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putthatinyourpipe: if I wrote a book I’d call it tight on the ass loose on the waist because that’s the story of my fucking life.
Sneaking after lights out (m/f)“Oh my god, I’ve just had the best sex of my life. Let me start from the beginning.My long distance boyfriend and I get to see each other about once a month, and when he visits he gets to stay at my house and be in the
eternallyedged: lfroetschner: Tried to post the actual video of this but once again, I’m violating policy…story of my life Yeah, sadly uploading porn videos directly has been against Tumblr policy from day 1 (due to the amount of bandwidth they
thegillsgirls: “I have no right to call myself one who knows. I was one who seeks, and I still am, but I no longer seek in the stars or in books; I’m beginning to hear the teachings of my blood pulsing within me. My story isn’t pleasant, it’s
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vanillacts: Andrew Quarless 4 yd TD pass from Aaron Rodgers The fckin story of my life. Rodgers for the win against my PHINS
crazyfortacos: Story of my life! God yes. I had to tell a colleague the other day that you do not simply disregard anyone’s stated wish not to have children.You don’t know me, my life or my reason for not wanting to procreate. Wanting to
one of the roommates finally finished season 1 of sherlock and the other roommate is reading the books so we have these really disjointed sherlock conversations where book!roomie is like “holmes was so clever i wish bbc sherlock did disguises”
stoners-crew: drugsgottome420: toke-dont-choke: hiigh-th0ughts: lysergiic: shesmokespot: bluntgirl ALL THE TIME. OMG YESS story of my life ^ its gotten to the point when they just assume Instead of saying hi they always say “oohohohoh
atlas–: Story of my life. If my cat could talk. God I love Father, he’s the best character in the whole series.
mormonsinnarnia: User Submission: laughlear21I know this isn’t much, but I wanted to share something to the blog. I live in Ireland and grew up LDS. I found your blog in a pretty shallow time of my life. Personally, I love the Coming Out Stories.
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vainreflections: sharongetsfit: story of my life This feeling was the worst. I refused to go shopping for years. I just lived in my ripped old clothes that didn’t fit properly because I was horrified of how the mirror, the clothes, the other people
i-want-spankings: mrs-420: I had the shittiest day then I made the most potent edibles I’ve ever had in my life I swear to god. Chocolate at that. So fucking good. But yeah, that’s how stoned I am. And that’s the story of how I forgot I was mad
tagath: rainwen: Going into any of the character tags for The Hobbit is like playing Russian roulette, only the bullet is double penetration fanart. tumblr, or the story of how I saw more badly drawn penises that I ever wanted to see in my life
I opened up my computer to clean the dust out (since it was having troubles) and my finger got caught on some bit of metal and got cut as I tried to pry it out so I bled all over the inside of my computer. I cleaned it up and everything seems to be fine
sargasmicgoddess:aninnocentpervert:chocolate-einstein:incognitoclementine:my boobs won’t stop spilling out of my damn braWhen the titties do too much tittying @sargasmicgoddess 🤣🤣Story of my life! @aninnocentpervert They spill out of everything!
maylivingston: @may_livingston: watching romantic movies remind me of how I am single. I hear the ice cream in my freezer calling my name. @AnnaBanks: story of my life. I went on a date this weekend and I blew it. Literally… I blew chunks.
coffee-clubbers: “I am writing graffiti on your body I am drawing the story of how hard we tried I am watching your chest rise and fall like the tides of my life, and the rest of it all and your bones have been my bed frame and your flesh has been
curveappeal: Ever been the awkward one in a group? Or the one that just sticks out like a sore, festering thumb? Yeah… Story of my life. I just happen to be 16 years old, 6’2”(Notice my height next to the door), with thunder thighs that kill! I’ve
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ryanjjohn: Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
sex-pests79: supersoak: “You’ll SHOOT your EYE out with that BB Gun, kid!” lol Story of my life…well The Christmas Story….without getting my tongue stuck to a flag pole in the frigid MN/WI Winters! Here’s a nice GIFT for you guys
Chaos Lives On.
rage-and-love-story-of-my-life: Story of my life Already got the booty
drackiszunk: My phone has the most shit battery and its about to die and I’m not getting out of bed to get my charger so I’ll just tumbl till it dies. Story of my life
uselessgirlrage: nankingdecade: kinkycasey: Sir didn’t expect me to be so short. Story of my life with Kitten. On the plus side, the top of my head makes a good chin rest for Him. Hmm. I’ve known a few women who were short enough that they
star-sapphics: star-sapphics: BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again
theblackoaksyndicate: One of my life goals is to help start an ethical porn company. Where the actors all agree to work with each other, safe words are mandatory, as well as condoms. Everything is halted once the word “no” or “stop” is uttered
skinnygalore: underwater-andbreathing: apheli0n: but this is the story of my fucking life when I get my G2 i’ll do this all the time! Totally doing this.
against-the-moon: “…for me this spring was the most painful and the loveliest of my life.” — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, from Stories and Prose Poems; “The Right Hand” (via luneison)
Taylor always gave us an incredible albumsAnd this one, is such a masterpiece!! I felt like there was a little pieces of my life story on each song. Thank you Taylor. ---Love, M.
sixpenceee: Bitter Moon Story by sleepyhollow_101, author’s fb page My life is a constant measure of pain. It ebbs and flows through my nerves as though pulled along by the phases of a moon I cannot see. The entirety of my life I have searched
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darkcoreuniverse: uncensoredpleasure: The only thing hotter than ramming his raw dick in your boy’s ass on your bed while you’re at work, is bringing another one of your buddies over to fill his mouth at the same time. Lol story of my life, I love
blazeitzain: Do One Direction have an obsession with fire now? “If this room was burning”- Little White Lies “The fire beneath my feet is burning bright”- Story of my Life. “Let me be the one to light a fire inside those
k1mkardashian: bookishboi: Lol @ the look of dismay on people’s faces when they realize they’ve been fooled by your white voice on the phone. STORY OF MY LIFE
vanalpha: melbournealpha: Story of my life. I’ve had this happen so often. It just takes a little time for the fag to realize what he truly is, a cock hungry whore. In this case, the bigger, the better
victongai: Internet Distractions Victo Ngai This piece was in yesterday’s New York Times about “dealing with internet distractions” (story of my life), read the article here. I had tons of fun coming up with all the internet creatures. Thank
kingofselfdepracation: ticklemeviking: Is being drunk and emotional at 11pm a good thing when I have work at 5am? Probably not. Do I care? Nope. Story of my life My only regret is the headache I currently have because I forgot my ibuprofen.
turning66fem: dominantmothers: I found the love of my life when I was in my forties: my son.Yes, well. I’ve been married, twenty-one years, then he got a new secretary and, the old story became new again. And, I became single again. Not alone, just
hamzaachachex: my-pinkie-promises: failures-of-the-future: jumjumlee: vodka-andrazors: well this hit me hard… I love this movie What movie is it? Trust<3 best movie Story of my life $
shetookachance: littlegordita: thedevilwithnodress: kodak-taught-me: End of story, my children are going to be mixed Amen BABY MUHFUCKIN HANK! <3 the love of my life awww my favorite celebubaby!!!!
STORY OF MY LIFE AT KUMON. wake up on saturdays thinking “yay its saturday” then 11 rolls around and im like fml kumon and then i get there and its fun for the next 1-2 hours. then by then i am sooo hungry and im like screw this i want taco
star-sapphics: BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again and that’s what
wongkarwaii-deactivated20201121: Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
adamworks: Here’s my new design now with a 8 bit style cuz it’s for the official 8 bit design contest on design by humans. The name Story of my bit refers to the classical song from Social Distortion- Story of my life and of course it’s a big part
the-mermaid-with-legs: Story of my life.
punjabiprincesssimmy: Malai is one of the nastiest things ever. I hate how it always forms on top of my cha. It makes me gag. story of my life
raininjuarez: … and I will read your skin the pretty, happy parts the passages that read of pleasure and indulgence the accounts of old battles and hard-won wounds with my fingers and my tongue I will come to study the story of your life it’s past
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the-deprived: Story of my life.
sonicallycohesive:“I never imagined I could have a love story as beautiful as the one i have with you, but the day I arrived at the hotel and I saw you, I knew you were the love of my life, really. I remember I once told you that love isn’t hard,
