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good-dog-girls:My wife bought me this extremely round coyote bank. It is the roundest doggo. My friends on IRC are amused by fat doggo>It’s so fucking happy too, it’s adorable.>That’s what happens when you eat too many chickens>chubby doge>wha
Lmao Thats my Troll Face Those braces just make this pic look nice in my opinion lol i should make a meme
That’s me lmao (not really) but its why I would do.
That’s me…and then I woke up :(
lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”
shaish:That artist problem where you can draw a body with the clothes on but actually doing the body without them is harder
agaricals: That joke backfired. Tell me he wouldn’t though. Please stop me from shitposting at 3 am
Someone called me a Neanderthal because I don’t shave my armpits. Who wants to take bets that it was a man who doesn’t shave his armpits either? Bid starts at ŭ raises in บ increments. Ends when I call it.
kittenpavv: GIVE ME YOUR BODY
itssubtle: fluffy-omorashi: Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit .. I see it, but only because i have notifications ok for you. Whenever i go to your blog, nothing is there
knightscrest: love it when mutuals i dont really talk to like one of my posts bc its like “glad i brought something to the table that you liked please dont leave me”
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
madokaakemi: fuck-kirk: starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee: shell-tear-your-world-apart: endsofadream: SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY. Now that’s how you get laid boys. YYYOOOOOOOOOO OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC
icantevensleep: The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.”
xyle: bookslayer13: xyle: *unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that* I think you mean subconsciously no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life
momentary-ecstasy:I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries.
landorus: cashier: that’ll be Ŭ.20 me: bruh cashier: bruh
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
bombing: girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
glitch420: brokenautomaton: memeufacturing: i can’t reblog this because CK has me blocked but this is. Honestly amazing, It’s funny how people harass someone based on their opinions, but then kick and scream when that person defends themselves,
thebuttkingpost: akron-squirrel: realmofstelo: geibuchan: balenaproductions: chrishallbeck: I guess he thinks I’ll lower my price if he insults me? Patreon | Store | Web | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Such bullshit. Artists need to be paid.
ok but just because cops are shitty don’t mean crimes are suddenly cool lmao
yes Phone Owner got their phone back
alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
Blah I’ve grown attached to you and I know you have to me too but I don’t wanna ruin our perfect platonic love relationship that we’ve created by being too needy because I have a bad habit of doing that XD
fullbladderbitch: but for real tho i’m such a nasty like i’ll see a commercial for simply lemonade and just think to myself, “hmmm…this would be fun to watch while i’m desperate to pee.”what the fuck is wrong me who thinks that
ceasefires: Steven: Hey Sar, would you rather sit on a cake and eat dick, or sit on a dick and eat cake? Me: How is that even a question.
That would SO make me walk in and have a beer. Honestly, it would. XD
That’d work on me for sure.
I’m really proud of myself. This is the first time in my life I actually like my body. I’m content with where my workouts are leading me. That and I want to attract all the hotties. ;) lmao
mazokhist: me every day that’s not t day: can’t wait for my next shot me on t day:
lnnea: My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with
asparagays: “i can’t sleep” “just close your eyes lol” wow thanks for that a+ tip how did i never think of that
50shadesofyodaddysdick: me to my friends after they find out that i like some generic ass white boy
nbconline: fatwink: a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed
misadventuresofmila:if I text you some wild outta pocket nasty shit there’s like a 10 min window before I’m over it. Don’t text me back 30 mins later cuz the mood has passed that was the old me!!! I don’t know her anymore
fun fact american servers fucking suck any time that’s not 2am-4am
You're now legally obligated to fight me IRL
little–kitten-princess: starrimmedglasses: daddys-rainbow-princess: I’M BEING A BRAT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DISCIPLINE ME AND GIVE ME TIME OUTS AND TALK TO ME IN A STERN VOICE AND SPANK ME. WHY IS THAT NOT CLEAR? Holy fuck. Literally me.
me-la-pelas: Then they’re gonna want to follow me and look at all my pics and show her girls - La novia: “look at that bitch, she ain’t even cute.”- La amiga: “you’re right girl, she ain’t.. she’s fat and I heard she’s a hoe. ____
rydenarmani: rydenarmani: just call me daddy 😉 update: next dude that messages me with some “or you could call me daddy ;)” shit is gonna have their own dick fed to them
Unfortunate reminder that Billy Whalen thinks eating pussy is disgusting and therefore is no better than DJ Khaled 🔫 😔
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
sixsteen: You: *calls me ugly* Me: *hopes you ain’t driving with that fucked up vision*
nickjonasnipples: me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism me at work: honestly?
unclefather: me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best employee: I’m sorry, what? me: which is the best to buy
apocketuniverse: me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!! me by 4 PM that afternoon:
heroineheroine: king-rve: fucking-bambi: do u ever wonder how many people have masturbated over u 😬 lmao
kennedyclintonkat: 66mph: all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his
teamnowalls: ceasepool: pochowek: boy: stretches out yall: 👀tummy me: 👀👀👀👀pits👀👀👀👀👀 me: 👀👀👀navel 👀👀👀👀 me: 👀👀👀👀the dime bag that he aint notice fell out his pocket👀👀👀👀👀
averden: friend: *posts artwork*me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats
spoopy3lene: when someone reblogs something that is 2spoopy: when someone reblogs something that is actually really creepy:
ihamtmus: corn-free-awesomesauce: The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’. you: me, an intellectual me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual
me: starts designing new cute OCs brain: what…what are u doin. U already have so many neglected ones. why can u not focus on one group of OCs for once me: keeps designing new cute OCs
lmao fucK…… i’ve actually drawn a little mono doodle referencing that video before……(the video if anyone is curious –> here)
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
You know that person that takes the joke too far?That’s me
Lmao I’ve had a bad day so I went and got drunk
