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My mom made me the coolest coasters ever to show off my #beautiful #family to all of my friends! What a nice #Easter gift from my biggest fan of all!!!!
daughterlover:“Um Daddy… How come you’ve never tried to fuck me? Heaps of my friends get fucked by their dads all the time, so what’s the big deal? I mean, I won’t tell Mom or anything. It’s only incest. Come on, look at me Dad. This is all
bigtitstoabuse: self-bondagettes: hooked into balance of power Eric never expected to see his friend’s mom tied up in the middle of her living room. She would wait for him all shaved and horny, the ropes folded on the small coffee desk so he could
asshleyxd: helentranistheshit: The son is fucked up badly. But the mother still didn’t blame him. The love of a Mother to her children. This made me cry :’( because all i have left is my mom and all she have left is me… Stupidd sonn D:
Thank you all for the cat name suggestions! <3 Tbh there wasn’t any that I wouldn’t like, the choice was hard~I showed them all to my mom and we chose Kita (>Ѡ<)
Lately I’ve been wanting to check out the Five Nights at Freddy’s series for some reason. I’ve never played past the first night of the first game but it always seemed like the series would be my kind of thing (a horror game with cute
I get my son tomorrow. He’s a big vato just like me, he’s def not the runt of the litter but I already love him. So expect a lot of pics with him posing with some of y’all baby moms!!! Much thanks to the homie @tattedzeus and the man himself over
Mannn I’m feeling out of it today I took a 4 hour nap out of no where and then took like 3 small 30 mins naps each after that and now it’s 10 pm and I’m still so sleepyyyy dozing off all around the house idk what’s going on but I’m exhausted
bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom
I was thinking about how all the grandkids on my mom’s side of the family don’t have our shit together and I was like Heh /we’re in this together/
mokishie: When she saw the fluttering frills on the jellyfish that looked like a princess’ dress she said, “All girl’s can be beautiful princesses when they grow up.” Mom, you were right. Here in the metropolis of Tokyo, there are a lot of princesses.
familydiary:Happy mother’s day to all the amazing mothers around the world. We love you all, without you there would be no sons and daughters and most of all, no incest. Love you mom
My Mom told me I’d never regret hiring her as my PA. And she’s right - I never have. She takes care of me in all the ways necessary for me to be calm and focused and an effective executive. Best of all, she went back to her maiden name when
lorrenabee: zeloserwilder: I’M SO MAD MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY
scanlenseliza: Everybody thought I’d gone crazy. The cops, my mom, everybody. But you see, they all missed the point of the story. I wasn’t crazy. But when I was holding the shotgun, it all became clear. I realized for the first time my one true
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY all the MoMs Yall Are All Super and Deserve every form of recognition for the work that yall put in ..Heres 2 you all…BLESS UP 🙏 https://www.instagram.com/p/CAAfw_eFgP2/?igshid=5gavxcuahcrk
My mom is telling me how she’s hurt that I left the way I did. And all I’m thinking is nope, I don’t care, I’m not regretting this decision after all the bullshit you and the rest of this family have put me through for twenty-one
ms-oedipussex:IT’S MOTHER-SON BREEDING SEASON! All across the country, sons are going back to school and college. What better souvenir of the summer’s fun you two had than to give Mom a little 9-month reminder of you for her while you’re away? Nobody
milly-aubrey-mommy: Mom, can I keep her?? Can I keep her please?!?!Oh, all right Sweetie. But make sure you keep her in your room. You know how your father gets when you leave your toys all over the place. Be a follower of Mommy Milly’s Mansion12,000
therobotmonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover
partybarackisinthehousetonight: HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post:This entire line of discussion makes me so upset. If they see Steven as another form of Rose, similar to a fusion form, how must they feel when Steven refers to her as his mom, or asks questions about her
zeloserwilder: zeloserwilder: I’M SO MAD MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY
daddybreedingteens: I met her at the mall. She was waiting for her mom to pick her up in the family mini-van. I tempted her with a life in service to my cock, one free of classes and homework and grades and all of the pressures of high school life, one
chlorokin: So all weekend at work we’ve been able to forego the usual uniform polo shirt, in favor of red, white and blue attire in honor of Memorial Day. Here’s yesterday’s look, almost sort of ‘50s housewife meets modern day soccer mom, but
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
we-are-team-free-will: sleepy-spirits: did i tell you guys how i changed all the woords i could think of to “nyoom” on my moms phone THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST OF ALL TIME
familydiary: Happy mother’s day to all the amazing mothers around the world. We love you all, without you there would be no sons and daughters and most of all, no incest. Love you mom
incestblogmommy: At first, mom wasnt happy to be my newest cumslut, but gradually she began to be turned on by the thought of carrying her sons babies. We’re on our third now and all she wants to do is present her fat ass to me at all times of the
brothersisterfathermother: After Mom left, I wound up being the only woman left in the house to take care of Dad and both of my brothers. This led to the creation of “play time” in which all three of them get what they need to get done, done, so
breedingboom: Having a breeder as a mom can be difficult a lot of times. After all, I have to share my room with 5 of my over 30 siblings, and food and other necessities were always in short supply. But all of that means nothing, because the perks of
deelaundry: danielkanhai: i was cleaning my room at home and i found a box my mom kept full of all my school work from when i was little. one of the things in there was this list from kindergarten. on the 100th day of school we did all these “100”
Infinite List of Favourite Movies | The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories.
bugeye7: ….Honey….this is the your big moment….I invited all the women in our family to watch you….masturbate…..once the word of MY NO PUSSY RULE got around…..all the girls…including your Mom….want to see for themselves….it’s okay
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zeloserwilder: I’M SO MAD MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE
felixgattogigio: I’m a lucky guy. My mom is a very hot girl, full of boiling. My body attracts the very young. All I know about love between man and woman, I learned from her. I still have to learn. I know that I have a great teacher. Mom is just
I assume Steboni’s the type of kid that who wishes she could eat all the candy, then can’t because her cavityphobic mom takes it away, then eats it all the second she finds where it’s hidden. Then Regrets it. Then does it again next year.
my mom just said I’m prone to yeast infections because I wear tight pants FUCKING TIGHT PANTS I’ve been wearing skirts and dresses and shorts and shit all fucking summer and all of a sudden itchy vagina is from tight pants???????? I asked
Harumistuck - Beta Version all together! And here’s a photoset of all my beta kid cosplays! This was SO much fun! Thank you everyone for the compliments and especially for suggesting to me to do this. And a big thank you to my mom who took all the
claimedjane: Of all of the things about my body….I am most proud of its ability to conceive, gestate and nurture. I wear the stretch marks, wrinkles and “mom pooch” proudly.
we put a lot of undue burden on women to be responsible for men at all times. it’s unfair and it’s ridiculous. men do not need to be babysat; they need to be held responsible for themselves and their own actions. it is not a woman’s fault when a
discount-supervillain: I assume Steboni’s the type of kid that who wishes she could eat all the candy, then can’t because her cavityphobic mom takes it away, then eats it all the second she finds where it’s hidden. Then Regrets it. Then does it
strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain
maureen-single-mom-emotions: Reminds me first of how my late husband used to tease me that he trained me to prefer being put on all 4’s.. but then the rest of the pictures remind me of how much he loved to change positions keeping me from a much needed
thedalekmaster: we-are-team-free-will: sleepy-spirits: did i tell you guys how i changed all the woords i could think of to “nyoom” on my moms phone THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST OF ALL TIME NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET
kowabungalow: of all the things I expected throughout the series, Lin being Mako’s cool boss/adopted mom was not one of them, but it’s definitely my favorite. Calls him “kid.” Probably calls him “son”. Tries to get him out of shitty jobs.