the pretzel
NSFW Tumblr
find the pretzel on porn pin board
the pretzel clips
youarenotyou: chokesngags: simplydalektable: bakeddd: warm chocolate chip cookie stuffed soft pretzels click here for recipe WHAT THE FUCK PARDON Good god
burgerlords: For: cassowary27, rollthatsound, littlemisskilmister & wolfsheart95…a Wendy’s Bacon Pretzel Burger! Also, Tumblr please add an “@” feature. Thanks you’re the best!
malroomys: it may look like i am lost in the process of analysing monet’s surreal art , but rlly i’m just thinking about how mch i want a pretzel
laughparty: if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
webs-we-weave: communistgothparty: so i got tagged by webs-we-weave to post my last 6 played albums and i gotta say……………. this is so embarrassing. im such an emo pretzel. anyway, i tag dravensnight & iultron this is the most emo thing
sleepybbe:really in the mood to be folded like a pretzel and having my guts rearranged 🙂
haleighceeclark: As he opened the door he was stunned, but not because he walked in on a powerful, hunky boy bending and twisting his darling wife like a pretzel. No, he was awed because of how casually, and wickedly she glanced at him as if to say “you
eyeslikeraine: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED This is solo fucking cute omfg
:Kinda want to worship the ground she walks on, kinda want to fold her like a pretzel and use her like a toy.
my takes on a zavok and zazz (whos anatomy im too lazy to fix rn)
![eyeslikeraine: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED This is solo fucking cute omfg](https://64.media.tumblr.com/306d3333ceacc1e212759d6c0ef98338/tumblr_mnhaexrVuw1s9j50do2_r1_250.gif)
