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doctornsara:it turkey day.i ated turkey.Also ham.it was a good day. yes. that me
me showin off the blank board that i designed for abraham’s birthday (: ~disregard the akwardness at the end lmao “Wildcat” - Ratatat (in background)
OMFG I FINALLY was able to draw a not-completely-FUGLY Bara!Sans.Jfc, I was literally walking around mad at myself….! y’all’ve prolly seen the previous attempts and ohmygod they were so shitty. Oh wow. So the normal ut b!Sans is ded to me (ofc
Lmao my roommate is outta town for the week, so I’m completely alone for the first time in like….. months. And I usually only cook because he asks me to, so now that hes gone I’ve been literally just snacking on fruit and shredded chees
jesterofthetraveler: venom: *does that thing with his tongue* Me when I saw the leaked trailer lmaoooo
BUMPING INTO YOUR FAVORITE BANDS VOCALIST THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON AND BLUSHING SO HARD
alohomorashlie: you guys have no idea how much that stupid l’oreal no tears shampoo post was fucking annoying me lmao LIKE EVERY TIME I SAW IT I WAS SHOUTING IN MY HEAD ‘YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WRONG’ also i always wanted that in watermelon scent
dev3ndra: if we’re in a mutual follow feel free to fucking kill me
jhopesbitchface: I DEEPLY APOLOGISE TO THOSE THAT TAG ME IN THINGS BUT I END UP NEVER DOING IT
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
shalinga-ling: annamabee: You all may think youve seen the best scene in Mew Mew Power but you’re probably wrong. I was Not prepared for that lmao
screamandshout: get-elain-a-horse: I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where
That's so meme
pinkmanjesse: *starts feeling guilty because i know i could be doing something more productive* …sure hope that goes away
sappling: anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/
Me: *shows friend weird song i love and they don’t seem to be reacting much*Me 32 seconds into the song: dw I hate this bit of the song don’t worry :) and that bit too and all of it my taste in music isn’t bad :) have you tried bleach i think its
Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you strong as fuck.
bogleech: iguanamouth: zooophagous: carrioncoyote: badgerofshambles: sofiabiologista: Incredible Hercules beetle pupa 🎥 Hirofumi Kawano Alright I love the shit out of bugs, you know me. But honestly that thing looks like a fucking Guillermo
Me trying to convince tumblr that bullying ain’t ok:
thisishiphoplifestyle: friend: you ok?me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life*me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
lmao I never looked at it that way. No wonder the style never appealed to me, being as generously endowed as I am. *brags*
lmao…. This literally just made me snort an Arizona drink out my nice and give a great booming laugh so loud that my roomy jumped half a mile in the hallway. Nice. ^_^
Oh man you don’t even know. Ya know that guy who laughs during a movie, like a real, heartfelt laugh, and he’s the only one and no one at all gets what the fuck he’s laughing at? Thats me… so me… ^_^
lmao I am mildly ashamed that this never occured to me…
lmao…… That would make me fucking NERVOUS….
lmao… Took me like 30 seconds to understand why this was evil… I really don’t eat candy… does it fucking matter that much??? Hahahah.
Thats me. On the right. =_=
lmao… Women fucking do that to me all the time.
lmao. Got me. Did NOT see that coming.
when that guilt sinks in from jerking it to lady cocks in your piss porn
As my brother and I get older, we look more alike. We were being stupid that day. Lmao 😅
hollyjolly-jolteon: My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home Me, laying in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
holmecuffed: universalgrandma: nuvematown: so what do you guys have planned for valentines day murder thats the spirit
howdyspacebuddy: i know that the “bottoms up and the devil laughs” lady is hilarious and all but she’s also the jerk who interrupted the first ever Muslim prayer at the National Cathedral in Washington DC last week. which is considerably less funny
tagged by liquidemerald5. Rule #1, post the rules.Rule #2, answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.Rule #3, tag 11 people then link them in the post.Rule #4, tell them you tagged them.Rule #5, tell the person that
i would unfollow me if i saw this layout
thatfineassaliengirl: gregwuzhere: thatfineassaliengirl: thatfineassaliengirl: Science tumblr how fucked would we be in the moon moved 100,000 miles closer? I want a better view Make that 500,000 miles. I want a big moon. We’re only ~235,000 miles
hoeswithclothes: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO AYO Guess I’m something like a bird because I know a lot of that shit lmao
fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of
dialupmodem: me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO
kittensplayground: classyperversions: hissexydisaster: darkwolfdom: Yea we are LMAO! this made me literally laugh out loud I have typed that so many ducking times! Lmao!!!!! Lmao!!! About ducking time. 😂 oh that’s actually the first time
On this day I unfortunately had to tell a new venture bros fan that if you are watching it uncensored, you will see Rusty dongCursed to see Rusty dong but they won’t even let us see Brock dong, fml
cuntliflower: lilfingermonkey: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to every drake concert, and kiss you to every beautiful drake song so that you can never listen to take care again without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And
feministbuffy: breannewilliamson: kidslutti-: mrslean: lstname1st: ohbaeme: Watching this makes me happy I did not see that coming yoooo This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao New favourite video on Tumblr
vvolfhound: bonus: fuckyahumor: deadtrash: “thats not very lady-like of you”
rlaph: My mom wants me to start drama
A group of boys were in my cul de sac and shot my car with a nerf gun as I drove by. Lawd I slammed on my brakes so fast and hopped outta there and all but two ran away from me. Lmao I struck fear into the kid that hit my car and his friend abandoned
me : “now that i have free time im going to continue working on several of these wips i have !” me : /opens up a new canvas and works on an entirely new thing …fuck
comedysexgod: comedysexgod:THIS IS THE CUTEST SEX SCENE I’VE EVER WATCHED look. i’m just a simple girl running a fucked up blog. i can’t tell you how to live. but i can tell you without a doubt that if you choose to spend ten minutes watching
my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him it was ridiculous that he said he was working on his man tan instead of just saying tan it was really an absurd argument because it started out as me joking but he was so hostile and pissed
Me talking to my best friend's brother for the first time
colachampagnedad: friend: you ok? me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life* me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
marzipanandminutiae: hollywood’s idea of every sapphist: Victoria’s Secret model in flannel and a beanieaesthetics of actual sapphists I know: vintage goth femme vintage androgynous would probably wear full Rococo court gown every day if possible
aplpaca: “do you like voltron?” YES YES YES YESALKSDBLLBAKLSDL AAAAAAAA “are you in the voltron fandom?” i greatly enjoy about 1.12% of it if thats what youre asking
lmao I’m already back thank you mom for giving me all the wrong clothes so I went there for nothing
iroxykun: whoops my hand slipped i’ll colour it later probs make it all vectory and stuff ye omg is that me wahaa thank youu! <3
krisdoodles: It’s you and me, Pearl. Let’s fuse.
shout out to that one very rant-y bee anon in my inbox rn for reminding me why i keep anon off
imagine taking the time to create a whole ass ‘””receipts””’ blog just to reblog embarrassing posts 4-5 years old from someone who was a stupid teen to try and demonize them all because they occasionally mention that they don’t like a fictional
that-brainy-bimbo: naughty-tatertot: that-brainy-bimbo: My favorite activity is acting like I’ve never done anything kinky when I meet a new guy. “Have u actually had anal?? Omg thats like so scary to me…maybe some day…but eek!” *goes home
