the egg
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find the egg on porn pin board
the egg clips
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
push-4-me: godsinanalcove: OMG I super love this!! I get wet every time I see it! A wonderful afternoon spent playing with the eggs from @akrowsnest, my pussy is so loose now that some drops of pee always come out when I push harder! I love it beyond
The eggs are hatching!
Human egg emerging from the ovary
castellla: of course my sister filmed me dropping things all over the counter without my knowledge. of course
headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge into the sea. (Spring
SO A LITTLE POST UPDATE. THIS IS A NEW SPECIES I AM WORKING ON, SO FAR YOU CAN FIND STUFF ABOUT THEM ON FA. THE EGGS ARE SOME OF THE SPECIES ADOPTS, BUT THEIR EGG ADOPTS, YOU MUST ADOPT ON FA! 8 ARE LEFT!
foodophiles: Bacon & Egg Breakfast Sandwich
Hide the Egg Nog.
berseepon09: eggs “oh oh..”
The Royal Crested Easter Egg. Every easter it is hunted down but never found. One day somepony’ll find it. Maybe.
Chicken or the Egg 僕も卵は好きです
The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine Prop Pack Model props from the Witcher 3: Blood and Wine expansion.Armor stand (3 bodygroups) Palace painting Chaise lounge Geralt painting (8 skins) Marionette Oriole items (egg, 2 broken eggs, nest, feather) Wildlife photo
cowboylowrah: weloveshortvideos: He tried to stand on the egg Why is he purple
queen–maxima: reysolosorganas: some guy in the netherlands bought a bunch of quail eggs at a supermarket chain & tried to hatch them and one of the eggs did hatch and now he has a pet quail OMG this is amazing!!!! YOU SAVED HIM
angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
timedaquarius: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. can my Canadian friends confirm or deny this? I remember my first ice patch, it
sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
unshaped: clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female THE EGG IS STILL WET HOW ARE YOU NOT PANICKING
The carved surface of this ostrich egg shows what is thought to be the oldest known map of the New World on a globe [~1504]
Welcome to the Club
lol You are doing the eggs wrong but doing life right.
zoo-logic: In the image above, all the eggs in the top row are laid by cuckoos and those in the bottom row belong to their victims. These uncanny similarities help cuckoos to fob off their parental duties by laying their eggs in the nests of other
realymir: is “egg” a meme at this point. like literally there are so many posts on this website where the entire joke and punchline are “egg.” so im thinking egg is a proper meme. welcome, egg egg
magicbuffet: magicbuffet: a better look at the egg hair clip i made had to change clips i used to hold the eggy with, cos the black one didn’t stay in my hair. o this has a lot of notes
latiis: kinjokunie: what the fuck she’s licking the egg leave her alone
cockatriceking: hushstep: cockatriceking: cockatriceking: Our frizzled Serama chicken Calliope just laid the tiniest fairy egg I have ever seen in my life LOOK AT THIS TINY CHICKEN EGG TINY EGG APPRECIATION POST (these were laid by our diamond
magicbuffet: a better look at the egg hair clip i made had to change clips i used to hold the eggy with, cos the black one didn’t stay in my hair.
sweetoothgirl: raw chocolate egg filled with caramel and chocolate mousse
peach–pits: sdzoo: Our Avian Propagation Center is caring for a brown kiwi chick for the first time in more than a decade. This endangered species is an unusual bird: it doesn’t fly, the parents don’t feed their chicks, and the egg is 4x
the-queen-of-angsts: shitpost-senpai: 8chn: 8chn: this is so agressive wtf? i cant stop thinking about how they broke the egg.. An orc made this, but a really domestic orc that likes to be told that she’s pretty. I love her
Back when I lived in the desert, we lived right by an ostrich farm (I don’t know why there was an ostrich farm but apparently there are a lot of ostrich farms in the desert) so sometimes the local markets would have ostrich eggs (which is what that
I made a gif of the egg cracking in the opening of Trick (season/series 1). The yolk was a different color each season but I only own the first season so it’ll have to be stand alone.
I had an extremely tedious dream last night. In it I was cooking eggs. That was the entire dream, cooking eggs in real time. I was trying to fry the eggs but I messed up and I didn’t want to bother starting over so I was just like “screw it,
kanotynes: oh, it’s the egg
vexx-the-egg:vexx-the-egg:The act of making something new out of something beloved……..divine actuallyI love you fan games. I love you fan art. I love you fanfic. i love you pre-existing media tabletop role-play. I love you fan music. I love
photojojo: Pinhole camera eggs for the eggiest holiday ever: Easter. Francesco Capponi made this one! The photo on the bottom shows an image captured with it. How to Make a Pinhole Camera Egg via Photobooth SF; Gizmodo
t92marihoene: mediumaevum: I wanted to share with you our Serbian traditional way of dying Easter eggs - no artificial colors or dyes needed. Put any leaves you like on the surface of the egg and carefully place them in a stocking. Boil these eggs
The Malediction Fields.
jcoleknowsbest: note-a-bear: note-a-bear: If you buy your eggs without checking the box you livin way too fast for me I stand by thisThat’s a life of recklessness I want no part of I cosign…
themidwifeisin: Anonymous asked:After getting tubal ligation what happens to your eggs? I know you continue to ovulate but where do the eggs go? Do they start stacking where the scar tissue has formed? Wouldn’t that be a bad thing?A tubal ligation,
thegayeducator: empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs wait there are mean eggs WAIT! Americans don’t have kinder eggs? I’m in Canada and we have kinder eggs. What do Americans
the-real-mozart: devongreen: dashdrive: this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED Was this post made in 1996? fun has no expiration date
Did somebody want to view mexican fajita eggs? This is squash (half of the phallic shaped one in fact), kale, bell pepper, and chicken sauteed on high with a buttload of fajita seasoning. Then i added the eggs, reduced to medium, added salsa, and then
thebibliophibian: durzio: what-even-is-thiss: insomniac-arrest: insomniac-arrest: finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
lehslee: additude: itsmytreats: Bacon & Eggs in Toast Cups This look’s so GOOD ! Asdfghjkl; Well, if the eggs are scrambled.
the-last-tsar: The “Tsarevich” Fabergé Egg: Presented by Nicholas II to Alexandra in 1912. Fabergé created the egg as a tribute to the miracle of the Tsarevich’s survival of hemophilia.
leapfish:My answer for the egg challenge of @moringmark Entry 18Thanks for submitting!
q-pixel: Finally finished my submission for Aim For The Stars’ SPACEEGGS CHALLENGE! Which came first? The chicken or the egg? … It was the egg. Things were laying eggs long before chickens. Entry 30Thanks for submitting!
xxinfamousxx321-deactivated2020:@moringmark This beauty is what I call Operation: Kinder, an egg-like shell covered in solar panels held by titanium alloy housing a metal stablizer to hold the egg in place. Inside is a warming mechanism with built in
You put the egg in the peanut butter and it will be safe forever - Vannah.Thanks for submitting, Vannah!
chem-mall-world282:My answer to the egg space race thingy! Behold, The Travel Shell!!! Entry 64Thanks for submitting!
shadowman0013: And here is my entry for the Eggcelent space egg challenge. Now to explain. This is the Eggtreme Protector The EP1000 it has many forms such as Slime Form The top left corner is how the egg is normally protected on Earth or an Earth-like
carolinafoamer:This one would place the egg in the main compartment, while below it holds the fuel (to launch it) and a landing mechanism (we are landing it right? Otherwise, I would put it in a suit in a Tesla and chuck it into space). I don’t know
fluffybugart:My simple design is effective for space travel and is guaranteed to keep the egg safe and sound! [Totally didn’t steal the vibranium]My entry for @moringmark ’s #SpaceEggs contest going on! ^_^ Entry 89Thanks for submitting!
thelittlefireicebird:Hiiiiiiiiii everyone in everywere and mister @moringmark Travel log : 11-12-19This is a great idea I’ve been thinking about since I saw the design announcement of sending an egg into space.the situation of sending the egg into
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
LET THE EGGENING BEGIN!COME GIT YOU SOME EGG COMMS!
![The carved surface of this ostrich egg shows what is thought to be the oldest known map of the New World on a globe [~1504]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc2d17107dab9412f1346676c4aae987/tumblr_n4ouncqVGt1s9jkgko1_250.jpg)
![fluffybugart:My simple design is effective for space travel and is guaranteed to keep the egg safe and sound! [Totally didn’t steal the vibranium]My entry for @moringmark ’s #SpaceEggs contest going on! ^_^ Entry 89Thanks for submitting!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5cacca92947a5dc99c79fa6fcde84b45/c67e6fc2d9910293-0e/s512x512u_c1/8f705b0deb5f32befe2f7383a67826e3b723903c.png)
