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capsiclerogers: What If? → Bucky and Rhodey attempt to form a friendship after both their partners ditch them for “secret missions” involving Shawarma, pretzels, hand holding in the park and giggling like school girls. Oh my God. All I want right
karasratworld: Everyone at the expo loooooved Gus. He was such a sweetheart and let everyone snuggle him. Someone gave him a piece of soft pretzel in appreciation and he couldn’t have been happier
geekhyena: goldenevil91: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED That’s so cute *.* Awwwwww!
weejburbles:weejburbles: clownin the amount of drama this doodle has got into and it still pops off every now and againthe power of pretzel i guess
mycuntrytitsandme: fuckyeahfeminists: maxiandapril: In our ongoing mission to prove to the world… . or tumblr that women are accurately portrayed in comics and naturally contort themselves into pretzels on a daily basis, we present to you another
foody-goody: Pretzel Ice Cream (The Sugar Hit)
guardians-of-the-food: Skinny Chocolate Chip Pretzel Cheesecake Bars
chlorogirl: The shitty picture my camera phone can manage, down here in central Texas, almost full eclipse. I’m camped out with cocoa and pretzels :3
omg-yumtastic: (Via: hoardingrecipes.tumblr.com) Peanut Butter Pretzel Ice Cream Pie - Get this recipe and more http://bit.do/dGsN No shame. I would enjoy the fuck out of that. And promptly get sick. But it’d be worth it.
3 days at Disneyland / California Adventure = eating all the treats! Churros, beignets, soft pretzels, dole whips, chocolate filled waffles & tigger tails. Nomnomnom.
artlistedorg: White Chocolate Pretzel Dips With Sprinkles. To subscribe, go to www.EvilFries.com and click Follow at the bottom.
doinghaynes:nutella and pretzels are the best
Food Of The Day-Apple Pie Stuffed Cinnamon Sugar Soft Pretzels
monkeyslavegirl: game-of-owned: symonsez:New sex position called the deepthroat pretzel Babygirl does Yoga just for daddy Holy crap… Lol that is impressive
laughparty: if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
50shades-of-ass: Chocolate pretzel I got the icing!
foodffs: Pepperjack cheese stuffed pretzel bombs!These were fairly easy to make and my first time making any type of bread ever. But I’d like to give a couple pointers that were not said in the link, but told to me by my mom~ Buy new rapid rise yeast!
palekalika: ddlgdoodles: Recipes: Almond matcha cookies Bunny rolls Bunny bait I tried to make this one a little more fun than just fruit and vegetables. I also added things similar to bunny food like cereal, little pretzel bites, and the strawberry
jobhaver: lardcomposite: jobhaver: instead of letting these cows risk breaking their necks trying to climb up walls to eat salt, we should offer them some nice soft pretzels. thats my opinion … ??? theres a popular joke online where the cows climb
e-brat: gamera7:pretzels is the same HE LOOKS EXCTLY RHE SAME
ninetoedsloth: ekaypea:all six genders tag yourself I’m rye chip Square pretzel even though rye chip is the best
striving-artist: nerdeas: Panini man This kid learned about Prohibition and I’m so proud. When they made the sale of alcohol illegal, bars would charge exorbitant fees for pretzels and then throw in a drink for free.
4men-who-like-it-hot: Beach Life Life is good at the beach 🏝 when you have beer 🍺 pretzels 🥨 cherries 🍒 & “salty nuts”!🥜
ate dinner, had some chocolate covered pretzels,oh well. but still nothing like yesterday. counting is a step in the right direction. i’ve done this before and i can do it again. it will just take time. i’m not going for 125 again. that is
lambitymoon: briannacherrygarcia: meghanpotter-thegirlwholived: Crispy M&M’s Will Return To Shelves In 2015 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I AM SO PUMPED FOR AMERICA. ANYBODY ELSE ALMOST CHIP THEIR TEETH ON THAT PRETZEL SHIT?! THIS IS THE BEST!!
sapphicproblems:about 2 months ago i was at the beach with my girlfriend having a picnic n comparing nice shells we had found and i got distracted by how pretty she looked and accidentally put a shell in my mouth instead of a pretzel
quasarkisses: striving-artist: nerdeas: Panini man This kid learned about Prohibition and I’m so proud. When they made the sale of alcohol illegal, bars would charge exorbitant fees for pretzels and then throw in a drink for free. shoutout to my
e-brat: gamera7: pretzels is the same HE LOOKS EXCTLY RHE SAME
perpetual-awkwardness:Homer: “Maybe it’s the beer talking, Marge, but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here urruhuroihcerryredderbeerdon– five dollars?! Get outta here.”Bart: “Wow.”
spookberry:Baby Pretzel looks sooooo much like his mom, a picture of baby Cheesecake on the left for comparison
domtop2u: This boi has leaned the value of being flexible. Being twisted up like a fag-pretzel has exposed his hole, to his SIR’s cock. Exposed his useless cock and little nuts, for his SIR’s amusement. Plus it’s fucking hilarious to watch a sub,
mangoaway: Chocolate french silk pie with pretzel crust, The Frosted Vegan
condytime: zeeshan-zafar: seattleguyfull8: The human pretzel 😏 Wow it’s awesome!!
theencompassingworld: renamonkalou: Geitafoss | Bjørn Pretzel The World Around Us
thecakebar: Festive Chocolate-Dipped Pretzels and Holiday Treat Boxes The other day I mentioned to you guys that I found ribbon candy for Ū.50 at a store called Big Lots. I was so excited! I hadn’t see ribbon candy in like FOREVER! Anyway, I sent
staff: manduhclaire:My pretzel looks like the tumblr logo Yeah, kind of.
kawaiians: kawaiians: kawaiians: if god is real a plate of soft pretzel bites and cheese will appear next to me within the next 30 seconds cmon god im counting on u this time 10 seconds left guess whos an atheist
weaverofstars: I’m buying a pretzel right now and I have to wait for them to make it and the workers here (I’m pretty sure) are talking about me ‘cause they’re standing there looking at me and laughing and it’s not nice and I feel so awkward
canicuputitinurass: Takes a special girl to throat fuck herself w a rubber cock while getting ass fucked as she’s curled herself up like a pretzel, @ least she had the class to sit side saddle…
andrewkaiserphoto: This image reminds me of the fact that I have yet to eat this evening. Don’t ask me why, just trust that it does. So I better get on that. My options include frozen pizza, pretzels. cottage cheese, or maybe some really bad nachos
hidingoutintx: Boy meets girl, girl twist into pretzel, boy fucks the shit out of girl with his mega Dick until he blows all over her face.
let-itbebabygirl: purplekecleon: the Very Important guide on recognizing cat positions I wanna roll into cat bun position and not leave that position ever. Or in he cat pretzel position to sleep in at least.
highlightsforchildren: Try this Easy Soft Pretzel Recipe from High Five! Before You Being: Preheat the oven to 400 degrees Line a cookie sheet with foil and spray with vegetable oil What You Need: Coarse salt Sugar One egg Yeast Flour Instructions:
Three stages of eating a pretzel. Admiration. The Kill. Bliss. #WetzelsPretzels
maxiandapril: In our ongoing mission to prove to the world… . or tumblr that women are accurately portrayed in comics and naturally contort themselves into pretzels on a daily basis, we present to you another one of our daily life photos. Here
sickpage: pretzel-bread: sickpage: Tamara Lichtenstein when McDonalds messes up my order “What makes you brave is your willingness to live through your terrible life and hold your head up high the next day. So don’t live life in fear. Because
malroomys: it may look like i am lost in the process of analysing monet’s surreal art , but rlly i’m just thinking about how mch i want a pretzel
![geekhyena: goldenevil91: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED That’s so cute *.* Awwwwww!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/306d3333ceacc1e212759d6c0ef98338/tumblr_mnhaexrVuw1s9j50do2_r1_250.gif)
