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This amazing dripping wet pussy came with the tagline that it was a creampie - now correct me if I’m wrong but does that look like spunk to you?! Unless the guy producing it has drunk 17 gallons of water and has his testicles removed then I think I’d
color-victim: Warum auch immer er das tut…:D After consuming all the spiked beer, Hans didn’t even care about putting on the big yellow boots. He had no idea that once they were on, the hidden circuitry in their lining would begin to pulse and
Kelly was having so much fun during ladies night out she lost track of the other wives. The more she danced the more she drank… Her new friends offered to drive her home when she told them her husband might worry if she was too late. But first
wifeswickedlust: My co-worker, Sally, is the biggest flirt in the office. She loves to tease but tells everyone that she is happily married and would never cheat on her husband. One evening at an after-work party we all got pretty drunk. I asked
zumainthyfuture: Trump supporter yells at African American #burgerking workers. Doesn’t end well. LMFAO dude in the white shirt put his stuff down and just stepped on that dude with ALL of his weight. P.S.:The OP called the drunk asshole a Trump support
Someone has a thing for… what is the PC term since this is tumblr? Oh, yeah, “drunk the sex swap potion” Ghost.
paternalstranger: He knew he could count on his girlfriend to distract the drunk chick they’d picked up at the bar. First, when he took the condom, and again when his cock started to pulse, filling that sweet, unprotected womb.
vitaminkae: Go home Marco, you’re drunk. I’m a terrible bum-bum of a friend who cannot keep up with life and deadlines. Long overdue present for my syrup mafia bae thcrsthry. Birthday celebrations at the karaoke bar with the 104th babies! Hope these
worked a bit more on some of the sketches i drew the other night
exposed-in-public: Exposed in the rain at http://exposed-in-public.tumblr.com/ android1918: Naked girls out in the rain. It must have been a dare - outside their apartment? Pure JOY…. Note the champagne glasses - pretty sexy. :-)
thecolorsofmymind: It is the hour to be drunken. To escape being the martyred slave of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, on virtue … as you wish. ~ Beaudelaire
princess-sexybutt: This princess got really drunk last night and busted out the rope. Then I was on the phone with Daddy and He told me to fuck myself while we were talking to “remind me of how much of a slut I am”. Eeeep! (.=^・ェ・^=)
<This lot [Matt, Karen and Arthur] are very different. The fact that Arthur is around as well - they’ve become this incredible little gang, this threesome. They go off and do things together on the weekends. They go to gigs together. They get drunk
StickyScribbles Anniversary It’s StickyScribbles Anniversary when we first open the art community on October28-29th. Group hug to fans like you and the support who help keep the fun going. Mika Mouse, Wild Bunny Girl, and Emma are celebrating
Hey, I’m officially back from my vacation. I got drunk for the first time and smoked a weed for the first time. I have lived basically. Anyway, I’m back now and it’s time to art. Commissions that had been wips will now be continued on and finished
Summon the Bitches!The Witcher 3drunk witchers Andrey as GeraltGrimorumFame as EskelMax as Lambertphoto by me
Got an idea for a request from the new bustier tali model… Basically it’s a version of the drunk Tali scene in the Normandy lounge where she tells Shep about her emergency induction port… Only now Shep convinces her to suck his dick
KISS ME, I’M LYRISHI had the lines done for like a whole week but all I wanted to do was play games.spank me for being late, and while you’re at it crown me queen of the bad Puns.By the way, I’m part Irish sooo kisses pls. <3 Nah jk XD; I mean
tassietyger: So I am watching the The Thin Man marathon on TCM and my drunk mind thought of something really dorky. Imagine a Steven Universe AU where Lapis is Nick Charles because she is such smart ass who likes to tease, but is really smart. Pearl
donnylurch: Requests from r/icandrawthat! I opened the floor to Dragon’s Crown requests today, and I had a lot of fun fulfilling them and drawing newer kinds of poses! Each caption is the request I got in writing. My personal favorite is the last one.
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thedrunkenmoogle: The Walking Drunk (The Walking Dead TV Show Drinking Game)by TheWarpZone RULES:Opening Credits - take a shotHuman kill zombie - 1 drinkZombie kill human - 2 drinksHuman kill human - 3 drinksDaryl crossbow kill - 3 drinksHorde of
2damnfeisty: feministingforchange: unite4humanity: Cops act like cops don’t do drugs. Or drive drunk. Or rape people…. (Insert any crime here). THIS^^^^^ And crackheads will help you out in an emergency situation especially for Ū.
frillybowsandlace: In the South this is said quite often to warn kids that they were getting close to the line. I’ve also heard it used between guys, usually warning a drunk mess that he was close to a beat down. I’d like to hear it from my Daddy
wolfsteps:i wanna be drunk, smoking a cigarette at 1am on a balcony, looking down to the crowded shiny city, while you’re waiting for me in the bed.
“And in the end, we were all just humans…drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.”
who the hell’s awake? how the hell ya doin? what the hell’s good?
That damn Pokemon dying alone in the Pokeball post really made me sad. It makes me think of all the Pokemon I lost when I stopped playing my games and then the save batteries ran out of charge and my save files were lost. I wonder if they realized I was
Since I notices I was wearing a different pokemon shirt I figured I should post a pic with the one I wear to bed at night. I also put on pants. Except fot the pants and the hat this os pretty much how I sleep every night. That T shirt is literally for
I was thinking about engines and how they work and out of nowhere my mind replaced the pistons with dicks and now I cant get the image of 8 dicks pumping up and down inside an engine. and then 8 more cumming into the cylinders like fuel injectors with
ghost-pokemon-researcher:While Litwick use life energy and souls as fuel, they can’t actually burn one up completely. The most they can do is make the person feel drowsy, or at worst, act a little drunk. And, while this can certainly have lasting effects
thatguyinatl: queeneyebeauty: The night I got woken up by my husbands friends while he was passed out drunk on the sofa after watching the football game ^^^^^Fire 🔥
Due to drinking more than half of the large bottle of wine my mother just went outside singing ‘talk dirty to me’ to the dog. I’m also rather tipsy and Sue and I came to the laughing agreement that if a cop showed up, we’re going
leanna-ashgrove replied to your post “"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours.“ ( I don’t even know…”Is Lea drunk like 90% of the time now omfgThat’s all I can think of when it comes to these weird rp memes. XD
If you have to ask if there is gluten in beer at eight in the morning, there is something wrong here.
kittewart: Preview Ciri June reward + Story on Patreon.Nsfw+Adult ver on Parteon www.patreon.com/kittew“The erection of bright moonlight left the cities of Aedd Gynvael and Ard Carraigh barren withempty streets, encumbered innes of the drunk and
clarulitas:For the “drunk” dance on Holiday Inn (1942), Fred Astaire had two drinks of bourbon before the first take and one before each succeeding take. The seventh and last take was used in the film. (x)
waffleboat: ohdangitsmeganx3: jaimeegurl: hellojaninee: This is the drunk lady who wanted to dance with me during the train ride to San Diego. ENJOOY :] LMAO! thats why i love taking the train! hahaha meet new people! HAHAHAHAHA OMG FUNN omg. hahh.
youngblackqueen: xbean: yanelknows: hydrochloric-flaccid: When Travi$ Scott and Young Thug were recording “Maria I’m Drunk” ifjaigioioegiojgij I’m weak as shit. Where’s Justin? Is he the chip? 😭😭😭😭😭
t-pains: When your uber driver don’t know who he got in his car The only thing I miss about uber driving is the drunk, turnt up chicks I used to be driving around. Had titties on my neck and shoulders all the time…
giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
I was tagged by lovedyouthen to post the last photo of myself on my phone. It’s the drunk selfie of me from the other night lol. I tag emeraldpaintedskies and ahoboandhisbox and nodak2nc
Just spent 4 hours re doing half of the module that I failed and it’s actually really easy this time around. So far I got passing grades on the quizzes and i’m going to do the second half tomorrow. I’m really honestly proud of myself
I got really drunk for my birthday last night and when I came home, I fell asleep with the window open and listened to the thunderstorms. I am a little bummed today, probably from the alcohol, but it was a perfect birthday.
xenosaurus: the-drunk-game-master:xenosaurus:i, foolishly, decided to try catching up on my x-men comics. went, ah, shit, that event happening has “X” in the title. how bad is it, I thought to myself.this bad is it. what in the goddamn hell.
i ran across the street for a pack a cigarettes, and someone told me they love me.
What part of I love you are you not getting? Do you not know how much it kills me to see you with another girl? Do you not understand how much I want you to tell me to stop seeing other guys. How can you not know that yours is the name on my lips before
kjfux: The first time Lisa and I had a threesome was with her friend, a cute blonde she worked with. I was really drunk and don’t remember too much about it, but she kept telling her friend that I had the biggest cock she had seen and she should
I just had a random memory of the time I lied to my parents and went to Mexico to party over Memorial Day weekend when I was 16 and was basically blacked out all weekend. At some point I completely separated from the girl I went with and was just drunk
sanyax2: Remember the drunk girl you met in the club.. The one who was trying to take off her dress and hump every stranger in sight .. She took off her panties and begged you to Fuck her from behind.. Pity her friends took her home before u could stuff
andiesroom: These are 95% better when you watch all the drunk people leaving Epcot noticing the lights on the floor.
fuck-customers: Yo, submitter of that short blurb about the drunk guy and the yelling (unique, I know). After re telling it to coworkers I realized I left out the best parts and that’s not fair to y'all. Trigger warning for aggression, yelling, and
songofsunset: hippidydip: Under the sea played on bottles?! #at first based on the preview frame I thought it was a bunch of drunk dudes in a pool #it isn’t #it’s actually magic (via gr8a)
dare-i-say-asexual: gogomrbrown: Cop 1: Hey chief, we just threw Leroy in the drunk tank again. Chief: PHOTOGRAPH ALL HIS POSSESSIONS AND TELL THE WORLD OF OUR GLORIOUS WORK Police are GARBAGE Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Who
Me & Tom. Glasgow. 26th February 2012. I was drunk so was sat on this chair and he sat at the side of me so I didn’t need to stand up…hence his hat blocking my face.
urbanoutfiters: orgasm: drunkingly: jacoblasher: I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain. MY LIFE OMG I need
Tied at the post and left…all night long….to bear the cold, the rats, the drunks…..for anyone to stop by and do as they please….to use her in any manner……
miss-world-somebody-kill-me: the-mermaid-and-the-drunks:the-winchesters-tho: winterchurch: this movie ruined my life what made this movie so remarkable is that It was one of very few at the time that did not glorify how smart someone is, and instead
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