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slutty-little-alien: On Thursday i had my highly anticipated second “date” with the dom i met on tinder. Its taken me a couple days to mentally sort through my hot blur of an experience enough to write about it, but here it is. His place is way
psyfemme: He has the face of a devoted puppy and the mind of a baboon. She has the face of a vengeful goddess and the mind of an alien super villain. Not going to end well for him is it? very nice harness… wonder if my Lady would allow me to
alien-hado: “ No matter what I say or do. He doesn´t care that my husband is taking a nap in the bedroom. He doesn´t care that I feel pain and beg him to stop. When he wants and where he wants, my son takes my body and do what he want with me.
fabulouslyunderdeveloped: esslaurent: A photoset of smiling owls. The second one is my favorite. It’s like “I’M HAVING MOUSE TOOONNIIIIIIIIGHT” THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH KIND when the patient describes the owl/alien as “looking down on me
Yesterday Vasquez (from Aliens) was the “Mexican equivalent of the black face”Today is that the Gift of Sombra dancing with a sombrero, and maracas is racist. Is just me or tumblr became more retarded after the election?gringos pendejos.Es en serio
forgetful-fox: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look
fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so
wrecknician: the-mad-march-hare42: wrecknician: me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants This is so confusing to read as a British person me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we
renaroo123: mbrainspaz: tenismyydoctor: who-lligan: croowley: so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway you know who that reminds me of? THE MOTHER****ING ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
dreamjng: fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts
godpenis: fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts
forevercryingbecausemerlin: assbuttwhohasfandoms: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chill and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv
slimepop: listen okay id fuck an alien. i would definitely fuck an alien. like i dont care man, if aliens are invading the earth or if i get abducted or whatever, if one is dtf, im jumping on that. you give me a grey? ill fuck it. you give me a kaminoan?
baretobush: And then, on September 16th, 2013, it all came off. Don’t ask me what that weird thing behind me is, I think it came from a house. The important part is, my vagina now looks like a creepy alien life form and I spent an hour staring at it
fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i
Also this part, we’re they’re doing dishes together like a family. And Amethyst eats part of the plate and Pearl is outraged and Garnet’s just grinning. It’s just really really cute to me.like, give me anything where there’s, like, inhuman aliens
torpedoesarts: My character. This is from a part of the story where he goes into the garden and gets dazzled by all the weird alien plants. I posted this on instagram, but it forced me to crop out most of the details! Here’s the un-cropped version.
cloudsareassholes: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chill and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at
"Alien: Isolation is awful because the Xenomorph keeps killing me!"
weveneverbeenalone: Alien Grey, supposedly filmed by the KGB. If this one is a hoax, it is very good because it always makes me feel sad when I look at its facial expression. Make of it what you will.
weylandyutaniprmanagement: al–cappuccino: Alien (1979) - Ridley Scott. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
al–cappuccino: Alien (1979) - Ridley Scott. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
chokesngags: fornaxed: cutevictim: I wish platonic bdsm was more of a thing. I want really good friends who will sometimes spit in my mouth and slap me and tell me I’m a filthy little piggy. this is why aliens pass us by lmfao the ugliest laugh
rnetric: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at
medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv
Alien (1979) - Ridley Scott. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv THATS
kate-nylonette:Do you like my new Glass Alien Tongue Dildo? This is one of the best glass dildos I’ve ever bought! It’s ever such a long smooooooth Alien Tongue that knows how to reach the very most intimate areas of me! ;-) x
amberbetita: Holy shit GUYS, WE ARE FUCKING TINY. the more i look at this, the scarier it is this fascinates me, honestly You seriously can’t now doubt aliens exist? In the Few seconds of watching this…I’ve learned more about the
Holy shit GUYS, WE ARE FUCKING TINY. the more i look at this, the scarier it is this fascinates me, honestly You seriously can’t now doubt aliens exist? In the Few seconds of watching this…I’ve learned more about the Planets on Tumblr
yesixicana: grrlyman: metrichouse: This is for my father. This is a big FUCK YOU to those times he made me feel ashamed, fearful, less than, alienated, and repulsed by myself. This is to shatter the binaries he perpetuated within my home. For the times
