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Wow…the definition of slim and stacked and EXACTLY what the doctor ordered on a cold Monday morning! Â I didn’t sleep well last night, I think aliens came to visit me, but everything is ok now because this gorgeous brunette with her perfect
slutty-little-alien: relikinky: Fuuuck I can even LAY him oh gods. Fuck. Look how much my pussy stretches around him!! Gods I wish someone was pounding me right now. The shape of this toy is perfection….. if only BD made it in multiple sizes, the
chocolateninjadonut: I decided to gif the very first video I ever watched of Mark’s. Which is that one down there. EVERYTHING HATES ME!! | Surgeon Simulator 2013 Space Update (ALIEN SURGERY) #2 It feels like so long ago. Now look where we are. Thank
kt-tsuritama: part-timer-of-evil: So I went to the bathroom when suddenly MOM MOM DON’T TELL ME DID YOU LET AN ALIEN COME INTO OUR HOUSE OUR HOUSE MOM IS HE IN THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW MOM MO M #FUCK BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FISH #AND NOW DUCK
fistinginferno: jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his
jahghi:fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts
rain-auror: cooldudebro: let me lay down some facts for you: aliens are real horoscopes are real skeletons are real star wars is probably real linkin park is almost too real yeah but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so
thelegend0fmatthew: al–cappuccino: Alien (1979) - Ridley Scott. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
adhd-alien:ADHD can feel like it gets ‘worse’ when we get older and have to organize ourselves more - the same thing can happen when we start working from home. For me, wfh is a double edged sword. It has it’s upsides, but was also the
bigbadblackooze: “Please, help me! This alien thing that slithered inside me that night, he changed into these clothes…but he is actually some monster…I…” A voice cool and deep overwhelms his mind. The man he was just talking to fades out
lolsashaisweirdhaha: thunder-the-wolf: weasleyismyking540: lucy-shining-star: Someone give me context. I need context. Right. I need to know why. Old woman is an evil alien called a skrull who can shapeshift. Punching girl is Captain Marvel,
mbrainspaz: tenismyydoctor: who-lligan: croowley: so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway you know who that reminds me of? THE MOTHER****ING ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD gooDBYE
renaroo123: mbrainspaz: tenismyydoctor: who-lligan: croowley: so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway you know who that reminds me of? THE MOTHER****ING ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
spiroandthelacktones: fistinginferno: jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting
eldritchscholar:me, covered in snow and holding onto a dog that is lashing tentacles out of its alien body as it tries to assimilate me: GUYS THERE’S FREE DOGS IN THE ANTARCTIC
fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i
50shadesofpotato: assbuttwhohasfandoms: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chill and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts
burdenedbygloriouspurpose: fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When
bittersweetxxiii: From baby to babe? It took almost 25 years to get to this point in my life where when I look in the mirror I don’t see an alien or a stranger staring back at me. Everyday is a struggle to push forward and to keep moving in the right
skarosoul: doctor-sherlock-merlin-legends: oodlyenough: ^^ WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!? is is just me who thinks that this scene was the greatest piece of acting a little British show about aliens and space has ever seen?
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround
psychedelic-aliens: “The knowledge of which geometry aims is the knowledge of the eternal”- PlatoArt by me
suicide-cobain: fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound
