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jewcyjayy: deandresr: sazzmine: This is me fr. That’s why I don’t drink lmao 😂😂😂😂 This is literally all my guy friends then me lmao
guns-n-broses: Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic
mxcleod:guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
tardis-mind-palace: pi3rcethe-satans: allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and
teenagealpha: justafag: Why the fuck is this cup empty? You begged to serve me and you can’t even keep my drink topped up - for that you aren’t going to service my Cock today I’m going to find some real pussy, make it up to me and get this place
akinaayael: goldensweetcheeks: onlyblackgirl: sweettea-and-honeybutter: sweetmemes-aremadeofthis: Go pop pop 😂❤️👏🏾 Why them shoes got eyes 😂😂😂 “You gon drink that straight?” “Na imma tilt my head back” 😂😂😂👌🏾
adoptmejolie: nymphadile: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg
mycroft-queenofcake: series-in-my-heart: a-weeping-angel-just: quantum-drinks: astridtheinvinciblespacewitch: That’s nice, Steven. actual antichrist steven Moffat now do you non bbc people know why we fear him
picasso-peaches: tardis-mind-palace: pi3rcethe-satans: allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person
mxcleod: guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
mxcleod:guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?Me: aesthetic fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
stability: hotdanishdad: why did they have to word it like that…. fiiiinally i can expect the baristas to nut in my morning drink
filmedonmyphone: isa-ghost: raven-clues: viostormcaller: killowave-the-2nd: LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E GLSKGKSKGMSKVK *drinks water* prison transfer
thatotherfob: psychofactz: More Facts on Psychofacts :) Oh that’s why my mom drinks so much lmao
littlebusty: lezbambii: @littlebusty No why did you make me stop i was drinking that ! Emma, you are so fucking cute when you are hungry! Now stop being such a hog and share some with me then be a good girl and get back to work, we have a long night
johnmulady: OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING
brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me
pussylipgloss: damn why waste time to try to make other people feel bad for no reason when u can just…….not do that and drink some water
As Sabrina nursed her drink she looked at Mr. Crude, smiled slyly and then said, “Why don’t I just pretend to be drunk? That way, you can take advantage of me but I can still get involved and enjoy it even more!”
gavynalsteen: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious Scary, scary. Why are you at a bar if you don’t want to drink
nomoreideas: littlekitt3n: Why isn’t she drinking it??? I don’t know but i love that mess… she will lick the floor clean later. ;) (via TumbleOn)
bimbofactory: fucktoyplanet:Ashley paused in her drinking and stared at Kevin suspiciously. “Why are you watching me like that?”Kevin just shrugged. “I just like to watch you sometimes. Perks of being a boyfriend.”Ashley just rolled her eyes
nuttinbutbutt: A PSA FOM NERO: drink responsibly or you may end up on this blog, crying “Why did I post that?”
mxcleod:guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?Me: aestheticfuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
kcdinc: I’ve been drinking I get filthy when that liquor gets into me I’ve been thinking, I’ve been thinking Why can’t I keep my fingers off it, baby? - Drunk In Love
my-secret-naughty-desires: brennanat: “You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation
thedailylaughs: michaxl: ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks ok but thats none of your business
planethate: I hate the fact that I am such a loser and nobody wants to make plans or hangout with me. And you all wonder why the fuck I am so depressed and drink.
miraruinada:“Tell me what sorta science you’re talking about first and then I’ll decide.” “ And why would I tell you ? For all I know you’re gonna drink that stuff and waste it ! This is a goddess’ bath
allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers
jaxblade: pearl-likes-pi: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah
fiercelittlekitten: fiercelittlekitten: hey it’s me again 🙈 hope you enjoy my submissions 💖 Wait why does that look like a bottle of sky vodka?Maybe this means I drink too much 🤷♀️
naughtyblondemom: kinkymum: Daddy!!! Can you h..help me please… I can’t get undressed…I think I’ve had too much to drink…whoops!! … And THAT’S why we leave the liquor cabinet unlocked by ‘accident’ whenever Hubby and I go out…
Oh yeah, that’s why I don’t drink……
phantomrose96:gen-is-gone: phantomrose96:“Be sure to shake it!” the bubble tea barista tells me but I don’t. I won’t. Why would I? “It mixes the sugar” maybe you want that. Maybe YOU do. To be drinking some homogenous concoction. Uniformly
dragonarie: Today I bought myself a Starbucks for the first time in months and had to stop and wonder why I ever thought it was smart to spend ū.50 on a drink that consists of 80% ice and 20% caramel water.
pretty privilege is just something that’s always been there. But in this day and age you can see it and feel it more than ever before. When people say well free drinks isn’t a privilege but let’s just stop for a second and go well why is this person
sweet-cynical-deactivated202212:I just wanna eat bread, drink wine, and have orgasms, why can’t life be that simple
luxeskynet: notdenialsurvival: -imaginarythoughts-: thickasschocolatemermaid: some of y'all barely 18/19 and full blown alcoholics, addicted to xan, and drinking lean. like…. where the fuck are your parents? and your common sense? That’s why
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marriedmasturbatrix: Q: I think about eating my own cum but after the orgasm i find it disgusting. Why is that? Pls help Q: I am sooooooo horny to drink cum for you Mistress but I have to admit I chickened out and didn’t do it when I made my little
endlesslusts: I can’t understand why you refuse to believe that nothing happened at my friend’s toga party, babe. All I did was drink a little then spend some time playing pool. It really wasn’t a very exciting party at all, and you know I would
traumadic: person: why are you drinking coffee, don’t you have anxiety?? won’t that make it worse?? me:
