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tinyblogtim: Markiplier, that friend who still makes your jokes work even though you fucked them up the first time. Killing Floor 2HEEEEYYY HOOOOO
thatoneleftshoe: “I-I didn’t kill anybody… it was all a joke! R̸͚̫̗͈̒i̴̱̘͛̾̆̀g̷̪̔̊̓͐͌ḩ̵̯͇̏̓ͅt̶͚̫̫͗̊̐̑͜?̶̧̬͔̆”The Colonel William Wilford Warfstach A man now distorted and broken. A man gone insane and
There's always that one friend who kills the joke.
bears-official: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: sorta-dad: she killed him with a fuckin look The I, Robot sequel looks lit. Can a robot tell a joke? Can you?
melyzard:vomitdistrict:midiport:midiport:tiktok age-protects cock jokes unless u send ur drivers license/passport to prove ur over 21. kill everyone nowthis is what their support sent me. doesnt help every social media is copying tiktok atm the future
ghostclvb: the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you
hogwartshousefriends: Gryffindor: Thanks for the nachos. Hufflepuff: We went to great lengths to get those nachos for you. Gryffindor: *joking* Did you kill a man? Slytherin: *with a far away look on their face* Yes. Gryffindor: …good?
dykonomics: lezzyharpy: biff-donderglutes: KILL just a heads up the person who made this comment is not actually a landlord, works a part time retail job, and left this comment in that group as a joke
gotitforcheap: having lots of youtube followers = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ having lots of tumblr followers = more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like
jack–mcnally: This is a joke about how Stalin died. Stalin had a stroke in the morning, he couldn’t get out of bed. His goons were too afraid to wake him up because they would either get yelled at or killed. No one went into Stalin’s room after
hocho-ocha: the only way to beat sans in a pacifist run: kill one of his jokes
teithepony: tsyolin-sounds: whitetail-music: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY
ask-poison-joke: Sapphire : ~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥ <<Prev Next>> Mod : I’ll kill you all with the cuteneeeeeeeessssss MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! D’awww <3
ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
I like how Greg’s reaction to an owl responding to him after he jokingly spoke to it was to continue the conversation and then chase after it after it had threatened to kill him
too-precious-for-this-w0rld: jaredthegiantmoose: #i love this so much #because it’s something only Cas understands #and Dean knows that and it’s why he says it #private jokes~ the continuity of this show will sometime kill me I swear bonus:
2spookytomhiddles: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. People make fun of me and
wonder-meathead: cyberphuk: good job, you literally just killed your flytrap for a joke. THE MOUTH ONLY WORKS ONCE DIPSHIT this would’ve been hilarious if not for that fact
iahfy: hewasnumberwan:Quagsire’s face is a joke on the inside he’s like dying I’m pretty sure in Pokemon-ese he’s really saying ‘kill me’ you know he’s miserable and he’s just smiling because he was born with that face ‘quag’ means
actualcanadianfemmesherlock: DON’T FUCKING TELL ME NATASHA IS COLD AND HEARTLESS. Remember how he jokingly threatened her and got a powerfully afraid reaction? Then remember when he cornered and almost killed her as the Hulk? This man lives under
bongfucker: sobermotherfuckinggamzee: “I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human.” “BILLY NO” i bet some of you sick fucks laughed at that caption but actually you’d be wrong because it’s 2014 and jokes aren’t fucking
casualprivatepinkie: emkaymlp: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY HAPPY TO KNOW
ghostclvb:the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you
coppola-cat:ampervadasz:Blessed Thisg is killing me why has no one in the notes made a joke abt this being a literal watermark
steffy-beff: dicksandwhiches:Kills 9 people in a brutal assault. Is armed when found after a manhunt. Still isn’t placed in handcuffs. This is the definition of White privilege. Can I just say that law enforcement is treating this like a joke? What
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
sagihairius: Me and my mom were waiting in this long line so we told jokes to kill time and the girl behind me went “totally stole that from tumblr. Sagihairius said that like 2 days ago.” I really hope she sees this
jarulest: women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women* woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet* men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech
meep-the-egalitarian-simmer: lizurdqueen: ‘I hate misandry and misogyny equally’ ok but like misandry is an Internet joke and misogyny literally gets women raped and killed among other things, so A man is approximately 165% more likely to be convicted
westgatepark: soulsoaker: soulsoaker: I don’t blame most of you for not knowing this but the nanking massacre really shouldn’t be reduced to “they did some rapes” as a joke the death estimates range from 30,000 to 300,000 killed and god knows
reinaafricana: hersheywrites: I hate her!!!! Lmaoo.This is the best way to joke about this that I’ve seen. The EBT card KILLS me. 😂😂😂😂
r-eal-life:I turn on the TV and Putin is talking about russian prostitutes because of Trump, there’s nothing more important to talk about, nothing more relevant to appear in the news???? People are still being killed in Syria and he’s making jokes
aran-scythien: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. Sherlock fandom stares, entirely
self-harm-is-no-joke: thevoicesscream: curiosity—killed-the-teenager: The amount of notes this has makes me really happy When I first reblogged this gif, it had 2 notes.
upgraders: vidakid: upgraders: are there any medium rappers? they’re always big or lil Go outside and jump in front of the fastest car you see coming this person is telling me to kill myself over a joke i made onlineplease work on your personality
i-found-you-justine-time:looselipssnkships:maiammitchell:#the greatest threat in tv historyreminder that the joke was originally going to end with sue killing it but then jane asked to have it changed because she’s against animal crueltyjane changing
areu: wow i caught the pairs ice dance on tv, shinji and kaworu are killing it (p.s. - please don’t make yuzuru hanyu as shinji jokes pls, i just thought shinji and kaworu would make a formidable synchronized ice skating couple lmao)
unapologeticbicth: it’s the ultimate form of straight privilege to be able to fake being gay as a “joke.” people are harassed and killed for being themselves. pretending to come out is harmful and blatantly disrespectful of all of the people who
radicalcatgirlanarchy:poshhyena:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:I thought this was going to be another played out joke but this killed meTURN ON THE SOUND HOLY FUCKING SHIT
meganmachine: Date a man who cooks. Date a man who dances. Date a man who appreciates fine art. Date man who tells jokes. Date a man who throws dinner parties. Date a man who kills the rude. Date a man who can drive a knife thru a cutting board. Date
kittenofdarkness: I know I always make jokes about taking massive cocks, but I think her cock would kill me, let alone the thing she is taking herself. MapleMoon
firelordzuko: firelordzuko: good thing there’s no cats on mars see the joke is that curiosity killed the cat
vikakomova: black person: please stop joking about police dogs being the only good cops. they are used to intimidate, attack, maim, and help kill us. many black people now have entirely understandable phobias of dogs. tumblr: yeah but the dogs don’t