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“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
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“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human beings does.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson can drive.”
“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars look like Faith Smith’s kitchen.”
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
bendingsignpost: madlori: iamilex: havetardiswilltimetravel: AU - The Lie └ John finds out that Sherlock faked his death before he returns. He decides to give the detective a taste of his own medicine. …wow… I didn’t know I wanted it, but
bonging:jxnc:brbjellyfishing:People born in 1997 are turning 18 now do you know how scary that is I am frightened of the constant progression of time and space I can sense the sarcasm but I cannot detect the lie
kannibalking: imreachingouttothetruth: where is the lie No lies detected
stevenrogered: We have to make sure of your ability to tolerate the stress, and regulate your emotions, especially your anger. Here’s the thing, Bruce. No lies detected.
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karlimeaghan:1.01 A Study in Pink / 4.02 The Lying Detective
whenisayrunrun: Sherlock - The Lying Detective - Behind the scenes Bought the videos on amazon
mindlessbeat: Lmao. No lie detected in the comment.
deliriousmitsakes: teenagethot: whitegenocide: dimestoredramatic: doryswithay: indy-bindy: daddy-oeggs: detective-alchemist: squirtelle: The things that still make us flinch on the inside wow wtf kind of childhood did you all have a
hipster-andre: “Black is beautiful and I’m the proof.”
grizzlyblack301: tonyparis: hiphop-in-the-brain:KRS-ONE on Don’t let the label label you No lies detected !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one of the reasons why BET has him and about 45 more legends of conscious hip-hop on the banned list. A Tribe Called
myactivism: chescaleigh: No lies detected! Check out the full conversation from The Nightly Show YES! Say that.
femmefatalecreams: byecolonizer:Well….no lies detected… “The new black” I hate that phrase.
noface-mick: rudegyalchina: whitepeoplesaidwhat: whitepeoplestealingculture: Jus Reign’s “The Best Racist” Give him an Oscar for this. where is the lie tho?-Elijah NO LIES DETECTED LMAOO WATH THIS VIDEO LIKE: Lol this guy is too funny…
e999e:cosbyykidd:This is me in my room 90% of the time No lies detected
bonging: jxnc: brbjellyfishing: People born in 1997 are turning 18 now do you know how scary that is I am frightened of the constant progression of time and space I can sense the sarcasm but I cannot detect the lie
andrewbelami: emojiuser: No lies detected WHERE. IS. THE. FUCKING. LIE.
strugglingtobeheard: onelittlegee: sydney-a-belle: strugglingtobeheard: onelittlegee: … no lies detected tho. remember when i said this was the case, someone tried to try me and say it was heart disease. but they too blinded to do the right looking
dynastylnoire: noface-mick: rudegyalchina: whitepeoplesaidwhat: whitepeoplestealingculture: Jus Reign’s “The Best Racist” Give him an Oscar for this. where is the lie tho?-Elijah NO LIES DETECTED LMAOO WATH THIS VIDEO LIKE: Lol this guy
trumpetnista: kronosinasuit: The Flawless Olivia Pope Kronos, you’ve done it again. I LOVE this. Queen Bey and Liv make a winning combination! And there are no lies detected in Tile 4…
jajisi: malikthaelite: Detect the lie. Nope. Not mine.
prodigymindlessfan15: brisierra: lebritanyarmor: macnw47: narsalbatross: daveybaby: justkainochaser: malikthaelite: Detect the lie. Basically. 👀 macnw47 I still can’t believe this lmaooo I don’t even be doing that shit 😂 That wig
yatahisofficiallyridiculous: thegirlofgood: thetattedstoner: No lies detected yatahisofficiallyridiculous BRuhhhhh omfg I called my mom on the phone to tell my sister to bring me some toilet paper while they were in the car waiting for me to come
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allonsyforever:Tumblr mobile: I didn’t post your post. It went into the void and it’s gone now Tumblr mobile 2 minutes later: I posted it 16 times in a row for emphasis
