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A while back I was reading something where someone was lamenting how we never got much of a backstory for BoJack’s dad while they went in depth into his mom’s backstory and they went on a rant that was basically like “of course they want us to like
hashtagdion: finaldisciple: therealklt: Praying is swell and all, but you can also preemptively donate to Hurricane Patricia relief organizations, such as ShelterBox or the Red Cross so that Mexico can receive immediate assistance. And please feel free
homojabi: Brown moms who work all day and come home and cook and clean and do more work and take care of families and put themselves second or third or fifth are the backbone of our society and deserve more than they get.
eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okaybut thenthat is my dad with a pigeon on his head.SO OF COURSE MY REACTION
brutal-whore-degrader: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the sluttiest mom of all?
veganbutt: awwww-cute: So a family of opossums walked out in front of me All aboard the mom bus D'AW! xoxoxoxoxoxo SO CUTE!
artofnighthead:And of course I had to draw Square Mom, the best of them all!
compromisedanalintegrity: like, just on a really simple level without getting into the gendered aspect of it, please ask children/adults whether they have a mother or father before being like “does your mom…?” or you know etc etc like I haven’t
my brother recently showed me a bunch of photos of his friend and him embracing each other in a hot tub. These pictures were introduced with him saying, “Hey, guess what [given name], I got to christen the hot tub before Mom and Dad did.”
momshouseofsluts: When Mom picked me up from school, she simply tossed me the keys and said “Drive”. She hadn’t masturbated all day and couldn’t wait any longer. Needless to say,I took the long way home. ;-)
realcollegecuckcake: cuckqueanfetish: Click Here for More Posts Like This! I want to make all the cuckqueans and pathetic moms and betagirls wear one of these.
lauraannegilman: voidbat: disappointed-pero-not-surprised: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares
guroigirlie: I have a weird theory about Steven’s mom in Steven Universe. What if Rose Quartz is a gem fusion of all three gems? That would explain why she was so tall AND why the gems are taking care of Steven. Plus, they said that gems lose their
gemfuck:On this week’s episode of Steven Universe, Thursday, March 5 at 6:30 p.m. (ET/PT)… “Marble Madness ” – Steven and the Gems encounter another droid from space
dr-whiteman: kingdom-harsh: a-very-madoka-christmas: hamsturfinnur: age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure #except for the mom in the first picture. she died oh oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE
bad-dominicana: blacqnblond: Shout out to all the PoC children who survived either or both of these two fucking tubs of viscous hell.
laguz-stone:“…Yes, I’m sure of it. Ike will definitely find reasons for us to fight and live. He’ll pick the right path. I won’t have to tell him anything. All we have to do is believe in Ike and follow him…to the end.”
familysexisfantastic: Oh daddy I love the feel of your cock inside me. So glad mom left you and I have you all to myself. You are the best lover a girl could have
darkgreyclouds: the best thing is once again he gets to fight alongside the greatest hero of all, his mom 💖
urbancatfitters: tumblr giveaway of thirty iphones my mom bought me. i just have so many iphones i’m giving them away. also a gold watch. i also have four brand new macbook pros lying in my house i’m giving those away too. also one of my kidneys.
privatefamilytime: Mom enjoys flashing me in different places because she knows the possibility of getting caught gets us so revved up we’re all over each other the moment we get home.
jehovahhthickness:I can’t wait to be a geriatric mom lmaooo I was the last one in my family to have kids–had my oldest at 27–and my kids have had it the easiest out of all their cousins. Not only that, but because I waited I lived better
soccer-mom-marie-2: I was reading through all of your sexy messages and couldn’t help but play with myself…share if the thought of me masturbating for you is hot
beachdancer: Working at home wow hi mom you have been looking at porn,,,,,,,,,,,,no i have been thinking about you when i saw you get out of the shower the other day all toned up and that cock wow i have,nt been able to think about anything else, and
captainmazikeen: emiett: I like to think that Akito tries to be a better person after the end of Fruits Basket but tends to slip into old habits when around the zodiac members and then when Tohru shows up they get all frantic like “OH NO MOM’S
ohdeviantart: zombielustbloodlace: melstringerart: Indirect Disrespect comic for RAVE magazine EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY My mom does the first one ALL OF THE TIME
huffingtonpost: It was a moment Anthony Carbajal will never forget: standing on the stage of one of TV’s most popular talk shows, fighting for a cause that touches him and his family profoundly. All while his mom looked proudly on. Watch Anthony and
brothersisterfathermother: The only thought in my mind, popping up between the waves of pleasure running through me, was “How could Mom have left him, and given me Dad’s cock all for myself?”
I asked my mom about the past yesterday. She didn’t quite understand me but once I simmer it down, she was able too give me her response. I asked her “if dad give you another chance, out of all the chances you both gave each others, would
wickedmonkey77: family-goods: I’m sick of all these young chicks and their bald pussies. I’ll take my mom’s warm and furry any day! Next time. Just leave it in… Less mess and the joy of watching mommies belly grow.
black rappers get criticized for their misogyny and objectification of women in their music but Eminem writes songs about wanting to murder his mom and the mother of his child and critics are all “I feel you man."
Like almost two years ago, my dad stole a bunch of money from my brother and tried to blame it on me. He broke the lock on my door kicking it in and told me to “go tell the truth” but like, my mom receives his bank statements and that day
thirstyyoungstud: My mom is such a slut for my cock. I know that whenever she puts on lingerie she’s in the mood to get fucked until she can’t walk straight. Unlike the girls of my age she loves when I force her down and cum all over her face and
tigerfan371: When mom yelled for me to come in the bathroom I figured she had forgotten her towel. Then she told me to get in. I was shocked. After all she’s usually an uptight prude. I got the surprise of a lifetime. Then I got to fuck her every way
momsonincestblog: Our spoken rule was that I could never cum inside due to the risk of pregnancy. But the unspoken rule was that I pump all my cum into mom’s pussy each and every opportunity I got.
cindytightass: Being fragile blond long haired boi, living only with his mom who loved to bring some black guys over all the time had its effect on me…at the age of 17 mommy discovered my crossdresing fetish and decided to support me in it, so for
katie-md: Remember this little guy? He’s all grown up now! Baby avocado is repotted and ready for spring :)So the quote of the day would be:“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” - Erma Bombeckp.s. mom, if you are reading this:
curvalicious77: mistertilmonjr: nudebbwpics: Hi, I’m 32 yo busty, single mom whose boyfriend just left her for some skinny twat. I’m here to show the world curvy ladies in all their glory, in hope other people appreciate the sexiness of women with
artofnighthead: And of course I had to draw Square Mom, the best of them all!
athanatosora: Extra Headcanon/AU notes (for the curious): Inko isn’t aggressive nor is she all that intimidating, she just moms everyone. And that within itself has the makings of a terrifying individual. She is also extremely determined when she wants
seasalt-popstar: Riku: We do have a family photo. It’s the only one we have of all four of us before Mom died.
milffuckmeat: I couldn’t believe it when mom took off her bikini and spent the day naked in front of all of us.
jovan: babydreamgirl: algrenion: true story apparently im the “embarrassing mom” friend I’m the grimes poster I’m FKA Twigs
Really mad at all the steps I need to go through just to claim the last of my mom’s stuff. It’s been about 2 or 3 years now, why can’t they just give it to me and not charge me a small fortune and make me go to court. Hell, there’s a good chance
jawn-imbored: contentbabe: i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all
kingdom-harsh: a-very-madoka-christmas: hamsturfinnur: age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure #except for the mom in the first picture. she died oh oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE NOW? JESUS CHRIST
reddlr-gonewild: To all the mothers of the world, I salute your love and your beauty; thank you (f)or making life possible. Blessed to know so many wonderful moms!
skimpymoms: While driving mom to work this morning, she accidentally spilled coffee all over herself. She took off her dress and rode the rest of the way in her bra and panties.
theguiltywife: Married, two kids, stay at home mom… that just made the thought of fucking her all the more exciting for him
familyincest345: incestishalal: After returning home the sight of my mom’s ass takes away all the tiredness. Yummy Mummy
genlamar: the-glokage: When you broke & start having flashbacks of all the shit you bought on my moms this me
chemicalguys: The best colorless and odorless Fabric Protectant….Freshly sealed new furniture at my moms house. Now offering fabric guard services. Vacuum, clean, prep and seal of all fabric surfaces- furniture, interior of cars, headboards, suede,
soccer-mom-marie: Happy TT from the office 🙋🏼 Boring da Tara 😘 For the love of PPF! That doesn’t look at all like a boring office to me @taracpl 😳😘
nudebbwpics: Hi, I’m 32 yo busty, single mom whose boyfriend just left her for some skinny twat. I’m here to show the world curvy ladies in all their glory, in hope other people appreciate the sexiness of women with some meat on them :). Curvy Sex
do you ever feel like garbage rightttt outta the blue like it just punches you right in the face like HEY what’s up I’m bad feelings, here to fuck with your day