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If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all
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“Hey, I have the BEST idea! Let’s Write ‘Hi Mom, I’m Drunk!” on our ASSES and take a picture! Because in addition to her finding out about our problem drinking, it’s important that she knows we mock her when she’s
ahhh, the classic “wait for your friend to get drunk and pass out so you can draw penises” maneuver. never gets old. lol.
6 SHOTS LATER YOUR DRUNK WIFE WAS FUCKING THE COLLEAGUE SHE HAD WARNED EVERYONE ELSE OF..
Spunk Drunk: A state of mind in which the subject has developed such an intense desire for cum that he/she becomes oblivious to reality around them.Have you ever reached the apex of sissiness?
(f)ound the toy i used to play with in high school while drunk at home for thanksgiving
Horoyoi Cherry-Pick | Tipsy Cherry Pick by Okumoto YuutaI hope you guys get as drunk as these two for St.Patricks day today
If you’ve never watched My Drunk Kitchen with the lovely and hilarious Hannah Hart, your life is just simply incomplete. My favorite of them all is Episode 6: Brunch, with a close second being Episode 8: Ice Cream and its Bonus Feature: Frederick?,
Being drunk with the girls
You love hearing about it - that time she got drunk at the nightclub and went home with 2 strangers..
“I got a little drunk at our after work party, honey. That’s why I’m so late getting home. My co-workers looked after me and wouldn’t let me drive until I was sober. Don’t be silly. They were perfect gentlemen and kept me laughing the
A press photo from October of ‘63 features Tania Dawn cooling her feet during a Los Angeles heat wave.. The photo was used in a newspaper column reporting the early morning arrest of ‘L.A. Dodgers’ pitcher: Johnny Podres, on a drunk driving
They’ll probably regret this when they sober up.(via The naked housemates diaries: Drunk lads!)
We’re drinking with some friends tonightAnd I imagine this will be me at about 5AM before we pass outMatching bra and panties armed and readyI’m set, husbandThough in reality I’ll probably be too lazy/drunk and just sleep instead
Gettin friendly with the locals in a cave bar. #grotto #vacation #bahamas #drunk #pool #bar #bahamamama
asklickylick: So umm…this is kind of what’s going on in my life right now… There was lots of tongue and noms x3 (I love this, this is great! Thanks Rebecca! :D Cute and funny, great combination. Even if no one else knows whats going on in the
30 minute challenge drunk derpy day. One of two works that I forgot to upload here after the challenge time.
hellosweetease: #And I forgot I drew this… What if drunk!you leaves sober!you drawn things on your blog for you to be pleasantly surprised by later one day when you’re browsing one of your art tags? I’m just saying it would be mighty sweet of
Found a shot in my camera’s memory from a couple months back that perfectly encapsulates my relationship with http://lavenderpanda.tumblr.com Hey Amber Hey Hey I’m drunk ..Heeeey
It’s late and I am drunk but I totally forgot to take a picture of the fact that I got more metal put into my face today so here is a blurry image of it okay goodnight
Essentially this is any given night after I come home from work: Disheveled, intoxicated and sassy. Hard femme basking in the healthy glow of my computer monitor.
Lu, SK, and I got drunk as hell in Brooklyn, picked up some Fried Chicken and waited 20 minutes for the subway while stuffing our faces like no other. Lu lies down on the subway and the cops come by and wake him up telling him he’s taking up too
mtowntimeagent: lastofthenerdlords: krisderp: Sniper what are you doing? Are you drunk? There is nothing to shoot there. What are you aiming at? I dunno, that wall looks pretty suspicious. #You had one job, Sebastian. #One job.
Lets get drunk with neighbours cat, yes i stole it fml mine is dead any way and its the only creature that likes me
Apparently this was true of Eng and Chang Bunker ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Poor Righty…. this will get a lot more annoying once she realizes she has to pee.So, uh, am I doing a series showing the Off-Colours getting drunk? Yup, this is part two. One, three.Happy
Once the Off-Colours get done with a drunk Emerald….Version sans Sharpie up on my DA!Third in a series! One, two
charlesoberonn: Rick: If anything, the drunk version of me is so supportive of Israel he wants what’s best for it- -6 episodes later- Rick: *achieves peace between Israel and Palestine while drunk/high*
I’m just a little tipsy… the new wine I found gets me actually drunk off one glass, but I guess that’s what you get when you spend ย instead of ů
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
Drink, drank, drunk. Me and the wife :)
I’m so sorry baby, it happened at the beach party. He got me really drunk and fucked me on the sand..
Cute Drunk wetting scenarios/ideas I was drinking at a friends house and thought of these… I don’t think people think about cute drunk wetting enough ✌🏻💛Imagine a Charcter is out, at a bar, with friends/coworkers and asked their SO/friend
Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in
Me and my friend were drunk last night and after refusing for like 10 minutes she convinced me to ride horses with her around the pond. Apparently she didn’t saddle the horse properly so within 2 minutes I fell off the horse with saddle and all.
turtlefeed:blackcatandme: So I went to a bar that had turtles and I ended up being the drunk chick in the corner laughing hysterically by herself while playing with the turtles Where is this bar and are we sure the turtle isn’t drunk?
I got so drunk tonight that I couldn’t fucking stand and accidentally spilled some truth tea I promised I wouldn’t spill XD Now I’ve been sober for about an hour and I’m the only one awake because everyone passed the fuck out
I'm the Doctor.
Hello, I'm the Doctor
#PUNDAY The Extended Drunk Mixxx: Big Pun Tribute (LIVE ON SHADE45) 02.05.10 Presented by @LordSear x @chocboywunda HOUR 1 HOUR 2
“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel
“In the nearby melon covered in man juices” - bad fanfic panels Point: I wish this was so fucked up just because I’m drunk. It is literally just that bad….
wolfam0ngthesheep: jennarambles: This is 100% me af when I drink “Drunk? I’m not drunk.” “You’re the drunk one”
buy1get1freeuse: Moira had been arrested for public drunkenness. A night in the drunk tank would’ve been enough.But, she was drunk enough that the officer’s couldn’t help but have a little fun with her.“Pull your panties aside ma’am, and lean
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
Guess who is drunk off of a 1/3 bottle of Jack daniels and has to move a car to put the garbage out!!!! This guy!!! I’ll update with any damage. the car I have to move is less than a year old.
Thinking back to when I was a kid the way I felt most of the time was almost drunk. Im not sure if it was my medication. You know the stereotype of the drunk asshole hitting on people and making them uncomfortable? That’s how I see myself when I tried
tombkeeperhikari: shelbymutou: animelover4eva14: :3 SO CUTE! Little Jou trying to kill Kaiba, Yugi being like attached to him, Ryou on the chicken, Malik just being adorable. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.
chellzaintshit: withallduedisrespect: electricpastelpapi: rare-reality: khadidon: That friend/person who’s always drunk or at the wrong time. 🍺⛪️ Instagram: KhadiDon | Twitter: KhadiDon Boyyyyyyy this the funniest one yet 😂😂😂
graceebooks: joolabee: MARTIN AND BEN… WERE COMPLETELY SOBER… AND KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING… WHILE FILMING THE DRUNK SCENE… LIKE THEY WERE 100% COHERENT AND DOING THINGS THEY THOUGHT THE DRUNK CHARACTERS WOULD DO AND THERE IS NO WAY THEY WEREN’T
My papa bear got really drunk one night and tried to close himself up in the box he wants to keep me in. This is before stripping naked and trying to run outside at 3 in the morning. Either way, it was the cutest and most adorable thing ever. @shanedog09
I had drunk period sex wth my boyfriend and low and behold the water based lube mixed with the period blood and stained my white comforter
deneuveing: The best people to get drunk with a.k.a Gone With The Drunks. Starring: Vivien Leigh and Olivia de Havilland featuring none other than Laurence Olivier.
You know, I’ve been told that alcohol isn’t the answer. Having sat here, and powered my way through half a bottle of Sailor Jerrys, I can tell you that that is definitely the truth. However, alcohol is good for a timeout from life, where you
thewillowrae: The drunk kids, the CatholicsThey’re all about the same.They’re waiting for something,Hoping to be saved.(drunk kid catholic by bright eyes)
When your drunk 6ft2 boyfriend passes out on you in the middle of Summer in Australia… 😅🌡 #immelting #sohot #itssohot #ohmygod #omg #sendhelp #dyin #babegetoff #drunk #drunkie #drunkiemcdrunkerson #drunkasaskunk #passedout #outcold #exceptimhot
TUmblr friends I am drunk again… I am sorry for all the drunk posts but tumblr is where to be when you are drunk.. my dear followers I love you all! xxx
Normal couples: “you go get the pizza.” “No you go get the pizza.” Bey & jay: “you go get the Grammy.” “No you.”
neon-ghxsts: I want to road trip and watch sunsets and get drunk on the beach
Kevin said that the drunk Glee characters in BIOTA were loosely based on how the actors are in real life when they are drunk. Except for Naya, he said that he'd "never seen Naya cry."
