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denialclub: That’s it. Look up at me slave. See the woman who replaced you. I ride his dick and drink his cum and he tells me he loves me. Why? Because I’m a better fuck than you? No.Because I’m cruel.Because I tell you how worthless you are. Because
fringecomix: So, why DIDN’T Peter and Fauxlivia use a condom? In the alternate universe, men are generally considered responsible for birth control. The “male pill” (actually, a colorless solution that can be dissolved in any drink, such as
kaysarahh: fartgallery: I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon drink. see sarah this is why we are friends
mxcleod: guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
I just made coffee like an hour ago and I’m sitting here like “I’m SO tired, how can I be this tired when I just made coffee?” and then I realized I made the coffee but forgot to drink it. That’s why, Artie. You don’t
jakeenglish: i dont get why people hate hipster/summer blogs so much just leave em be all they wanna do is reblog pictures of girls in floral shorts and half-empty starbucks drinks let them that is what they like and i am 100% certain they think your
klassyy: sailorshockmouse: allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes
vvankinq: michaxl: ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks That’s none of your business
There’s something about drinking from a styrofoam cup that I really enjoy. Not sure why.
polyleisle: Ok but really here is the actual picture. I can only imagine Zone-tan really likes milkshakes and that’s why she is drinking a couple here with no regard for cleanliness.
fish-dinner-connoisseur: pukejar: spider-hole: brthbe: What a cover-up. why is art pikachu drinking pellegrino art ho beverages thats not a cover up its a point blank headshot to the original artist
tawdis:This was me last night after looking in the mirror and realizing I was drunk. Not sure why that came as a surprise after 6 drinks… or was it 7?
jordan-reet: I noticed, you looked like you had a whole lotta fun too. It was nice. I did alittle swimming but not much. Because your backside is a very pleasant view, that’s why. All I did was swim mainly. I went onto the yacht to get a drink but
jordan-reet: Smiling into the kiss when he felt her loving long kiss against his lip. Taking a drink of the wine he looked over to her, smiling over her glass. “You sure about that? I don’t know why’d you miss me.” He shot her a playful wink.
everydaycomics: and that’s why you should drink moderately.
broswithoutclothes: “And that’s why we don’t drink the props.”
moniquill: mylittleredgirl: mycaptainsharon: mylittleredgirl: I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like … it’s rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that don’t taste like rotten grapes. Why Okay I don’t know when this post
rebelrevealed: unrepentantwarriorpriest: Impressive I don’t even care why….just…want to sit here watching him do it. i’ll drink to that
beyourpassionagain: formerlyknownasemily: mylittleredgirl: mycaptainsharon: mylittleredgirl: I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like … it’s rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that don’t taste like rotten grapes. Why Okay
pi-xy: kdeadkiwi: pi-xy: i think i’ll spend today trying to get back into doing tattoo designs (finally) and drinking flavoured tea ☕️ That Big Daddy is awesome! Why thank you!
filmedonmyphone: isa-ghost: raven-clues: viostormcaller: killowave-the-2nd: LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E GLSKGKSKGMSKVK *drinks water* prison transfer
southernsassysub: yesyouhavetoaskthings: littleenchantedone: That’s why you don’t drink, think, and talk at the same time Cheers 🥃
traumadic: person: why are you drinking coffee, don’t you have anxiety?? won’t that make it worse?? me:
tardis-mind-palace: pi3rcethe-satans: allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and
helpless-cuck: ▒h.c▒: I know. That’s why we went to this club. Anything to drink for you two?
allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers
lovelyderriere: asleepylioness: Why do we have favorite coffee mugs? because of how they look, or what they remind us of, sure. But I think in the long run, its the mug that gives you what you want. I take forever to drink my coffee in the morning, so
guns-n-broses: Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic
Idk why I don’t day drink more. I am buzzed enough that this is the most relaxed I’ve been in ages.
jenniferlawler: find us on 👻 ➡️ downtofap 💯 That’s why I love DEIRDRE, she loves sucking and drinking CUM. Look at her go.
hofferman: androphilia: Manis Gigantea why is that artichoke drinking water
somukeithurts: guns-n-broses: Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic
did-you-kno:There’s a scientific reason why you crave greasy foods when you’re hungover. Drinking alcohol increases production of a brain chemical called galanin that enhances your desire to eat fatty foods. If you get drunk and wake up needing a
neuromorphogenesis:What happens when you drink a cup of coffeeCoffee is fantastic - there’s no denying that. In fact, it is the world’s most popular beverage after water. But do you ever wonder why exactly coffee makes you feel so good? Here’s a
chutneyspew: cumslutanddomuk: And here she is with my load in her. I’m lying underneath waiting to drink it as it pours out of her well fucked cunt. that is one beautiful motherfucking pussy! Why, thank you very much. ☺️
mxcleod:guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?Me: aesthetic fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
fuckingships: marvel-lous-things: Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house Peter: thank you, but I can’t Bartender: why not Peter: Bartender: Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m
liquidstar: liquidstar: it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?
iswearimnotnaked: i can’t believe i have to argue why humans aren’t supposed to be drinking milk by proving that cats aren’t either. y'all use the most bullshit excuses as if you’re cats/lions/whatever next animal you’re gonna choose
realisenothing: footworkdruid: realisenothing: water isn’t fun to drink because there’s no challenge that’s why i’m selling my new beverage, “Hard Water” release a hardcore mode where if you can’t finish the bottle in one continuous
What’s in cold turkey that people are wanting to smoke/drink, and why wouldn’t it be safe to stop?
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg
pornequalsworship: She was the most beautiful booty you had seen all your life you knew you had to have it. All yours. She knew. She always knew. That’s why she drugged your drinks. Kept you from fucking your ass and had you stroke all night long.
jaxblade: pearl-likes-pi: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah
goldenpoc: lavenderlipgloss: Coconut water is trash why do people even drink that shit 😷😷 And seltzer water omg, worse thing I ever tasted in my life
