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dcu: The Truth about 1938 is: Superman didn’t go around beating up cars. I made all that up. The first issue was just an introduction to Superman. Now for this week’s 2 Truths and a Lie.  The Year is 1939:  Batman was introduced in Detective Comics
themasterpupil:psl: theincredibleflo: My lie detector hasn’t detected any lies on this one nigga Sinbad reiterating that realness. this why we (as Black males) gotta protect and look out for the welfare of Black girls and women. remind the Black
dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives: decembermornings: waterforchocolate: suck-my-wand: CAN THIS HAPPEN I cant even lie; this casting would be amazingly spot on. YOUNG JAMES. HELL TO THE FREAKING YES. I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being
slimetony: saintsther: slimetony: I managed to eat from a golden corral buffet for 3 days by covering myself in moss and moving very slowly. they couldn’t detect me that is a blatant lie Randy. the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing
pochowek: psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the
pulpwrit3r:anaisrosso:lor210:tkthegoddess:😏💋Facts. I wonder how long it took the church to take that sign down though.Zero lies detected! 😄Hmmmmm 🤔Accurate……
huxblush: Me: I love villains. Thanos: hi Me: absolutely not go fuck yourself
expressions-of-nature: Saturn Moon Harbors Ocean, Raising Possibility of Life (by Marc Kaufman via National Geographic) : An ocean detected on Saturn’s moon Enceladus lies between ice and rock about 25 to 30 miles (40 to 48 kilometers) below the
inkblotdemon:this bit where Abed fucking destroys the autistic detective trope in like thirty seconds is one of my favourites, not gonna lie
shawncustodio: adreamdeferred: thethuglifeishard: imsoshive: better-than-kanye-bitchh: the difference between white parents and black parents bruh .. Yoooo no lies detected. So disrespectful
aijah-badu: loveandjealousy: bloodlube: lifeasmeesh:jeniphyer:How I think I’m gonna be vs. How I really be unfortunately I was unable to detect the lie. I shouted. 😭 These are too real 😹
