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popmastergod: If you could pull out a Anime Hentai or 3D character out to the real world to be yours forever, Who would it be? ♡ If I chose Anime: Motoko Kusanagi as she appeared in GitS: Stand Alone complex:If Hentai: Hiroko Takashiro as she appeare
No…by God…The priest … is …Luthor’s camouflage  …no …In the bible …contain … kryptonite … I feel so weak …
iamtallandthin: 40,000 redditors signed a petition to get the Bible off of the shelves of Target only to find out they don’t sell them
rabbitmyrabbit: cutely-perverted: prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about
fashnchatter: FYI, this book states that Jesus was tortured 4 different ways & is boiling in a “cauldron of excrement” in hell. It speaks of the fake Jews in the bible. They can also marry 3 year old little girls & having sex with a young
parkingstrange: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit
true2myroots: Caption this!!!! The bible is keeping her poor and a slave. She closes her eyes and is satisfied with imagining the richness of heaven instead of creating it for her life. She will live and die poor and a slave. However in heaven she will
mudwerks: (via Women in the Bible: Sodom and Gomorrah) Pulp cover by the famous American illustrator Robert A. Maguire
theadventurousadventuresofemily: midwesternshipwreck: A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements. whoa.
A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements.
yasboogie: James C. Lewis “Icons Of The Bible” The series, which will be fully released in October, features 70 models who identify as either Asian, Native American, Hispanic, African, Middle Eastern, Black American and West Indian. “I think
vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you
after a freak accident at the bible warehouse, the only surviving record of Christianity is Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Infographic of the Day: The Bible's Contradictions
friendlyatheist: The genocidal god of the bible.
bangarangn1tram: vagisodium: i dont remember this part of the bible After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
What angels are apparently supposed to look like. They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die. The bible
shipwrecktrain: Thanks DOMA for allowing states to ignore the Full Faith and Credit Clause! Note that he is not reading from the Bible, but instead what appears to be a New York guide book.
pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this and don’t just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this and don’t just ignore this because the Bible says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father at the gates of Heaven.
toyota: Now I know wich was the forbidden fruit the bible talks about
slutintraining: The best way to have fun reading the Bible.
spockisinthetardis: juilan: teamhydrate: this is not a christian company!! satan is so clever i love it this is what it means to live in the bible belt Some poeple just have to have something wrong. But kudos to Monster. I love the drink even more
a-walking-accident: peetamellarkswife: Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up. THIS IS MY EXACT ARGUMENT EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE BIBLE “The Holy Spirit ain’t got a pen” is my new favourite anti-dogma comeback
sweetsurrenderingg: disregardwomen: cadaverous-porcelain: twistedfuckk: we ran out of plates This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book
mysearchforself: ladystormcrow: wholove: A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements. WILL ALWAYS REBLOG. WOAH This reminds me of a really fascinating theological idea I read once.
whytoast: half-dragon-bastard: WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 428 NOTES?!? 723?!? GIVE THIS RHE NOTES IT DESERVES. Romans 13:10 Love worketh no ill to his neighbour: therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.
What the Bible said about the pagan Christmas tree
: Unholy Performances “Can I Copy the Internet” “Blowjob isn’t in the Bible” Digital Collage / Intaes Composition 2013
theoppositeofsane: youngblackandvegan: kyleehenke: I cannot be stopped this is the most important video i’ve ever seen This is a spiritual experience. This song shouldve been in the bible
Get a priest and the holy bible and prepare for some crazy exorcism.
boopednose: emotionsclashagainstemotions: tilthat: TIL the Bible contains a passage where it says it became dark in daytime during the crucifixion of Jesus. It was discovered a total eclipse did actually occur in Jerusalem on 24 November 29 CE at aroun
just-shower-thoughts: As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise
valya221: parkingstrange: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah
pjlowry:I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
la-li-lu-le-lolz: farmraiseddongers: why are ethicists kinkshaming me the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
furonmuscle: Mega hot Nat Paul! Where’d I put my church fan with the Bible verses on one side and Blue Eyed Jesus on the other?! Mercy!
gryphll: rafasolano: rafasolano: easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools an apostle: we thought
rainbow-ashe: theanti90smovement: mom dad im in love with a robot the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
slow-riot: *goes to Barnes and Noble and puts all the bibles in the fiction section*
justchukwa: kaylapocalypse: dukeofbookingham: Another anecdote from Greek class: Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like
beigetype: vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
muslimswearingthings: In Baghdad, a Muslim woman (in black hair covering and holding a copy of the Quran) stands in solidarity with a Christian woman (in white hair covering and holding a copy of the Bible), to show solidarity with the dwindling number
spoopyshivers: spoopyshivers: why do old people read the bible so much i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: I’m not a religious person, but I do like some of the things mentioned in the bible. Two things that stand out are, “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself”, and especially the Golden Rule, “Do unto others as
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T IGNORE THIS. The bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of His father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test.
╠═╝Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he’d say was, “Fear not.” … I guess they were pretty spectacular.GILBERT MORRIS, The Angels of Bastogne★
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this . DON'T IGNORE THIS. The Bible says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of his father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test.
fizzy-dog: “artists dont work for the love of art anymore, they just rely on commissions and patrons” this is how art has literally always been the fucking sistine chapel is commissioned fanart of the bible
karenfelloutofbedagain: sonneillonv: palomayombe: sentientcitizen: penciltothetemple: jestermd: the-last-of-december: Nice guy Lucifer is the best meme Yes Oh man, get on my blog. By far my favorite one here is “Not a character in the Bible
captain-snark: twinkleofafadingstar: “FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!” Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible #SCULPT SOME ORIGINAL CHARACTERS IF YOU WANT YOUR ART TO BE RESPECTED MICHELANGELO
