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cherubesque: trying my best to dress up like tricia lange from rick & morty ❤️ big bouncy boobies? check 🍈🍈 long brown hair? check 👩🏽✨ being desperate for “that penis in the foreskin kind of love”? check 🍆😋💦 my
sex-obsessed-lesbian: thestoryofaslut: sex-obsessed-lesbian: ellaenchanting: anightlybarmitzvahinthemix: potrix-the-queerschlaeger: kcsplace: themightytor: voce-morti: psychosis–suggestions: Therapists aren’t people who you “pay to pretend
speakezee: lockheart133: cherubesque: trying my best to dress up like tricia lange from rick & morty ❤️ big bouncy boobies? check 🍈🍈 long brown hair? check 👩🏽✨ being desperate for “that penis in the foreskin kind of love”? check 🍆😋💦
parkdaleart: Man there are a lot of Rick & Morty waifus that I’ve been wanting to draw but DAMN M8 STACY TAKES THE CAKE. I guess there really was a sex dungeon in there. SHE DESERVED BETTER DAMMIT
leftupleft: Ken Sugimori’s rejected designs for Pokémon (1997) I’m pretty sure two out of the three are now Pokemon anyway. And that guy looks like an irritating offspring of Morty. Sugimori is so great.
philophile: zheida: ollieosa: leader-morty: swaggabastard: zealman: theclockspider: A creepy short film by pixar. oh god, what?! holy SHIT WHAT omfg AS IF DOLLS WERENT SCARY ENOUGH jesus christ pixar how nice of you to cover up the sheer
coldinspace: cartoon nerds.
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slashysmiley: Quick Piece of Beth and Summer from the season Finale of Rick and Morty.
doomsday519: Boy Morty, I really Cronenberg'd the world up, didn't I?
freedricksanchez: One Transformation Sequence… . Trust me dont look at the frame by frame.Morty and Beth get to witness this … .beauty.PS: Rick has a scar of where he got shot at.
morticia-smith: Morty: The Vindicators don’t like us because of you RickRick:
tall-morty: Gifs to shut down the meanies.
muhdaughter: A song about the genocide of all carbon-based life has never sounded so nice. Thanks, Rick and Morty!
casual-suffering: What if the life were living rn is like that roy video game and when we die we’ll wake up as Morty
itscomp-rick-cated: znjacobs: Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Galactic Federation custody, drawn on the AnonDraw (www.anondraw.com) website. A+++
captainsnoop: i’m not saying that rick and morty fans are the new bronies, because nothing will ever compare to bronies. nobody will ever compare to legions of grown adult men trying to fuck cartoon horses. but i will say that bronies never stabbed
labellavita13: funky-cosmonaut: Will never NOT reblog. This sounds like something the creators of Rick and Morty wrote lmao
cherubesque: trying my best to dress up like tricia lange from rick & morty ❤️big bouncy boobies? check 🍈🍈long brown hair? check 👩🏽✨being desperate for “that penis in the foreskin kind of love”? check 🍆😋💦my instagram
hamsterhats: these kids should’ve been at The Creepy Morty
gintoki23: Post Pocket Mortys Series: Morticia Morticia’s Honesty Hour Story <<PREVIOUS FIRST NEXT>> Two updates in under 3 days?! :O Well, this one is pretty short. Had to do it this short cause if I combined it with the next update, it’ll
hamsburger: these kids should’ve been at The Creepy Morty
nielspeterdejong: So after Alori visited Morty for a quick rump, their mutuall friend Zarnerae (Rae for short ^^) decided that she wanted a piece of the action as well :) And ofcourse, she is well versed in Gilnean customs regardling slutty blood elf
trip-with-the-sky:Rick and Morty
mashedupart: Rick and Morty + Back to the Future
rawr-its-red: julianaegley: thefutureisbroken: mother—mortis: Can we just. Always reblog. Welp, it’s Halloween… Seems kinda obligatory, don’t it? (Sidenote: I may or may not have a tradition of performing the Time Warp every time I
youprettyskunk: jaystar94: How you felt at the beginning of every Pokemon game is this rick & morty
tenebraris-et-mortis: Mathematical Model of The Surface z = 3a(x2 - y2) - (x3 + y3) - Alexander Crum Brown [1900]
lwdwnlrettabrown: reigncptjack: judgeanon: darkbeastcaarl: smollmort: deranged-black-kitten: Part 1 of a Rick and Morty reading of some court transcripts from Georgia (word-for-word, this is directly from the court documents). Note: I didn’t
thisismouseface: sinningforsanchez: @thisismouseface draw rick in this wubbalubbadubdub kill me
bogleech:speaking of Gary and his Demons here’s some quality Sphinx-Based HumorThis show is kind of like everything Rick and Morty wanted (and largely failed) to be. The humor is wacky and has an energetic improv feel (possibly actually improv) but
chokesngags: deranged-black-kitten: Part 1 of a Rick and Morty reading of some court transcripts from Georgia (word-for-word, this is directly from the court documents). Note: I didn’t get all of it cause my phone was running out of space. This
artbybonitaapplebum: rissastinsonwest: the1movement: melaninmedicine: apetitefordisaster: himai: thepinkcornmoon: nya-kin: “issa egg” im fucking dying fam This shit is hilarious. The Rick and Morty reference threw me for a loop lol LMFAOOO
ambs56150: constantsexonthebrain: daddyscaliprincess: awesomeabduction: fuckedfuhdaze: 8herecomesthesun8: mother—mortis: Can we just. i can’t not reblog this LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN !!! It’s just a jump to your left ambs56150
fordtato: If you’re not reading the Rick and Morty comics, I recommend you start!
deadend: stunnerpony: I don’t know what this is, but it’s the best thing ever xD Rick and morty.
super-rickfan-bitch: Rick and Morty Book One has a recording that plays when you open the front cover
bogleech: kramergate: kramergate: kramergate: my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs
spacethomasjefferson: deranged-black-kitten: Part 1 of a Rick and Morty reading of some court transcripts from Georgia (word-for-word, this is directly from the court documents). Note: I didn’t get all of it cause my phone was running out of space.
thatsthat24: zahliailhaz: miny-morty: Let the kids be ! This reminds me of thatsthat24’s boy princess female warrior thing Looove this!!!!
pragmaticinsanity: sadvat0: This is probably the coolest billboard ive ever seen Omg THis is inCreadible #Rick and Morty
pokemon-hentai-blog: Here’s some Morty with my absolutely favorite girl from the games.~
imabrickshithouse: rioki89: thedaywedied: harukoblog: Looks like that zombie had a bad case… ….of rigor mortis. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! One might even say he… Died hard…. This is…I can’t…what the…just…nope. Nope. It was
ninjara:whilst virgin nerds are out there watching rick and morty, i, the attractive chad, am at home in bed dickin’ shorty
houseatfangirlcorner: rickor-mortis: WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO I AM SO CONFUSED????
sort: ichimatsu: osomatsu-san is the rick and morty of anime fanbases
mendelwife: petty-petty-petty-petty: potrix-the-queerschlaeger: kcsplace: themightytor: voce-morti: psychosis–suggestions: Therapists aren’t people who you “pay to pretend to care about you”, therapists are people you pay to teach you
g1988: NOW AVAILABLE ONLINE: the paintings and prints from Cuddly Rigor Mortis’s new exhibit “Happy Hour” are now online and purchasable. Check out this incredible exhibit, filled with adorable and impressive works based on your local bar’s spirits
darkartz: cedricsweetwater: thegalaxyfoxx: hentai-ass: Important This is literally my favorite show! I wanna see more of the Rick and Morty fans showing love after this Summer. Next season’s gonna be awesome! JULY 26 IS SOOOO CLOSE
dodrio: If you’ve never watched Rick and Morty please let this convince you. It’s even better when you consider one dude does all the voices except for Jon’s.
bogleech: speaking of Gary and his Demons here’s some quality Sphinx-Based HumorThis show is kind of like everything Rick and Morty wanted (and largely failed) to be. The humor is wacky and has an energetic improv feel (possibly actually improv) but
accidental-muse:weirdness-is-good:memory-mortis:weirdness-is-good:This picture of Jim Carrey and Nicolas Cage has a cursed aura about it. Like Jim is showing Cage the opening to hell and unspeakable horrors and Jim just thinks it’s funny while Cage
elfinlad:Morti✨I’m still being fickle about what color I wanna have him dye his hair in the comic, but I think I’m digging this bc it stands out from his outfits so much
bolto: fudgenomnomnom: what the fuck guys he looks like when yall draw rick from rick and morty hot
morticia-smith: You know what’s pretty wild?I love Rick and Morty. It’s one of my favorite shows and I’ve seen every episode more times then I would even care to admit. I’ve made too many shitposts to count and I constantly sing the shows’