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egberts: some third graders have nicer hand writing than me and that really hits me in the self esteem My handwriting is/was so bad I would be regularly kept in from recess in grade school and punished by writing random sentences over and over until
slimephantoms: hellapunx: *cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING THIS IS ME
sehuns-ass-cheeks: me: maybe i should talk to my mutuals brain: why would u do that??? ur annoying me: damn u right
liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
Someone really needs to help me fix my circadian cycle! Either that or supply me with sleeping pills. #cantsleep #nightowl #bleh #fixme #imturningintoavampire #butreallyimgettingwhiter #whattheheck #thinkineedsun
dateamonster:one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.
sassyunicorn: me when cats
7/9/2019 I’m ashamed of falling off my rigerous and ambitious fitness goals. I have many excuses and reasoning but that dwelling on those have shown me to extend these feelings of guilt and resentment against myself. It took me a while to realize
I Just got back home and noticed that i reached the 8 K followers mark !!! WOOOOOOOOOOOHHH ! Here’s my Happy Dance for you ! Thank you all , really ! Your comments and messages make me so happy and keep me company during the day ! love you
Hi Tumblr ! It’s been a while since i posted some pics of me , work is keeping me so busy that i rarely have time to be on Tumblr anymore , but sometimes i have some “ free time “ and i come here to share something with all of you …Today
karlika: iloveegon: kelleygirl1701: Let me hear the answers Ecstatic, joyful, overjoyed, blissful. Confused because this bed barely fits me, let alone another possibly larger grown man. Then probably ‘fuck this it’s 3 am, I don’t wanna think
vaporwavesimulator: me: *finishes listening to a good song for the 6th time* ohh man that was great… a small part of my brain: please end it………im begging you me, hovering over the loop button:
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN
demonskin:Sometimes I just have days where I really, really need to be reassured that people still like or want me or want to be around me and I feel bad because I can’t communicate this need to people but I know they can’t possibly instinctively
HihiTo everyone that follows me and then immediately unfollow, you give me great joy lol. I think it’s hilarious. Either you think it’s too cute because there’s glitter and cute outfits and pink stuff everywhere. Or it’s too messed
Little me that used to live inside me, Please come back!! I really miss you and the fun we used to have. I miss being excited to color or watch cartoons or do little things. It’s been so long, I just need you back. Sincerely, the empty body you
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
I splurged and bought a pound of ground lamb instead of beef for dinner tonight and I’m actually managing to keep it down too so that’s a plus👍 Yesterday my friend dropped off a present for me and it made me tear up. It’s the sweetest
Ended up crying a bunch after the dentist but my new cat Shadow was concerned and came right up to me and let me pet her so that was nice.
darkenvy97: goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: paradoxalteddybear this is you… And I stupidly follow haha. Lol I actually do this motion tho
ofmicnmen: Afro Punk 2K15 Photo(s) by me: Tumblr Twitter Instagram If you see yourself in any of my photos and would like me to tag you, please message me. Please do not remove the above text Damn!
deathgripsforcutie: doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet? me: my son has no teeth doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir me: how will my child survive
jazzie560s-art: when someone tells me to do something I am already going to do the chances of me then doing that thing drop to -84375
Please don’t make me watch a movie that will make me feel things.
I don’t care who says what to me, I know that I’m a horrible person. Please feel free to get as far away from me as possible so you won’t be hurt when I die. Hell, no one should be hurt when I die.
astound: Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine
neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. the point
zackisontumblr: me in any situation: this reminds me of that spongebob episode when…
verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
melongorl:me: *feeling like something is really wrong*me: lol……hope that goes away
drearydoll: i like to pretend that i’m not human instead i am a porcelain doll and i’m very fragile so don’t touch me stay away unless you will take care of me
neokakashi: google, show me how to attract and befriend swarms of crows to follow me in an ominous cloud that blots out the sun
romanpixie: Me: *is terrified of commitment because people will get hurt and probably already have, therefore intentionally pushes people away* Also me: *is terrified of being alone and needs constant validation that I’m wanted/needed*
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke
southpauz: I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad so I always instinctively pretend that everything is okay…even though it ends up making me feel worse
demiboystump: me: *acts out and doesnt take care of myself so people will notice that im not doing okay and try to help* someone: hey are you okay me: what the fuck
thickho: me: i wanna die friend: what’s wrong me: nothing that’s just my default setting
morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh
Me, opening up my fanfiction and trying to remember what I was writing in my very serious fanfiction that’s serving as a coping mechanism for me before I went to bed at about 3 am: Oh yeah, he was about to see some tiddies
Me: Remembers Tali’s hips Me: okay maybe there’s some things in life that make it all worthwhile
arashincleric:arashincleric: If you’ve seen me in real life recently, you may have seen a large mark on my arm.That’s because on the morning of Friday 18th Sep 2015, I was assaulted by someone I thought cared about me. My now ex-boyfriend Ian Mooney
thexfiles: honestly everyone who has ever hurt me is so lucky i’m hyper empathetic and i’ve never told you about how you’ve hurt me! Congratulations on getting off the hook because I was afraid to hurt your feelings by telling you that you did
clhampir: I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON’T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME
My 2,000th post is dedicated to my best friend Daniel Rivera; thank you for never, ever, ever letting me down & always being there for me no matter how bitchy I get sometimes. For that, I love you endlessly & am eternally grateful. :) <3
that-one-irish-idiot: bravadopinfire: shieldposts: Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever! Me: are you ok Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you. honestly
So the pic I posted the other day I also posted on Facebook just enjoying the evening … roomy and our friend who’d been visiting for a couple weeks until last night hitting me in the feels .. it’s stuff like this that keeps me going when I
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things
Need to stop procrastinating now that my super-hard work week’s over and actually write something. Guh. If anyone needs me don’t come looking for me. I’ll re-emerge into life in a few hours or so.
wyomingsmustache: donaldjareddunn: When someone identifies with their favorite character it can say a lot about them. Whenever someone says “they are so me” believe them. Sometimes liking a favorite character they identify with is the closest thing
rabidline: I like you better as a sister than a mom.Yeah? And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
followers tagging me in cat gif photosets me like YASS
supnoah: I regret opening up to some people and it just bugs me knowing there’s a few out there who didn’t even deserve to know me like that but do
If you follow me you should know by now that serial likers irk me. Don’t do it.
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