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abbeywan: In the Bible Cain slew Abel And East of Eden he was cast, You’re born into this life paying, for the sins of somebody else’s past, Daddy worked his whole life, for nothing but the pain, Now he walks these empty rooms, looking for something
spoopyshivers: spoopyshivers: why do old people read the bible so much i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
did-you-kno: The only breed of dog to be mentioned by name in the Bible is the greyhound. Source
yidquotes: Strangely, the Torah contains no reference to an afterlife… Perhaps the Bible did not raise the issue of afterlife because it recognized that when it becomes central to religion, it diverts people’s attention from their responsibilities
benevolent-falcon: rainandpathos: hymnsofheresy: hymnsofheresy: american nationalism is its own religion. the constitution is comparable to the Bible. read as if it was written by God, and is oftentimes considered indisputable the flag is an idol
captain-snark: twinkleofafadingstar: “FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!” Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible #SCULPT SOME ORIGINAL CHARACTERS IF YOU WANT YOUR ART TO BE RESPECTED MICHELANGELO
blaqtivist: the bible says you reep what you sew so the justice system and the police department has got a lot of reeping coming their way
queen-ichiban: vile-black-bile: karayray1: over350lbsoffuckyou: scootsenshi: milliondollarnigga: gloupseason: EWEWEWEWWWEWWEWWWW now i see why the bible says you shouldn’t eat shrimp!! really is the cockroach of the ocean I don’t fuck with
jamaicanbulma: thesickestsinner: thatfineassaliengirl: oshun67: Ok, who’s going to hell?!😜😂 Lemme feel them 🔥🔥🔥lmfao Oh well - to hell we go. This is the stupidest this I’ve ever read…. the Bible literally says the marriage
soumeki: twinkleofafadingstar: “FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!” Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible I never laughed so hard.
frostirons: okay, my freshman year in bio, we had to make these giant fucking timelines of the earth’s evolutionary and geological development but this girl refused to do it because she said it went against the bible so the teacher made her make a
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked
twinkleofafadingstar: “FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!” Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible
dukeofbookingham: Another anecdote from Greek class: Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like the cosmic, religious sense
whitewhine: The compassionate few See why the Bible is only called the “good” book…
dimetrodone: dimetrodone: Why do some of the Kremlings in donkey Kong have nipples but the Kongs don’t. The bible says Barrels and Eve, not K Rool and Steve
laxinlaney: hadeniikuze: the-megs: guruthethird: padalurki: isaacedlahey: on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say romeo & juliet Fight Club The Great Gatsby The Bible.
titytwochainz: member in the bible god told that nigga to kill his son bruh he took his kid to the top of a mountain and put the choppa to his neck then god was like sike nah fam u good that was wild
spiritualinspiration: “In the morning, O Lord, You hear my voice; in the morning I lay my requests before You and wait in expectation” (Psalm 5:3, NIV). In the Bible, David was called a man after God’s own heart. He knew God and saw incredible
hey-cassbutt: nitutitu: a-weeping-angel-just: GUYS I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT THE SNAKE MEANS In the bible Lucifer turns into a serpent, or a snake, and tempts Eve to eat the fruitLucifer is tempting Sam to become his vessel Or Lucifer is tempting
charlietheunicorn711: theawsumamanda: youngdirector21: i-am-thedoctor: ALL THE AWARDS ALL OF THEM. I APPLAUD THIS MAN. ALL THE AWARDS Watch out, the Bible had gays in it too
spoopyshivers:spoopyshivers: why do old people read the bible so much i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
animedads: Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti* God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck
james-silvercat:klinger4yossarian:probablyasocialecologist:the-fugitive-kaspy:anuic-deactivated20220825:OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.Father Jones explained that his “advice does not contradict the Bible’s eighth commandment
If you believe in Jesus Christ Re-blog this . DON'T IGNORE THIS. the bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of his father in the gates of heaven. this is the simplest test.
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T IGNORE THIS. The bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of His father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test.
richardeffinivey: Today is an important day for North Carolinians. We are making our voices heard all over this state to let people know that we don’t stand for the legislation of discrimination. The rainbow appeared in the Bible as a symbol of peace
This is why I can’t take female Christians seriously. The bible is the most popular sexist book ever written. How can a women call herself a Christian or Catholic when the whole religion describes them as inferior.
fanatic-proxy: idiotsonfb: fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook: Not the mythological being we deserved but the one we needed. just like Ralph… Satan is just misunderstood. Of course. Everything mentioned about him in the Bible is wrong.
mudwerks: (via Women in the Bible: Sin thy Name Is Woman) The Sin (1893) by the German symbolist painter Franz von Stuck (1863-1928).
manicstreetbutlers: Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader. Isnt that the Bible?
When you’re sitting in a Temple and pray to God. When you’re talking to your Reverend about the Bible. When you’re the co-president to a Buddhist Association and you’re Christian. When you’re pressured into believing the
ivanebeoulve: Creation of EvaI find Eve to be the the most interesting character in literature.In the bible it’s said, that she was created out of Adam’s rib. as to why god used him instead of dirt, it is unknown, until later…“ought men to love
edgarallanfuck: in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you mrs. sarmento The
collegefangirl3791: skywalking-across-the-galaxy: fluidityandgiggles: quinintheclouds: alleenickel: blue-fluffy-dragon: zombiebrainsoup: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: the bible but its retold in memes “if she eat the
pacegallery: Zhang Huan: Let There Be Light opens 510 West 25th Street next Thursday, October 29, 6 – 8 pm. The exhibition will feature new ash paintings made between 2011 and 2014, presenting passages from the Bible and The Star-Spangled Banner in
nikeurl: highdie: somedayinjakarta: I still can’t watch the Exodus trailer without laughing. I mean like I know the bible is fiction so maybe the idea is like “yeah yeah Egypt was white people” idk it’s just so embarrassing. ancient egyptians
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