperstar: when somebody calls you cute My girlfriend in a nutshell. Especially the blank stare part.
godtricksterloki: littleredhasalife: supershawarmalock: mmeadowss: parenting done right Never not reblog Morticia Addams She just looks so uncomfortable at the notion of someone using such a small knife. If only my mother condoned this sort of
Nor the dead.
pherie: have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel
My face right now, ‘cause of all the pretentious cowshit on my dash tonight from all sides. Time for a break and an unfollowthon later on.
All the time.
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
But the ones that do leave, usually come back, proving me right and them wrong.
godtricksterloki: itsaprettygoodnoodle: uberawesomeanya: khan-locked: BYE SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS FUCKITY BYE Smell you later, bitches. What was the name of that world I was supposedly from? Did I leave anybody I cared for back there? NAH!
anamorphosis-and-isolate: “Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as ‘deserving’ respect…you get what you demand from people.” ― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
heysammy: you can be a fan of a show and point out its flaws you can enjoy something and still criticize it discussing issues which are necessary to be talked about is as much part of a fandom as anything else and has nothing to do with fighting the
lifehackable: Or when you want to just make them smile.. or anything else. The possibilities are endless. Hack Life Here I’ll only do it if it gets me some ass.
Science as a Candle in the Dark
Me during the fucking holidays.
One of the biggest lies ever told.
babyferaligator: lesmiserableplushie: babyferaligator: lmao those dogs are making fun of that dumbass baby bc it cant walk No they’re not. Animals are known to playfully copy the gestures of infants and small children during play time or general
archicide: why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell
absolutelyvantastic: new years resolution become a dragon be a dragon continue to be a dragon dragon I’m better than a dragon. I’m the Dragonborn.
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens
futureconflicted: octaviancross: Always remember Lest We Forget That’s not stupid. Stupid would’ve been to wage war on Zeus. Nigga, how ya gonna go up there and stab clouds? He made the correct choice.
batman-nolanverse: westbor0baptistchurch: Did Harlequin just invite us to eat her pussy? I’ll do that pie better than that doofus from the pie movie.
spermbanker: date me to disappoint your parents And me to piss ‘em off and make them disown you for bringing shame on the family.
sometimes-cats: Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank
sleep: white lips pale face i hate the human race
I may hate one more than the other, but I do hate all. That you can be sure of.
godtricksterloki: stutzpunkt: do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you Every second of everyday. It’s the total opposite for me. I deserve better friends.
things-stuff-and-etceteras: You know when you’re just not in the mood?
unamusedblogger: the worst thing is when you see a really good friend start to replace you Do it back at them. I do.
poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
