the heterosexual
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find the heterosexual on porn pin board
the heterosexual clips
The look on her face is disturbingly similar to the subjects of post-mortem Victorian pornography. That’s just…creepy.
What The FUCK is in the lower right corner. WHATTHEFUCK Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here having NIGHTMARES FOREVER
Some familiar faces! And wallpaper patterns…I love how I recognize photos from the same shoots by the wallpaper now…
In which we see the Silly Hat Fairy does not limit her attacks to women…
Soooo that last post went to the totally wrong tumblr. Sorry. Have a mustache to make up for it. (If anyone is interested in my other tumblr, which is personal, and by personal I mean mostly a whole lot of fangirling and capslock and apparently baby
vintage-eros: Frenchman Ponders Whilst Getting Blown By Exceedingly Curvy Strumpet. This one is part of a series dating to the very earliest years of photographic XXX - mid-1800s, gleaned from the antique porn archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Of all the
The fact that there not only exists ONE Victorian/Edwardian picture of a man sticking his penis in a woman’s armpit, but TWO pictures makes me deliriously happy. Or that could be the insomnia talking. Either way.
vintage-eros: Smiling For The Camera. Circa late 1800s France, from the antique erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Of all the ridiculous-ass shit I find while running this thing, my favorite will always be the pictures of the people who seem to be
Can it be? A Victorian print that isn’t mind searingly hideous? Of course we can’t see the colors, so it could be fuchsia and hunter green for all we know. Also still bored. Ask box still open. Entertain me?
And speaking of garish prints in eye-searing combinations holy jesus, what the fuck was wrong with people?! My eyessssssssss
I could talk about the hats. I could talk about the religious fetishism. I could talk about her bored expression or the hideous couch or the fact that backdrop makes even less goddamn sense than normal but every time I look at this picture the only thing
vintage-addicted: In which man legs continue to be the most awkwardly entertaining thing on this tumblr to me. The only way this could be better is if he was wearing sock garters.
vintage-addicted: Hello and happy new year! I am in vacation in the damp Northwest! Have some proof that someone at one point thought it would be a good idea to make a dress out of something that looks like a bedspread in a hunting lodge! …actu
I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.
Every time I see a photo from this set I am disappointed anew that the numbers on his collar aren’t 69. Because I am secretly a twelve year old boy.
This is probably the most skillful addition of a urine stream I have ever seen, and when the fuck did my life take the turn where that would be an applicable phrase.
vintage-eros: Pushing her buttons, circa 1880s France. whaaaat the fuck are they lying on. is that a rag rug? is that the victorian version of a shag rug? what is going on. i need an adult.
The glorious return of sock garters
sparism: gent’s fingers at the lady’s gate in the 1890s i can’t tell where mustache ends and bush begins, they are both so impressive
From her pleased expression, to his socks, to the potted palms and sample photographs looking down judgmentally from the back wall, everything about this picture is just…A Victorian Porn.
This possibly the most awkward foursome I’ve ever seen. There is just so much going on, and the lady in the back is still wearing a single slipper.
Siri (Siri Suxx) Thanks to paynoheedtothisurl for the recommendation; I’m not sure how I hadn’t heard of her before, but she is definitely a welcome addition to the blog! To briefly interrupt the porn for a public service announcement, while
Black Angelika (Angelika Black) Thanks to The Creamery Joint for the recommendation.
Aletta Ocean (Thanks to mxyplx for the submission!)
Jenny Hendrix (Not sure what happened to the first version of this post, so take two…) 1500 followers! Time for another deluxe photo-post o say thank you once again. This time, it’s Jenny Hendrix (she of quite possibly the finest white girl
The world’s ugliest bonnet makes a triumphant return!
michaeldimotta: My illustrated Kinsey Scale~ What is “The Kinsey Scale?” The Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale, sometimes referred to as the “Kinsey Scale,” was developed by Alfred Kinsey and his colleagues Wardell Pomeroy and Clyde Martin
The proportion of women who usually orgasmed was: 65% of heterosexual women and 86% of lesbian women. Few heterosexual women climaxed through penetrative sex alone.Honey, don’t you think these studies clearly prove that all husbands should encourage
Horny Ladies and the News Episode 2 Series being mostly heterosexual. This scene contains breast fondling/sucking, fingering, watersports, and tribadism. View Online: http://www.megavideo.com/?d=vtb1g2cn (French subbed) If someone finds an English subbed
Venus Files Episode 2 Mostly hetero. Contains large breasts, inverted nipples, glasses girl, pubic hair, breast fondling, fingering. Turns heterosexual. Then after the heterosexual, it briefly goes back to yuri with pussy rubbing and breast docking then
Venus Files Episode 2 From this previous post here. Mostly hetero series. Contains large breasts, inverted nipples, glasses girl, pubic hair, breast fondling, fingering. Turns heterosexual. Then after the heterosexual, it briefly goes back to yuri with
Mighty Mistress If you like mixed straight / lesbian fetish then Mighty Mistress is for you! In the lesbian videos, there are lots of sex toys. They are huge and sometimes the actresses even put vegetables in their pussy or anus. The heterosexual scenes
lethbian: hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways
damianmcgintleman: “you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager
georgewarshington: The land of the free* and the home of the brave***only applies to heterosexual upper middle class Caucasians**only applies to endeavors the heterosexual Caucasian government dub brave otherwise you’re thugs
the-box-ticker: Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals
dragondicks: there’s a prevalent attitude in media that any sexuality other than heterosexuality is more sexual and adult than heterosexuality, which is the norm, the default and “innocent”. It needs to stop immediately
tsunderegod:kowabungadoodles: kowabungadoodles:ITS IN THESE MOMENTS THAT I LOVE MY COUNTRY SO MUCHThe loveable idiotsUpdate: Quite separately, the Irish government might have also accidentally managed to outlaw heterosexual marriage today. what in the
the dream is all I have
mintcorpse:does anyone else get that horrible feeling when ur watching a show that you like, but you can feel the heterosexual romance building up, u know the signs, and it’s like ur in a horror movie except instead of a monster it’s the protagonists
productovhate: i will reblog this until the day i die.
actually I’m taking that post down can’t tell if troll blog or genuine douchestorm, but either way, more attention is the last thing they need
wkdart: my-name-is-long: pricklybangbang: today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say
warriormale: more-snatched-photos: warriormale: onepercentworld: The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale, attempts to describe a person’s sexual experience or response at a given time. It uses a scale from 0, meaning
beniseragaki: ttwilightwolf: beniseragaki: I watched Dramatical Murder and people are already shipping Aoba with Koujaku? They’re just good friends :\ haha no play the game they are wayyy more than friends I think you are inserting homoerotic
overlypolitebisexual: when u go outside after sitting on tumblr for hours and ur overwhelmed by all the heterosexuality in the world nope i play sports. all i see is men slapping each other on the ass.
wocinsolidarity: storyofagayboy: LESBIAN JUDGE WILL NOT WED STRAIGHT COUPLES It’s nothing personal, but Dallas County judge Tonya Parker does not perform wedding ceremonies for heterosexual couples looking to tie the knot. What is her reason? The
goopy-amethyst: lousedog: hetphobia: hetcharacteroftheday: The Heterosexual Character Of Today Is: The Onceler from The Lorax hold up no the hets can have this one all yours
the-critical-feminist: antifeministphoenix: pro-bees-anti-feminism: radiant-array:iskariotrising:The Heterosexuals strike againcover those skeleton tiddies Who says they’re gendered? The skeleton in the trunks may well be a female, the skeleton
Add to the list of unnecessary sexualization
gokuma: [Excuse me, I’ve lost the heterosexual part of the movie] Ja mam wrażenie, że reżyser zgubił heteroseksualną.
the-doctorck: I’m afraid of the influence the heterosexuals have on young people.
drhanniballecter: When talking about straight people always refer to them as “heterosexuals” or “the straights” and refer to their individual choices as “the heterosexual lifestyle”
charmancler: please be safe during heterosexual awareness month. we don’t know enough about these creatures. they could be dangerous. stay inside. don’t look them straight in the eye, that’s a sign to attack. stay safe from the heterosexuals
moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: trans-wife: And every one of them deserves equal respect. Feel free to share and reblog this. No credit needed. ^_^ The heterosexual flag is so boring. :c Being heterosexual is boring.. I tried it once
katara: yung-aristotle: katara: I hate the heterosexual community! um I think most people came to this website to enjoy it, and not feel attacked by someone who thinks differently. we’re all the same in the end anyway: skin, muscle, and bones.
bi-trans-alliance:“Let the same laws for all the intermediate stages of sexual life: the homosexuals, heterosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, be legal as they are now in existence for the heterosexuals.”Rev. Carl Schlegel, a German immigrant to
dreamlordmorpheus: If you aren’t cisgender heteroromantic heterosexual, you belong in the queer community. I’m sick of seeing this bullshit “you aren’t queer enough” sort of community policing. And by “cisgender heteroromantic heterosexual”
![gokuma: [Excuse me, I’ve lost the heterosexual part of the movie] Ja mam wrażenie, że reżyser zgubił heteroseksualną.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg6fw0N3C1r74xwwo1_250.jpg)
