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bronyparctears: “how would you heterophobes feel if straight people were like ‘kill all homos’?” They are. Millions of them are. And they’re 100% serious. And a lot of them actually do kill queer people. That is the joke.
smitethepatriarchy: hotpriests: hey girls, stop laughing at sexist jokes cause u dont wanna be a kill joy. be a kill joy. destroy boys. DESTROY THE JOY OF MEN.
slytherinpokegirl: How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King* How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people
abcoconut: slytherinpokegirl: How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King* How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of
jarulest: women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women* woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet* men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech
vikakomova: black person: please stop joking about police dogs being the only good cops. they are used to intimidate, attack, maim, and help kill us. many black people now have entirely understandable phobias of dogs. tumblr: yeah but the dogs don’t
i-found-you-justine-time:looselipssnkships:maiammitchell:#the greatest threat in tv historyreminder that the joke was originally going to end with sue killing it but then jane asked to have it changed because she’s against animal crueltyjane changing
reinaafricana: hersheywrites: I hate her!!!! Lmaoo.This is the best way to joke about this that I’ve seen. The EBT card KILLS me. 😂😂😂😂
ask-the-stallion-out: 3nd request! If you say is not cute, I’ll kill you with a lemon… This request is from this moe-lover bastard (?) (you know I love you [no homo] :3 (?)) (PS: is a joke) (PSS: Not really… I will kill you) x3
rrobco: quests → the legend of the star / a valuable lesson I guess this is it. Not much air left now. Minutes, maybe. And this is what I have to show for it. I guess the joke’s [..] on me. Probably shouldn’t have killed…all those people.
apricotparrotmemes:tlirsgender:The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I’m gonna kill you You can really see the average age of the user base increasing
bloodycrowofcainhurst: The man accused of killing nine inside a black church wore pro-apartheid flags, held ‘strong conservative beliefs,’ and made a ‘lot of racist jokes.’ but they’re “just jokes” right
sneakyfeets: microth0ng: nintooner: team aqua is amazing Team magma is so scary like they threaten to kill you no joke maxie told me he’d bury me with his own hands team aqua’s plan is the most ridiculous of the two like they just wanna surf
g0966: when u accidently kill the protag on the pacifist route and don’t even have a good excuse for it but still gotta crack a joke to lift up the mood and it ain’t working
anotherdayanotherchange: ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke. I might start watching hannibal just because of this joke.
firelordzuko: firelordzuko: good thing there’s no cats on mars see the joke is that curiosity killed the cat
floozys: why is it when a father kills his daughter’s rapist everyone sympathises and praises him but when the daughter kills the rapist herself she’s gone too far and now she’s the same if not worse than him… i’m joking i know why, we all
yellisse: imjihlitmoe: browsedankmemes: The Grim Rea🅱️er (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter) y'all kill me when y'all replace letters that aren’t c wit a b 💀💀💀💀 That killed the joke tbh
thighetician: kngshxt: Y’all think I be joking when I tell women to shoot these men that are predatory and violent towards them, but I’m dead ass serious. Me and my mom got our concealed carry licenses the same day and I’ve been begging my sister
theultimatesjw: You whiney pissbabies need to calm down and stop freaking out over women saying “kill all men” How could you possibly think we were not joking or exaggerating? Of course we don’t want to kill all men, it would be bad for the propagation
bamboosplinters: My boyfriend Dave did standup at this event called The Bomb Shelter—he does jokes about public radio and coming out. He really killed! These are just of few of the pics from the video, click on the link if any of you are interested
cis-radfems-are-a-joke: we will never know the number of our dead. no statistics can possibly capture the number of trans girls who kill themselves. obituaries will always refer to us as men unless everything has been made explicit and unavoidable. how
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
commanderabutt: Tumblr, where jokes about women in the kitchen are disgusting, but jokes about killing men are a-ok,
amadaun23: If I write what seems like a depressed song, it usually makes me feel better. It’s hard to explain. When I was younger and listening to Killing Joke or Bauhaus or some other morose, dark and brooding music, I’d sit in a room, with the
mskjj: This heifer can’t clear hurdles, but is trying to make a joke about someone who’s friend was killed?! Rachel was on the phone with Trayvon when he was killed. To make a joke about someone’s traumatic experience with tacky and classless.
thuggums: babaojay: brusselsprite:oh look the moment she became my favorite character You know what kills me about this scene (besides the fact that everyone but Carol is dead now)? Carol looked so overjoyed to have other women to joke around with.
planetplumbob: explosive-jingly-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
tsunamiwavesurfing: melaboveall: this is one of the guys who killed Alton Sterling tweeted about a week ago. don’t spread this. sam hyde is a comedian, and 4chan trolls made it a long running joke to include him as the/one of the shooters every
jthenr-comics-vault: Locating The JokerThe Killing Joke (1988)Art By Brian BollandStory by Alan Moore
endternet: Joker Visits The GordonsThe Killing Joke (1988)Art by Brian BollandStory by Alan Moore
bruddabois: catsandmadteaparties: weavemama: STOP 👏🏾 DEEMING 👏🏾 SUICIDAL 👏🏾 PEOPLE 👏🏾 AS 👏🏾 BEING 👏🏾 COWARDS The man lost his life to mental illness. Mental illnesses kill people. It has absolutely nothing to do
Jeff Rose killed it at the Roast of Justin Bieber. If Dave can laugh at the joke about his Dad dying in 911 then everyone should chill with the Paul Walker joke. #JeffreyRoss #theroastofjustinbieber
ixnay-on-the-oddk: you-mirin-tho: ixnay-on-the-oddk: you-mirin-tho: ixnay-on-the-oddk: I may not be very funny but at least I don’t make pussy jokes about cats i want to fuck you once i get the chance And posting this killed any chance there
endternet: The InmateThe Killing Joke (1988)Art by Brian BollandStory by Alan Moore
thecomicsvault: “Why aren’t you laughing?”“Because I’ve heard it before…and it wasn’t funny the first time.” Alan MooreBrian BollandThe Killing Joke
osamabinlatte: once upon a time there was a boy named tumblr one day he was crying and his mother asked him what was wrong “i killed them,” he whispered his mother, concerned, carefully asked, “who?” “all the good jokes…”
thortiddies:when the revolution comes and we start killing rapists and pedophiles like we should’ve been doing the whole time, any of you excusing their actions or making jokes about what they did are getting the knife too remember that
loveforchristophabrown: laughflirtlive: kanyeschild: Cole jokes around with Big Sean and Jhene Aiko about the time Jhene said she’d kill him in “Fuck, Marry, or Kill.” (x) Don’t worry Jermaine I’d marry you :) ^ Bruh yas
maimitch: You’re lucky. You’ve fallen in love with your best friend. The person who accepts you at your worst, the person who laughs at your stupid jokes, the person who knows you better than you know yourself. I would kill to spend the rest of my
a-smol-clod: AAAHHHH WORDS CANT DESCRIBE HOW LAPIDOT FILLED CUTE THIS EPISODE WAS
towritecomicsonherarms: portlandsbatman: Great Killing Joke homage covers put into .gif form by me. I don’t know all the artists I’m sorry. nice. iconic image right there. You missed my fave homage though 99% certain this is Frazer Irving
twofingerswhiskey: explosive-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
You would not BELIEVE how many daddy jokes we make while playing overwatch, it’s unreal omfg some of my favorites are *gets killed by Soldier 76* “FATHER WHY” “Oh shit THERES A MONKEY THERES A MONKEY THERES A MONK-SAFARI DADDY
Poor Satania always the butt-end of jokes If you are interested in commissions you can find information here: http://icesticker.tumblr.com/post/153283943250/commissions
waikaworlddomination: ghostjulie: zit: kyoya: kyoya: (shuffles papers) alright in other news a junko kinnie has decided to hold an irl killing game oh did you think i was joking? me showing up to the IRL killing game knowing none of these