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baretobush: The Reality of Nude Photos Alright, so this is a little bit of an unrelated note to my regular posts, but I feel like it’s important. I want to take just a quick minute to explain the difference I see between a naked body that’s posed
The truth is out there, y'all. And it tastes DELICIOUS: Crayfish species proves to be the ultimate survivor
The Star Files. Paranormal Activity. Mayor Dewey Denies Knowledge. Ronaldo Fryman. Perdiot. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! TRUST NO ONE!
The truth finally comes out
I don’t love my penis, it’s just a tool. The women are the ones that love my penis.
I can’t die. I’m the devil and the universe needs evil.
sharingneedles: the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave
More like the Queen serves the King.
adorability: Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit! Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
ejacutastic: the scene of the crime This is truly a crime. I care more about this than mass killings and terrorist acts.
crownmalone: ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?”
Every single bitch in the world, even the lezzies.
zodiaccity: Zodiac Aquarius problems. You call this problem, I call them virtues. And on the whole “true self” deal. Yeah, when they see that is when they run to the hills.
godtricksterloki: zodiaccity: Fashion & the zodiac: Aquarius A little? LMAO! I go against the norm all the time. Friendly? When I feel like it.
darmonee: kingofwesteros: people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING! If it ain’t interesting to me or I outright hate it, then
darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
godtricksterloki: amoying: warm soda is the worst thing that can happen No. Just throw ice in the cup of soda and problem solved. Beer is a tragedy because you chuck it into the freezer and stare and wait and wait and wait and wait.
bbb0nes: falcnpunch: the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours. Lolololol relevant
daddyfuckedme: Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck I’m the opposite. If I care, I’ll tell you that I already know the
godtricksterloki: fitandhealthyforlifee: friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon: Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one
welcome-foolishmortals: victoriaeden: Would be wonderful always* The ONLY sex. ‘Tis the only way I know how to fuck women.
Don't fight the Power, join the Power
i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done
snow-the-fox95: rojoninja: onlylolgifs: Hydrophobic Clothing Perfect for murdering people. I’m so glad we are all on the same page. I NEED THIS FOR…NUNYA BIZZNESS!
the truth will be what you make it
godtricksterloki: fledgling-composer: pinkhairedlesbianadventures: the-enchanted-story-of-us: lets-go-lesbos: provoice: the-enchanted-story-of-us: This breaks my heart. Please reblog. False. This^ is what you look like at 12 weeks in the
punkrockbetty: AKA most amazing man in the film industry. WRONG! The most amazing man in the film industry’s named Quentin Tarantino. Burton is an old trick pony, no different than Michael Bay.
Better solution. Beam the rest of the world up, kill them now. There, fixed it.
silvaknight: Thats the mood im in today That’s my mood all the time.
shikajika: stop talking about the royal baby and start talking about how today information was released by scientists to the press that dolphins actually communicate to one-another by name. dolphins have names for eachother this is way cooler than a
godtricksterloki: advils: theboyofcheese: thenewavengers: paper-snow-a-ghost: This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of
evilsupplyco: Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself. Been there. Done that.
godtricksterloki: Dude, you’re a popular tag! I’m a popular tag apparently.I’m awesome.I am perfection.The best in the world.
lovelylikeliver: bridgemcgidge: shercockandmycrotch: everyone needs a waving snail on their blog i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry that comment im sold gotta do it now I dunno
godtricksterloki: People who complain about people complaining about people turning straight characters gay EXACTLY! It’s not that we’re opposed to gay characters. On the contrary. It’s the fact that we support ACTUAL gay characters
radioactiveheroin: eh-nder: oliviatheelf: If I’m correct, this is the documentary about the Asian forest where a ton of people commit suicide every single day. People will literally park their cars outside of the woods, go in, and never return. You’ll
cerebralzero: hifish: Open your can of worms in 3…2… #racist Why is this racist? I have gotten denied sales due to my tattoos haha it’s really up to the person selling the guns who they want to do business with. It’s their call, and it’s
soofyawn: god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
highcapacityassaultclips: I wish more people knew about the figures for medical malpractice or errors that have killed people. Doctors and medical professionals do an amazing job most of the time, but as someone who has witnessed complete negligence
gunrunnerhell: “No Kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave.” - James Burgh
godtricksterloki: dolphinboy420: choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill Purple pill almost every night.
clhampir: I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON’T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME
It adds to the arsenal, but it’s not the full package.
evilsupplyco: Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself. Already done.
misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet And movies as well.
xwolves: Still the greatest post ever NOT the greatest post ever, just fleetingly amusing.
unfollovving: How do I stop annoying the people I like “How do the people I like stop annoying me?” Would be my question.
grreenleaf: do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it god F;uckign damn it All the fucking time, goddammit
every-heart-will-melt: mustbang: DO YOU EVER GET SUCH A NICE MESSAGE THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND AND YOU KEEP REWRITING YOUR REPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN’T ARTICULATE THE GRATITUDE YOU FEEL FOR IT AND HOW MUCH LOVE YOU FEEL FOR THE PERSON WHO SENT
secretlifeofageekygirl: stuartspot: don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time And listen to my ipod imagining that I’m in a movie and thinking up dramatic scenarios in my
godtricksterloki: thetorontokid: robin-scherbatsky: shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you Yeah, that pretty much means all of you. Why the fuck are you all following me in the first place? Something must be wrong with
akuma-no-uta: the-unpopular-opinions: Jokes like “I bathe in the tears of men” and “boys are WEAK” are annoying. And they’re everywhere on Tumblr. Why does everyone lose their shit when you make sexist jokes towards females, but making the
summrwine: oeuniverse: In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders: Public speaking Not being afraid of teenagers Calling the doctor yourself Taxes Arguing without crying Having a normal sleep pattern Having an answer to
wrinklefucker: godtie: fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that
audreyheckburn: cute first date ideas: investigating paranormal cases across the united states and uncovering a major government conspiracy to hide the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials
xfiles9302: 22 yrs ago Mulder & Scully came over the airwaves in front of millions. There journey for the truth was just beginning and still lives on today.Happy Anniversary to The X-Files! 👽💋
the-bloody-black-rabbit: “Maybe we’re walking the wrong path, but our hearts will lead us back to the truth.”
alliesob: i am loving all the “tonraq’s d game too bomb” jokes because honestly it is the truth but senna’s uterus is a fucking temple fit to host a godhead for nine months i mean man girl’s got game it’s funnier when you know that,
