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orbem: post-nut clarity Wow…thats what that’s called? And all this time I was calling it “Regret”
Soooooo I entered a hot guy strip contest in New Orleans because “Hey, Why not” and low and behold….I won Second place!! More on that tomorrow
That feeling you get listening to something you used to love that haven’t heard in forever
merlinwhosuperpotterlock: “i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat” “i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work” “no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy” “i can’t-”
That blur on the left is Nick’s hand. Even though I had the window rolled down and he was standing right there, Juvia didn’t like that he left the car without her lol
That whip she threw aside is the one my husband tried SO HARD to win in an auction for me
tardisimpaula: Do you guys ever get that feeling where nothing is exciting anymore? Like, the holidays just seem like another day. My 16th birthday that I had been looking forward to forever was just a school day. New episodes of my favorite show
It’s been a long day spent at the dealership. I was one pothole away from blowing out my tire so I had to get that fixed. I’m glad to be done with all that.
It’s weird that now that I’m pregnant, I’m extremely confident in my body when I certainly wasn’t before 😂 Even though I don’t feel great, I think I look great for once and I’m happy 🥰✨
Parents guilt tripping their kids with the “I fed/bathed/sheltered you” shit would be the equivalent of me going to work and yelling “hey I showed up! What more do you want!!” to my supervisor.
so instead of working on this paper, I was just thinking that when I get to my goal weight, I’d like for you to fuck me in the laundry room. like, just because.
radioactivemongoose: at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch
Taylor Swift fans mad @ Abercrombie because they have a shirt that said “more boyfriends than T.S.”
dysnickthepigeon:dirty-little-secret-world:fight stigma with knowledge im really glad this post has something about dysthymia because you don’t usually see people talking about that. i’d like to really stress on this and just say that dysthymia is
That awkward moment when a black guy hits me up on A4A, and his profile says "NO WHITES WHATSOEVER"
So there has always been this general consensus that my (as my friend would put it) “booty game is always on point”And I was also known as Carmen in high school, thanks to my French teacher and class, because I had the “most heavingest
thats-scary: 7bottles: i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me You just described Seattle
beesmygod: my favorite japanese myth is the dogs with human faces because they dont even do anything and if you get close to them they say “please leave me alone” thats it
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
xprince-ventus: I’m not sure if RokuVen is twincest or selfcest and that keeps me up at night
hoodjab: I’m that person that sticks their hands in-between their thighs when they’re cold
benwinstagram: are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are
digivice: “B-but…Hide…Hide w-will know th-that I’m…that I’m a…!” ▌expectation vs. reality. “you’re a monster” / “all this time…you’ve had to suffer like this.”
yeah-ditto-obvs: literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone that’s it that’s all i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
instahot: you know that quiet girl in class? yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
greetings: people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need
leeds-bracelet: my mom and i were grocery shopping and i asked her what she needed and she pointed to a hot man and was like “that” and his wife heard us and burst out laughing
To all the teachers out there that like to punish you for using the restroom during their period multiple times/days do not apologize. There’s this magical thing called a circadian rhythm that drives all out bodies- it’s what makes you need
ivyaura:i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak
lychgate: do you think during the 50 years inuyasha was pinned to a tree that his brother came across that and just kinda laughed to himself and then later he even brings a fold out chair, pops open a beer, and throws shit at him while being a giant
homohustle: Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”
pinkmanjesse: *starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*
nicolerichiecirca2003: listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that
that-girl-helen: “actually, that was due today”
thats-slightly-raven: brethompson1704: thats-slightly-raven: this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone its 8:30 at night This post is 2 months old but it’s
celticpyro: mylifeisroosterteeth: you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with
I want more than anything for my art idols/inspirations to look at my art and say they’re proud of me and that I’ve improved
oh and that’s my little tiny tattoo that I got when I was 13. yeeeaaah, I’m kind of badass.
that last post made me laugh for like 15 seconds
I collect dresses that I’ll never wear, sing songs that nobody likes, dance for the walls, and say speeches to trees. I’m not saying I make a lot of sense, but you might want to look a little closer. You may find something beyond just an odd
edwoodthegrey: Summer Ball 2K13 because I’m not gay, but if I was gay. This guy. I’m just saying. He’s looks like me, but super pretty and not at all surly. I’m frequently told that when I’m not smiling, I look bitter and
playing katamari damacy on the projector might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
aye but for real, even when i’m in the WORST mood, it’s not that bad because this canopy really is everything. little reminders that i’m regal as fuck.
hotsuburbandad: If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
That Guy From That Place
traceexcalibur: “talking about sexism or racism on Tumblr doesn’t solve anything” really? because I am absolutely certain that I am a better, less bigoted person than I was a few years ago and that is most certainly due to the people I
britgirl720: buzzfeed: Are you beach-body ready? sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my
bitchycode:Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening
zelo: that feeling of when you’re in a group of friendsbut you’re not really in that group of friends
niallar: the thing about learning one direction lyrics is that i don’t try to at all i just listen to the songs so much that the words automatically get sketched into my brain
whosaprettypolyglot: I told one of my students that his oral presentation was on the 3rd of december He seems to have slightly misunderstood me - I just received an email titled “here is the assignment about the 3rd of december” He’s literally written
cats-in-a-trenchcoat: bifacts: Fact: Bisexuals are very flexible in the sense that they can date and/or sleep with people of multiple genders, but they’re also flexible in the sense that they have no bones, like octopuses. actual footage of the
That’s why I like you… You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are. John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
thats-just-the-way-we-roll: milkywaywhite: Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves Here are some animals hanging out with stuffed animal versions of themselves, which is clearly a thing that animals should be doing a lot more often. THIS IS THE
But then again, I would probably kill myself if I did that, so I’m totally not going to do that xD
Pink poinsettias for emotion that died. A chilling wargasm that tastes like cyanide. Her pussy bleeds sunshine, rabid for flesh, As each raindrop plunges to its death.
carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
toukos: u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
daddysmuses: cummbunny: I don’t understand why people are scared to talk to me?? like I’m a jelly bean Jelly beans like to be licked :) .. this is the exception where I’m mean, go away
me: zero life: infinity
