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diary-ofametalhead: In the endless forest Of impaled corpses Dining in the midst of howls Amongst the blood and bowels Savor the stench - Pallor Mortis, Savor the Stench Yes Peter, this is what I do with the shirts you give me lmao.
trashy-thrasher: In the endless forest Of impaled corpses Dining in the midst of howls Amongst the blood and bowels Savor the stench - Pallor Mortis, Savor the Stench Yes Peter, this is what I do with the shirts you give me lmao.
ninsegado91: rudolflyn: I had been working on this quickie for about a day thinking I will have it ready before the new episode on Saturday….then the new episode of Rick and Morty happened. Happy for more Rick and Morty, but I still feel cheated out
cappycodeart: Morty Morty from the 80sI will continue to draw this crossover and no one can stop me
crime-time: 5 weird things that happen after you die1. Your cells burst open. The process in which the human body decomposes starts just minutes after death. When the heart stops beating, we experience algor mortis, or the “death chill,” when the
lumistra: The heat Despite her breasts and belly rapidly swelling to almost double their size since the last encounter, the draenei wanted more of the freakishly large worgen. For my boy Morty and his friend Neira. 1080p Radah is a good girl! <3
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I am alive! Alive, I tell you!
Simpsons South Park did it!
What arrr you afraid of?
theshiningd2: unionhack: Remember that time when Rick was in Code Lyoko like ~10 years before Rick and Morty even aired THEIR HEADS MORTY, THEY’RE HUGE LIKE THE BIGGEST GODDAMN FOREHEADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN, MORTY *BURP*
free-ricksanchez: free-ricksanchez: free-ricksanchez: uberfagola: windwake-me-up-inside: luxwing: [Rick Sanchez voice] Oh shit M-Morty, h-h-here here come the *uuurp* h-heterosexuals rick knows that he, morty, summer, etc. are all heterosexual,
scaliepost-generator:hey so like yanno that stripper alien from rick and morty? the hot one? the hot lizard one? yanno the one that was pink and a lizard???? with the aSs?????? the only good thing about rick and morty??? Yeah!!
nitesart: nitesart: Stream results! Taffy- @chalodillo Rabbit Morty - Rick and Morty Froggy - SweetMallasses All other bunnies belong to their respective owners (since I don’t remember them..sorreh) Thanks to all for coming!! Reblog for the day people!
venomkid-64: lordmegatroll-dicc: IN BEFORE IT IS A MEME!!!!!!!! So i watched the last episode of season three for rick and morty…. all i took away from it is there is a hot stripper dinosaur in the club scene and I had the compusion to have morty
foolofworms: sapphzeal: closerickcounters: gooey-draws-shit: What The F U CK IS THIS OH MY GOD AHAAHA They have done it and im ded ”M-MORTY GET THE C-CANDY” “AWW JEES RICK I FEEL FUNNY” “ITS BECAUSE YOU’RE A BOOTLEG NOW MORTY. Y-YOU’RE
moomyclam:Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys
20somethingandstilllost: You don’t miss me, you just miss the person who loved you so much you didn’t have to love them back. Morty (Rick and Morty)
yenasmatik: Grandma!Agatha helping Morty catch his first pokemon at the Bell Tower. (This scene comes from a French LJ RP where I played Morty.) First traditional drawing with a background. I’m still having trouble not going over the lines, and the
gigantilewd: The background stripper from the last Rick & Morty episode of the season. I felt the need to contribute with some art myself! There’s so many multiverses, therefore this gotta happen in one of em… right? I also feel the need that
tastylemons99: so, hey, look I have done a Rick & Morty wallpaper for ur Phoneand extra the Rick and Morty’s heads for icon and u can use them with credit.reblogs are apreciated.
browniepops: “Rae is Morty’s lover and the mother of several of his kids, and she has paid plenty of visits to him in the past: http://nielspeterdejong.tumblr.com/post/143181158130/so-after-alori-visited-morty-for-a-quick-rump They decided to let
nielspeterdejong: “Morty had known the three lovely ladies he spend the night with for a while now. Rae the warlock, Amun the rogue and trader, and Alori the paladin. They had a number of pleasant encounters in the past. Becoming more frequent as their
beautiful-kitty: Rick&Morty Black Tees Crazy Rock&Morty School Isn’t A Place For Smart People Science Ricky&Morty Peace Among World Open Your Eyes Look, We Are On The T-shirt Peace Among Worlds Pull You Up FREE RICK I’m Sorry,
mortem-et-necromantia: Vincenzo Piccini is the only clothed mummy in the Chiesa Dei Morti of the Confraternity of Buona Morte in Urbania, Italy. He is dressed in the robes of the religious order he was a member of and he wears the silver badge of Death.
rick-and-morty-theories: pocketlikeyoustoleit: Can we please appreciate the fact that Krombopulous Michael, the merciless assassin, gave Rick a cake on his birthday this was oddly adorable ok Woops, Morty killed someone Rick may have liked
sir-dippinsauce: Y-y-you think all species of intelligent life have binary genders, Morty? Well you’re wrong! What, are-are you gonna go traipsing around the fuckin'—the fucking universe, Morty, the whole universe—and only be attracted to members
tentaclecuddles: i drew all my favorite mortys from pocket mortys ;v; also practice replicating the style. im trying
cavalier-renegade: kawaiitriot: Someone told me that the scene from Rick & Morty where buff Rick & buff Summer beat up the Devil is on the TV in the background of the Justice League trailer; and that sounded like total bullshit until I checked
moomyclam: Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys
q-pixel:Honestly??? Releasing a new episode of Rick and Morty on April 1st with no prior warning or trailers is the most Rick and Morty thing to ever happen.
thegirlfromthesouth:darthamidalas-deactivated202104:no thoughts……just this tiktok dog named morty“meet morty, a special needs rescue with a neurological gait. he’s very happy and walks like this all the time” ~ig/tiktok
laur-rants: Aww Jeez Rick, who are they?!It’s the hip, 1980s versions of us Morty! Weee-uuurrp We’re BASED Off of them, Morty!OOOOHHH!! Celebrating October 21st, 2015 with the meeting of Doc and Marty and their most successful fan AU counterparts.
great-collapsing-hrung-disaster: badmadwolf: shouldnt: WHAT IS THIS no seriously what is this Aw, man, have you not seen Rick and Morty?!?!? Holy shit. Rick and Morty is the most hilarious and also unrelentingly bleak and also strangely hopeful show,
mortem-et-necromantia:Vincenzo Piccini is the only clothed mummy in the Chiesa Dei Morti of the Confraternity of Buona Morte in Urbania, Italy. He is dressed in the robes of the religious order he was a member of and he wears the silver badge of Death.
thekawaiifirek: Rick&Morty Black Tees Crazy Rock&Morty School Isn’t A Place For Smart People Science Ricky&Morty Peace Among World Open Your Eyes Look, We Are On The T-shirt Peace Among Worlds Pull You Up FREE RICK I’m Sorry,
higher-order: Dude in a Rick & Morty shirt: imagine how peaceful and rational the world would be without religion. McDonalds: *releases meme sauce* Dude in a Rick & Morty shirt:
pixalry: Rick and Morty - Created by Felix TindallPart of the upcoming Official Rick & Morty show for Gallery1988.
vraik: So in a moment of weakness I bought the two available Rick & Morty comics (which proved, despite my worries, to be an excellent choice). And I was reading along through issue 2, which sees Rick and Morty (that’s C-132 Rick and Morty) sentenced
ehayes87: Rick and Morty storyboards - The Ricks Must be Crazy And here, we have the most fucked up thing I’ve ever boarded lol. Enjoy! [Art belongs to me, Adult Swim, and Rick and Morty LLC.]
pizza-supper: theshiningd2: unionhack: Remember that time when Rick was in Code Lyoko like ~10 years before Rick and Morty even aired THEIR HEADS MORTY, THEY’RE HUGE LIKE THE BIGGEST GODDAMN FOREHEADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN, MORTY *BURP*
charlesoberonn: I like how in the season 1 finale Rick just wanted to have fun and Morty was the party pooper who was too serious.And in the season 2 finale Rick wanted nothing to do with the party and Morty just wanted him to have fun.And in both cases
What do you mean this isnt how it went
cracked: An average episode of Back To The Future: The Animated Series played out like Rick And Morty episodes Adult Swim rejected for being too bleak. Don’t believe us? The pilot for the series starts with Doc’s younger son Verne stealing the time
oswaldz: getrricked: getrricked: au where rick is squidward and morty is spongebob and they go through everything that happened in the “hash slinging slasher” episode GO MORTY EATS A “BOMB” PIE AND RICK DOES ALL OF THE THINGS ON MORTY’S
tredlocity: geistygeist: There’s going to be a Rick and Morty mobile game in the style of Pokemon. Guess who does the fighting. What happened to this Rick’s Morty? Everyone make tragic backstories about Super Fan Rick right now.
fluttershythekind: Rick and Morty Commission I was asked to make a Commission of Rick and Morty with their boyfriend included in some way for a Valentine’s Day present. So I felt it would be fitting to have the guys fending off some sort of creature
fakesuepisodes: Prick and Morty: Warp Speed Rick and Morty have returned to Beach City in search of the Gems! The Galactic Federation is hot on their tails and they need a chunk of the Cluster to power a machine that’ll wipe any memory of Rick and
goingdownmycase: My piece for the Rick and Morty Fanzine Mortys, Mortys everywhere Thanks for the support everyone! <3
plutosafuckingplanetbitch:The thing I love most about this scene is that the second Rick gives Morty his collar, there is no new dot, not another rickle in time. Rick was absolutely certain about saving Morty, no matter what.
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![ehayes87: Rick and Morty storyboards - The Ricks Must be Crazy And here, we have the most fucked up thing I’ve ever boarded lol. Enjoy! [Art belongs to me, Adult Swim, and Rick and Morty LLC.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c05c004ba4e34da51f2c602f4fa5abd6/f81c521ce4e0a040-8a/s512x512u_c1/ba36be3aa3a238878f3378b29b75477f833f3eee.png)
