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“I have a huge fantasy for sex in a church bathroom. My girlfriend’s religious and sometimes drags me to church with her under the guise of "friends” (oh, the life of lesbians) and to get through it I started fantasising…
…I love the feeling of your thick shaft resting on my face. The warm weight pressing down on my face, pulsing with power and desire, as I suckle and mouth your sweltering testicles packed with life force and masculinity… ~Cumslut Laura (AKA
myregularneed: “How not to be horny” the story of surely not my life.
bluedragonkaiser: slim2k6: the-rnr-bros: theofficialdm: fuckin bots… Every time… Story of my tumblr life. Seriously how is this still an issue in 2016. Bots are more likely to find you if common tags like, nsfw, sexy, hot, or any common word
callmepo: Personal piece of Hop Step of the BnHA spinoff Vigilantes: My Hero Academia Illegals. This a great series which gives some fun and interesting back stories of BnHA side characters and life in a world where quirks are commonplace and not all
This is what the first line of my life story would be.
once-delight: kev-dee: metalhearted: This Guy Narrates People’s Lives Randomly In Public And It’s Hilarious [source] The world needs more of him. He’s friggin’ amazing. i want him to story time my life
alex-sando-s: I know I don’t have many followers, but if it isn’t too much to ask I would like for everyone to just take a second to read my story. The pictures above are a summary of my life the past two years. From my first date with Christian,
mirrorso: Story length: 69 episodesGenre: ecchiCharacter: the dandereLover: the bossy typeClimax: your pikachu finally evolvesEnding: your crush confesses love for you My life sounds effed up… BUT MY PIKACHU EVOLVES! wintersiris: e-l-r-i-c: jean-havoc-
1554miles: alex-sando-s: I know I don’t have many followers, but if it isn’t too much to ask I would like for everyone to just take a second to read my story. The pictures above are a summary of my life the past two years. From my first date with
nouspourrionsetre: queenhighnesss: seattle-fox: alex-sando-s: I know I don’t have many followers, but if it isn’t too much to ask I would like for everyone to just take a second to read my story. The pictures above are a summary of my life the
[A continuation of my other submission] I did say it was based on a true story.This was exactly how it ended in real life too.(Submitted by myfandomsmakemecry)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! I hope you enjoy today’s submissions. As always,
nohomoujaku: grawly: kootiepie: saki-hyuuga: gangbanglerfish: WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!???? did some of you guys really think they were older than 18 what the FUCK this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down
“For most of my life i have been adored by fools and hated by people of good sense, and they all make up stories about me in which I am either a saint or a whore. But I am above these judgments, I am a Queen.” ― Philippa Gregory, The Other Queen
appetisers:HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
curryuku: Here’s a side story of my OC’s from Not So Shoujo Love StoryThis is like somewhere in the future (college/dorm life perhaps?)++ More of them and other yuri content can be seen on my Patreon! (๑≧౪≦)☆
koipony:Koiponies has been a major part of my life, and thank you all for following. I will make sure to wrap the story up before final goodbyes, but for now Auf Wiedersehen, until we see each other again. NOOOOOOO T__T This is such a cute blog, I hate
askdisastral: 2000 followers. Awesome. Its very heart-warming to know a hobby that has become a big part of my life continues to entertain people. New ideas for stories and scenarios are all i think about when I’m out on the bus or shopping.I’ve
bluefairymodfather:Missing big cool important things is the best summation of my life story, Derp. (Been a delight following, haven’t been as emotional about a finally since Woonastuck)See I thought the same thing; last big Tumblrpon end I remember
savarend: telling people i met donnie because of the hobbit and not dwarf incest specifically a true love story
torchika: Favorite Manga Artists | #1: Ai Yazawa Every single one of Ai Yazawa’s series has had a profound influence on me. In her beautiful and unique art her characters and stories come to life. Yazawa has mastered, even redefined, the shoujo and
demiluvatic: refinery29: Watch: YouTuber Eva Gutowski shared the story of what it’s REALLY like to report a sexual assault in high school In a video to promote her book My Life as Eva and a candid Teen Vogue interview, YouTube star Eva Gutowski talked
artist-confessions: submitted by -dunstable I agree, for the most part. Requests DEFINITELY, if someone goes out of their way to draw something you want for not cost at all, you thank them. Even if it’s “all wrong,” you asked for it
torpedoestotalcrap: artemispanthar: artist-confessions: submitted by -dunstable I agree, for the most part. Requests DEFINITELY, if someone goes out of their way to draw something you want for not cost at all, you thank them. Even if it’s “all
torpedoestotalcrap: artemispanthar: torpedoestotalcrap: artemispanthar: artist-confessions: submitted by -dunstable I agree, for the most part. Requests DEFINITELY, if someone goes out of their way to draw something you want for not cost at all,
themeatpie: kristinkemper: Some people never change. Some do… I painted these portraits as a very fond tribute to the characters whose story essentially defined my life between the ages of 10 and 15. They are available individually or all together
hotelmanosuke: “cool story babe, make me a sandwich” is actually an ancient mayan prophecy that, when translated, reads “i am going to be single for the rest of my pathetic life”
tiny-septic-box-sam: Story time because this was one of the most surreal experiences of my life and I need to talk about it So when I was sixteen I worked in a Dairy Queen in a mall (which was as awful as it sounds) and during prom season we had people
gemfeathers: Watching SnK then Toy Story right after was the best decision of my life.
syncopatedid:The World Ends With You, Shibuya 2008, Shibuya 2010. HMV in Shibuya had been replaced by a Forever 21 in 2010 and the stations have changed their signs going by my 2014 shots, so the moral of the story is, sometimes life just can’t wait
Thise is an exerpt from one of the stories in my book titled "She changed my life". I shared it with a friend and thought I would share it with all of you, hope you enjoy it and feel free to reblog but not copy. :)
american-auror-story: deducecanoe: awesome-picz: Cats That Don’t Care About Your Personal Space Accurate portrayal of my life. The one in the bathtub though hhaha
I WAS PLAYING POKEMON BUT THEN I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT OFF AND SO I BASICALLY JUST WASTED TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE. SO YES, MORAL OF THE STORY IS SAVE OFTEN, FRIENDS.
africanfoto:“I’m heavily inspired by all the women in my life, especially my grandmother. Growing up I heard amazing stories of her craftsmanship and how she built her house in the village with her bare hands. These hands represents strength and power,
cheatingturnsmeon: addicted-to-cruel: addicted-to-cruel: addicted-to-cruel: This picture reminds me of an absolutely true story, and one of the most potent sexual experiences of my life. My first proper girlfriend, Louise, and I went camping together
iphotographlove: gimptips: jebbcole53: Trying to get this on as many social media platforms as possible. A Fight to Survive TBI: The Story of David On the Road to Recover from Traumatic Brain Injury. August 24, 2012 drastically changed my life. What
gnollgirl: tiny-septic-box-sam: Story time because this was one of the most surreal experiences of my life and I need to talk about it So when I was sixteen I worked in a Dairy Queen in a mall (which was as awful as it sounds) and during prom season
annakedavra: I was really worried. I didn’t want my life to change too much. And it hasn’t. You hear horror stories about people getting stalked and not being able to leave the house. I’ve not had any of that. People recognise me sometimes but
appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
darkartz: gadaboutgreen: mixitupandmassappealit: c-l-skywalker: razycrandomcunt: story of my mother fucking life. *flips a desk* All the fuck through high school. OMG My whole family has said this…random people have said this…bullies have
fireheartes: My name is Hazel. Augustus Waters was the great star-crossed love of of my life. Ours was an epic love story, and I won’t be able to get more than a sentence into it without disappearing into a puddle of tears. Gus knew. Gus knows. I will
acreaturecalledgreed: acreaturecalledgreed: for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed
gmcprincess: oceanrust: 1554miles: alex-sando-s: I know I don’t have many followers, but if it isn’t too much to ask I would like for everyone to just take a second to read my story. The pictures above are a summary of my life the past two years.
die-ah-hannah: 1554miles: alex-sando-s: I know I don’t have many followers, but if it isn’t too much to ask I would like for everyone to just take a second to read my story. The pictures above are a summary of my life the past two years. From my
ttannir: I just had the best sex of my life! While licking my wife’s nipples, she admitted she experimented with another woman once. It got me really “excited” and her too, so she relayed the whole story!!! Want to know more?
homechapel: supermoclel: nosdrinker: hayesgriersluts: To all the people complaining about Nash being a homophobic who’s against gays; He willingly kissed a boy just for a snapchat story on top of apologizing twice. this is the best day of my life
kaelynandlucylover: alex-sando-s: I know I don’t have many followers, but if it isn’t too much to ask I would like for everyone to just take a second to read my story. The pictures above are a summary of my life the past two years. From my first
la-volpe-bianca: reo-swagwagon: LCpl. Travis Williams tells the story of how he was the only survivor in his squad of an IED attack, and how life has been after. Every time I see this on my dash I’m like “Yo, don’t watch this again, you’ve seen
africanfoto: “I’m heavily inspired by all the women in my life, especially my grandmother. Growing up I heard amazing stories of her craftsmanship and how she built her house in the village with her bare hands. These hands represents strength and
lovethugs-vandals: rushinglikewaves: alex-sando-s: I know I don’t have many followers, but if it isn’t too much to ask I would like for everyone to just take a second to read my story. The pictures above are a summary of my life the past two years.
doeraymisha: your arms are ruining my fucking life: a story about jared padalecki Read More
365peridoritodays: Day 42 - Pumpkin Doggo Army !!! and a bonus (do you know that image with the lil’ face in a pumpkin ? ) for @nattybatty OMG the stream was so funny xD 5 hrs. of fun and ghost stories from my life :1 wah
sunbeamspirits: queenhighnesss: seattle-fox: alex-sando-s: I know I don’t have many followers, but if it isn’t too much to ask I would like for everyone to just take a second to read my story. The pictures above are a summary of my life the past
kanefoster: It’s a really weird story but this photo will always remind me of the best night of my life. I’ll never forget it.So I went clubbing one weekend, it was in Hobart, away from where I live.I ended up going home at around 4am, with all my
fuckyeahlavernecox: Just received my copy of I Am Jazz! Found a quote by Laverne in it… :) I Am Jazz is the story of a transgender child based on the real-life experience of Jazz Jennings, who has become a spokesperson for trans kids everywhere.
lemonade-cat: oathkeeper-of-tarth:Story for Steven - Jealous Pearl GAAAAAAAAYYYYY